Just...Shut Up. (A KS inspired CYOA)
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Wow they sure are harsh when talking about Emi...
Also A, Show your interest and Plan GO for the Dark-haired chick/Maria is a go-go.
Also A, Show your interest and Plan GO for the Dark-haired chick/Maria is a go-go.
Actually, C is more of a hypocritical statement as he's directing the "...it was rude." comment at Kyna about her assumption that he is there to join when he's just as rude as her. Though it also doubles as siding with the Student Council Reps however since Steve is still in control (I think?) and the main reason the protagonist is not at the Student Council room right now is due to Steve taking over and taking the 'Get the F outta dodge option' to avoid the Club at all costs. Literally.Caramel Frappe said:
I went to sit down and write the next part of this, and ended up writing the new Chapter of Path of Valor (Fire Emblem fanfic) instead. Whoops.
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"Actually, I came to join. So if-"
Oi, asshat. Choose your words more carefully.
Oh fuck you. Whatever.
You fake a cough, and began again, "So if there's anything I can do to help...?" You smile sweetly and challenge Shizune with your eyes. Both Kyna and Shizune's eyes light up, Kyna because now she has help, while Shizune seems excited taking on two people at once.
Misha's smile slid right off her face once she fully noticed the situation. Now that this social engagement was about to go nuclear, Misha was looking wildly around the room like a frightened rabbit.
"Kyna, seriously, back off." Said the dark-haired girl, Maria. Kyna snarled, but the death gaze coming from both Maria and Shizune got her to sit down. Shizune turns to you, now the only one left.
Well, time to put that- ARUGHTHHH
Sorry about that, but I can't have you do something stupid. You hold your smile and Shizune's gaze, saying nothing.
GODDAMNIT, YOU FUCKING SON OF A *****, I WILL-
SILENCE.
...
That's what you get. Shizune, sensing no one left to challenge her, waved her hands grandiosely as she began walking out of the room.
[Well then, since you seem to have enough members, we'll be going. Don't forget to turn in the club budget. I would hate to shut the club down for silly errors like that.]
You stifle a response just before you would've inadvertently announced you understood her.
"Well then, since you seem to have enough members, we'll be going. Don't forget to turn in the club budget, I would hate to have to shut the club down for silly errors like that~ Whahaha!"
Right, it's safe. "Yes, that'd be most unfortunate. But don't let us keep you from important business." You imply sarcastically. Shizune smiles and walks off, leaving a confused Misha trailing behind.
Kyna has a smug look on her face as they leave, and you can see the faintest of a smile on Maria's face as well. When the door finally shuts, Kyna moves to high-five you.
"Right 'on, man. Sure show'dem what for!" Exclaimed Kyna happily as you high-five her.
"Thank you. Top notch performance, by the way. Most don't stand up to Shizune like that." You offer, as it's only polite.
Kyna grins while Maria facepalms, with a ghost of a smirk still on her face. "God, don't encourage her. I swear, she can carry this team by herself if she'd do her own damn research."
Kyna pouted, "But then you wudden't 'ave anyth'ng to do, Mimi."
Maria groans into her palm, "Oh, would you stop that! You know I hate that nickname."
Still can't place that accent. She's talking a bit louder, but you can only place a bit of British-ness mixed in with abidda joisey. It's odd.
"So, technically we haven't met yet..." You leave that sentence hanging as a cue for them to introduce themselves.
Maria picks up right away, "Oh, my apologies. My name is Maria, and this is my sister Kyna."
You arch your eyebrow; these women look nothing alike.
Kyna laughs at your facial expression, "Adoptive sister. We took in Maria af'ta her accident."
You look at Maria, who's face is decidedly telling you not to press further. Changing subjects, you ask, "So, this is the Debate team then?"
Maria nods, thinking you with her eyes. "Yes, although I also do Oral Interp, which is like debate, only you're persuading a judge into thinking you're awesome."
Sounds like a Steve thing.
...
Speak of the devil. Willing to behave?
...fuck off.
SILENCE.
...
"So, Kyna, you're the debate half?"
Kyna beams, "Yep. Regula' one woman army ova' 'ere. Could 'always use a teammate, though."
She gives you a sly grin, while Maria rolls her eyes, "Right, because you totally don't have one. Ether way, you're slated to do a bunch'a research."
You sense this decision to be an important one. Hm...
--
A: Sure, I'd be happy to team up, Kyna.
B: I dunno Interp sounds fun. What's that all about.
C: Hell, why not have me research full-time?
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"Actually, I came to join. So if-"
Oi, asshat. Choose your words more carefully.
Oh fuck you. Whatever.
