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Uzigawa

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so, i was going home, wasnt payin attention, turns out i was goin 30 over, and i get pulled over, and i started whimpering and crying a little (ty acting lessons) and said my girlfriend just broke up with me, and he came back a sec later said it was my lucky night and i should slow down, i was curious, how often do people actually get off like this, seriously, not even a stern warning, just a "slow down"
 

Altorin

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Uzigawa said:
so, i was going home, wasnt payin attention, turns out i was goin 30 over, and i get pulled over, and i started whimpering and crying a little (ty acting lessons) and said my girlfriend just broke up with me, and he came back a sec later said it was my lucky night and i should slow down, i was curious, how often do people actually get off like this, seriously, not even a stern warning, just a "slow down"
turns out, he reads the escapist and the ticket is in the mail.
 

Cyrax987

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Altorin said:
Uzigawa said:
so, i was going home, wasnt payin attention, turns out i was goin 30 over, and i get pulled over, and i started whimpering and crying a little (ty acting lessons) and said my girlfriend just broke up with me, and he came back a sec later said it was my lucky night and i should slow down, i was curious, how often do people actually get off like this, seriously, not even a stern warning, just a "slow down"
turns out, he reads the escapist and the ticket is in the mail.
That would be pretty hilarious if he does read this site and see this. "Oh that son of a..."
 

Kortney

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And why the hell are you proud of this? You were going 30 over and you should be punished for that :\.
 

StBishop

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A few points.
1: You are not awesome.
2: Please tell me that's not 30 miles over.
3: The cop should be punished for not doing his job properly. If you were emotional to the point of not being able to drive properly he should have fined you and made you catch pubblic transport home not drive off to endange the lives of other further.
4: What is "Hard Lemonade?"
5: Bragging about breaking the law on the internet does not make you cool
 

Just_A_Glitch

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I've been pulled over seven times (six for speeding. I drive fast, but I'm always driving safe. I'm the preferred driver amongst my friends) and never gotten more than a warning.

Beat that! (Because quite honestly, I can't explain it)
 

Phoenixlight

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When you say "30 over" do you mean 30 miles/kilometres per hour above the speed limit of the area in which you were driving or just slightly over 30 miles/kilometres per hour which happeneed to be the speed limit for the area?
 

rabidmidget

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I don't think that's something to be proud of, that's like boasting that you pushed some guy and when he turned around to fight you, you went into the fetal position and soiled yourself to deter him.
 

crudus

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Yay, you managed to lie your way out of punishment for something you know was wrong. How do you feel?


StBishop said:
4: What is "Hard Lemonade?"
Lemonade with alcohol in it.

Just_A_Glitch said:
I've been pulled over seven times (six for speeding. I drive fast, but I'm always driving safe. I'm the preferred driver amongst my friends) and never gotten more than a warning.

Beat that! (Because quite honestly, I can't explain it)
a friend of mine has 6 verbal warnings and 9 written warnings.
 

Thunderhorse31

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Just_A_Glitch said:
I've been pulled over seven times (six for speeding. I drive fast, but I'm always driving safe. I'm the preferred driver amongst my friends) and never gotten more than a warning.

Beat that! (Because quite honestly, I can't explain it)
Forgive me if this is out of line, but... are you female?

I have a friend (girl) who has been pulled over like 10 times and has only been ticketed once, whereas I have been pulled over 5 times and gotten tickets for the DUMBEST shit imaginable. I moved to a new city, and the next day I get a ticket for not having a "city sticker," which is a dumb decal that proves you pay tax on your car (which I didn't yet, because I had just moved, but I got the ticket anyway), then I got a new car and got a ticket for not having a frong license plate (despite the fact that the car didn't even have a spot for one). So yeah, I ask because, unfortunately, that might explain it ;)

If not, I got nothing.
 

Lem0nade Inlay

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I guess I should say "Nice work"
But going over 30 and not paying attention while driving isn't the sort of thing I feel I should congratulate you for. Especially since you started whimpering when you had to face the consequences.
 

SL33TBL1ND

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StBishop said:
A few points.
1: You are not awesome.
2: Please tell me that's not 30 miles over.
3: The cop should be punished for not doing his job properly. If you were emotional to the point of not being able to drive properly he should have fined you and made you catch pubblic transport home not drive off to endange the lives of other further.
4: What is "Hard Lemonade?"
5: Bragging about breaking the law on the internet does not make you cool
Agreed.

OP: Stop being a douchebag. That's my job.