Jokes that get overused.

[Les Awesome]

All of those facebook "likes" saying "lol jk"

I agree with this. I haven't joined a single one, and want them all to burn. They seem to have lasted even longer than those twatty picture things.

I know right
they're so freaking annoying and obnoxious
I want them all to burn

 

[Les Awesome]

I had intercourse with your mother
get it?

 

[Dexiro]

Anything to do with desserts being a lie. Portal was full of funny jokes... "the cake is a lie" wasn't one of them >.<

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

I had intercourse with your mother
get it?

Well, my mother does enjoy conversation.

 

[Redem]

What up?
The sky

heard so much I can't help myself but to publicly state my distace for it each it its use on me

 

[Claptrap]

"What time is it?"
"Time you got a watch."

*sigh*

If you've heard that too many times then it IS time to get a watch

 

[Dana22]

Memes in general.

 

[Mr Montmorency]

Pretty much every joke made by anyone on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com.

 

[TehIrishSoap]

The CSI Jokes LOL
"He Was Murdered While On Facebook"
"Looks Like He Was...."
*Pulls Off Glasses*
*Unfriended*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

 

[nick n stuff]

Chuck Norris. biggest joke ever

 

[oktalist]

Jokes that end with any of the following (unless it's done ironically).

"And then I got off the bus."

"I was twenty-eight years old."

"And that was just the teachers."

Ninety per cent of all supposedly "good" comedy is just variations on that theme.

Spoiler: Youtube clips

 

[Imbechile]

Duke Nukem forever jokes. I fucking hate them.
Thank god that the game is coming out so that everybody will shut the fuck up already. Too much is too much :-(

 

[wordsmith]

Anything related to Soviet Russia.

Anything related to your mother.

Anything related to being above the value of nine thousand.

In Soviet Russia, 9000 is over your mother!

Your mother's so fat even 9000 couldn't get over her?

Not particularly a joke, but being as I'm usually late to wherever I'm going, I run pretty much everywhere, so "run, Forest, run!" really pisses me off. It's not my fault you're too fat to run. You probably inherited that from your mum though...(sorrysorrysorryIcouldn'tresist)

 

[Willis_D]

I believe that is the definition of a meme, is it not?

 

[Serenegoose]

"There are no women on the internet."

I mainly hate this "joke" because I'm playing games a lot when I hear it, and it puts me out like a light through sheer boredom. It's possibly the least funny combination of words that exist.

 

[Palademon]

Monty Python jokes.

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I'm sorry, but this skit is brilliant. How are those things overused?

OT: I'd have to say "your mum" and "thats what she said". And Chuck Norris jokes. They are not funny. Get over it.

My Philosophy teacher planned to show this today, and it's only our second lesson. We were defining an argument.

 

[skips]

"Go make me a sammich!"

"Get back to the kitchen!"

Those are usually said by men. BUT OH HO HO SO VERY VERY FUNNY WHEN WOMEN SAY IT TOO. SO EDGY LOL


And I'd also like to **** punt girls who say, "Suck my dick."
OH SO VERY FUCKING CLEVER. IT'S FUNNY CAUSE LIKE, GIRLS DON'T HAVE PENIS' BUT THEY'RE STILL TELLING ME TO SUCK ON IT.

LMAOROLFSKATES.


Yes I mad.

My thoughts exactly. Partially due to how much I have to hear it from my friends. On a related note, mylifeisbro.com isn't funny at all.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

knock knock!

come in

-_-

Oh God, I've never heard that one before. You just made me smile. Hahaha.

To answer the topic of the OP, then I would have to say "That's what she said" jokes as well. They aren't funny.

 

[waterhazard]

Anything related to being above the value of nine thousand.

But what if I divided it by 0?

OT: Probably most internet memes