You fake a cough, and began again, "So if there's anything I can do to help...?" You smile sweetly and challenge Shizune with your eyes. Both Kyna and Shizune's eyes light up, Kyna because now she has help, while Shizune seems excited taking on two people at once.
Misha's smile slid right off her face once she fully noticed the situation. Now that this social engagement was about to go nuclear, Misha was looking wildly around the room like a frightened rabbit.
"Kyna, seriously, back off." Said the dark-haired girl, Maria. Kyna snarled, but the death gaze coming from both Maria and Shizune got her to sit down. Shizune turns to you, now the only one left.
Well, time to put that- ARUGHTHHH
Sorry about that, but I can't have you do something stupid. You hold your smile and Shizune's gaze, saying nothing.
GODDAMNIT, YOU FUCKING SON OF A *****, I WILL-
SILENCE.
...
That's what you get. Shizune, sensing no one left to challenge her, waved her hands grandiosely as she began walking out of the room.
[Well then, since you seem to have enough members, we'll be going. Don't forget to turn in the club budget. I would hate to shut the club down for silly errors like that.]
You stifle a response just before you would've inadvertently announced you understood her.
"Well then, since you seem to have enough members, we'll be going. Don't forget to turn in the club budget, I would hate to have to shut the club down for silly errors like that~ Whahaha!"
Right, it's safe. "Yes, that'd be most unfortunate. But don't let us keep you from important business." You imply sarcastically. Shizune smiles and walks off, leaving a confused Misha trailing behind.
Kyna has a smug look on her face as they leave, and you can see the faintest of a smile on Maria's face as well. When the door finally shuts, Kyna moves to high-five you.
"Right 'on, man. Sure show'dem what for!" Exclaimed Kyna happily as you high-five her.
"Thank you. Top notch performance, by the way. Most don't stand up to Shizune like that." You offer, as it's only polite.
Kyna grins while Maria facepalms, with a ghost of a smirk still on her face. "God, don't encourage her. I swear, she can carry this team by herself if she'd do her own damn research."
Kyna pouted, "But then you wudden't 'ave anyth'ng to do, Mimi."
Maria groans into her palm, "Oh, would you stop that! You know I hate that nickname."
Still can't place that accent. She's talking a bit louder, but you can only place a bit of British-ness mixed in with abidda joisey. It's odd.
"So, technically we haven't met yet..." You leave that sentence hanging as a cue for them to introduce themselves.
Maria picks up right away, "Oh, my apologies. My name is Maria, and this is my sister Kyna."
You arch your eyebrow; these women look nothing alike.
Kyna laughs at your facial expression, "Adoptive sister. We took in Maria af'ta her accident."
You look at Maria, who's face is decidedly telling you not to press further. Changing subjects, you ask, "So, this is the Debate team then?"
Maria nods, thinking you with her eyes. "Yes, although I also do Oral Interp, which is like debate, only you're persuading a judge into thinking you're awesome."
Sounds like a Steve thing.
...
Speak of the devil. Willing to behave?
...fuck off.
SILENCE.
...
"So, Kyna, you're the debate half?"
Kyna beams, "Yep. Regula' one woman army ova' 'ere. Could 'always use a teammate, though."
She gives you a sly grin, while Maria rolls her eyes, "Right, because you totally don't have one. Ether way, you're slated to do a bunch'a research."
You sense this decision to be an important one. Hm...
--
A: Sure, I'd be happy to team up, Kyna.
B: I dunno Interp sounds fun. What's that all about.
C: Hell, why not have me research full-time?
*A mobile phone rings on a desk. The Owner picks it up to read the message on-screen*
Yesh! This is back! Now what to choose, what to choose.
Go for C. Get on both girls' good sides and take most of the work. But still aim primarily for Maria.
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There has been an update.Go for C. Get on both girls' good sides and take most of the work. But still aim primarily for Maria.
"Well fuck it, why don't I do all of the research? That way you get to focus on your respective...things." Words fail you at the end, but you manage to get the point across.
Both girls smile, though Kyna's is a bit more...devious. "Oh, trying to get on both our good sides are you?" Maria giggles into her hands a bit, trying desperately not to laugh about a joke you're not seeing.
Well, yeah. Isn't it obvious?
Wait, where have you been?
Still here. I was pretty content to let you two fight it out, though. 'Course, it's nice to see your meds are working better.
Yeah, but Steve gets a little more butthurt every time I shut him down. But the less we think about the consequences of him getting out, the better. After all, we can always burn that bridge when we come to it.
"I think you broke him, Kiki." Maria said, still not quite able to get a handle on herself. Kyna was just grinning; I imagine we were looking mighty guilty.
Well, if she ever needs someone to get a handle on her...
Oh, back from your sulk?
Oh, back from your whimpering in the corner like the ****** you are?
PC, PC...
FUCK. YOU.
Shutting them out, you turn on James Bond mode, ?Ladies, there's enough of me to go around, no need to fight.? Maria smiled and rolled her eyes grandiosely, while Kyna was openly laughing.
"Yeh right, Don Juan! Thinkin you can bed 's both, maybe at 'de same time?" Kyna laughs. Maria, however, was quite embarrassed. Her face lit up red, and she buried her face in her hands again.
"Oh gawd, don' be giving 'em any ideeas nao!" Maria said into her face, a strong Jersey accent breaking though.
This, obviously, only provokes Kyna more, "Oh, wadda matta joisey gurl? Ye can'd take a bidda prahddin?"
You can only stand there in awkward silence, as the words the two girls are saying slowly become more and more completely incomprehensible.
You realize what this means, right? We must join in, with our own hilarious accent!
You internally furrow your brow at him. You don't have a hilarious accent, except...
DO IT.
Sighing, you join in the fun, "Gurls, why do ya' gots'ta put some man on de spo't likes dat? I mean, look at da damn poo'r gurl. Ha' face be as red as some tomato. 'S coo', bro."
They both look at you in shock for a moment, before looking at each other. There was a humorously charged pause before inane laughter broke out again, this particular bout was also joined by the voices in your head.
Pfft... Do you realize how much of an idiot that made you sound like? Good going Jive-turkey!
Who are you, Ice Cube? Wabba-dabba wooby baby!
Oh fuck off. Like you morons can do a cool accent!
VAT ZE HEEL ARE JOU TAILKING ABOUET, ******? MIEN GERMAN ACHCENT IZ ZE GREATEST IN ZE VORLD!
Non need to shout, mon amie. Zee French accent is zee szeetest in ze world.
Yeah, Vou Vould be French, Vould you?
Calm waaay down idiots, we's not havin' some battle uh stupid rappin', here.
...
...
Yeah, dat be right. Man! You's betta' be quiet. Man!
VOULD JOU BE QUIET VIT ZE STEUPID EAGHTIEZ ACHCENT!
Oh, let's talk like you now. Hhhhhhhhh, hhhhhhh. HHHHHHH!
Oh dear, you may have let loose something you won't be able to contain. Oh well, IZ ALL GOOOOD.
As the room's occupants began to settle again, you set things back on track, "But anyway. I can just do the research while you two put your cases or whatever together, right?"
"Yeh, but it's us'ally a pretty involved project, yah 'no?" Kyna remarks, getting the last of the giggles out.
You shrug. It's not like you're doing anything else this year...right?
"Alright. You don't have to come by after school everyday-" Maria starts, before getting interrupted by Kyna.
"God knows I won't." She says, unpiously.
Maria rolls her eyes at her sister, "Yes, but I probably will be. Anyways, you don't have to come by every day, but make sure you get a hold of one of us once you get something good. Then we can spend a little time together working the speeches out."
You're not quite sure, but you think you saw her blush the smallest bit.
Boom, you're in. Unless Kyna was serious about getting both of them...
Jesus, only you would think that, Steve.
ANYWAY. It appears Steve was a little more right then you'd like to believe, as Kyna picked up on Maria's slip immediately. "You cunnin' *****!" She says, without any malice behind it.
"You plan on shagging 'em during your lil' 'working' sessions!" Maria immediately pulls back into full blush again.
"Eam not! That seounds liake sommthin you'd do though!" Maria fires back, accent breaking out again.
"Damn straight it 's, sista!" Kyna laughs back. You smite politely and wait for them to die down, decided not to interject.
For once.
"Anyways, you two have any other plans before school starts in a few days?" You ask, moving on to what you believe is a safe topic for conversation. Unfortunately, Kyna's familiar grin breaks out once more.
"Ah yeh. I'mma take one last night on the town, ta celebrate the littl' bit o' freedom we 'ave left." She gives you a look, "Wanna come?"
Hell yes we do.
You know we have other clubs to check out, right?
Steve mentally waved him off. Deflecting the question, you turn to Maria and arch an eyebrow, "You're not going?"
She smirked and shook her head, "Nope. I'm doing the paperwork Kiki's supposed to be on top of." Kyna physically waved her off. "You're free to help, though it certainly won't be as interesting."
You get a strange feeling that is certainly will be, though you can't place why.
Kyna sighs, "Ether way, I gotta be goin' soon. Last buses to 'tha city ah leav'in soon."
There are other clubs...
And also a voluptuous woman offering us to go party with her.
Or being alone with Maria.
?
You can sense Steve looking at you funny.
...Seriously?
?
A: Party! Party! Party!
B: Oh yeah, that's right, we were looking for Photography club.
C: Well, paperwork is always easier with a cute girl working beside you...
Both girls smile, though Kyna's is a bit more...devious. "Oh, trying to get on both our good sides are you?" Maria giggles into her hands a bit, trying desperately not to laugh about a joke you're not seeing.
Well, yeah. Isn't it obvious?
Wait, where have you been?
Still here. I was pretty content to let you two fight it out, though. 'Course, it's nice to see your meds are working better.
Yeah, but Steve gets a little more butthurt every time I shut him down. But the less we think about the consequences of him getting out, the better. After all, we can always burn that bridge when we come to it.
"I think you broke him, Kiki." Maria said, still not quite able to get a handle on herself. Kyna was just grinning; I imagine we were looking mighty guilty.
Well, if she ever needs someone to get a handle on her...
Oh, back from your sulk?
Oh, back from your whimpering in the corner like the ****** you are?
PC, PC...
FUCK. YOU.
Shutting them out, you turn on James Bond mode, ?Ladies, there's enough of me to go around, no need to fight.? Maria smiled and rolled her eyes grandiosely, while Kyna was openly laughing.
"Yeh right, Don Juan! Thinkin you can bed 's both, maybe at 'de same time?" Kyna laughs. Maria, however, was quite embarrassed. Her face lit up red, and she buried her face in her hands again.
"Oh gawd, don' be giving 'em any ideeas nao!" Maria said into her face, a strong Jersey accent breaking though.
This, obviously, only provokes Kyna more, "Oh, wadda matta joisey gurl? Ye can'd take a bidda prahddin?"
You can only stand there in awkward silence, as the words the two girls are saying slowly become more and more completely incomprehensible.
You realize what this means, right? We must join in, with our own hilarious accent!
You internally furrow your brow at him. You don't have a hilarious accent, except...
DO IT.
Sighing, you join in the fun, "Gurls, why do ya' gots'ta put some man on de spo't likes dat? I mean, look at da damn poo'r gurl. Ha' face be as red as some tomato. 'S coo', bro."
They both look at you in shock for a moment, before looking at each other. There was a humorously charged pause before inane laughter broke out again, this particular bout was also joined by the voices in your head.
Pfft... Do you realize how much of an idiot that made you sound like? Good going Jive-turkey!
Who are you, Ice Cube? Wabba-dabba wooby baby!
Oh fuck off. Like you morons can do a cool accent!
VAT ZE HEEL ARE JOU TAILKING ABOUET, ******? MIEN GERMAN ACHCENT IZ ZE GREATEST IN ZE VORLD!
Non need to shout, mon amie. Zee French accent is zee szeetest in ze world.
Yeah, Vou Vould be French, Vould you?
Calm waaay down idiots, we's not havin' some battle uh stupid rappin', here.
...
...
Yeah, dat be right. Man! You's betta' be quiet. Man!
VOULD JOU BE QUIET VIT ZE STEUPID EAGHTIEZ ACHCENT!
Oh, let's talk like you now. Hhhhhhhhh, hhhhhhh. HHHHHHH!
Oh dear, you may have let loose something you won't be able to contain. Oh well, IZ ALL GOOOOD.
As the room's occupants began to settle again, you set things back on track, "But anyway. I can just do the research while you two put your cases or whatever together, right?"
"Yeh, but it's us'ally a pretty involved project, yah 'no?" Kyna remarks, getting the last of the giggles out.
You shrug. It's not like you're doing anything else this year...right?
"Alright. You don't have to come by after school everyday-" Maria starts, before getting interrupted by Kyna.
"God knows I won't." She says, unpiously.
Maria rolls her eyes at her sister, "Yes, but I probably will be. Anyways, you don't have to come by every day, but make sure you get a hold of one of us once you get something good. Then we can spend a little time together working the speeches out."
You're not quite sure, but you think you saw her blush the smallest bit.
Boom, you're in. Unless Kyna was serious about getting both of them...
Jesus, only you would think that, Steve.
ANYWAY. It appears Steve was a little more right then you'd like to believe, as Kyna picked up on Maria's slip immediately. "You cunnin' *****!" She says, without any malice behind it.
"You plan on shagging 'em during your lil' 'working' sessions!" Maria immediately pulls back into full blush again.
"Eam not! That seounds liake sommthin you'd do though!" Maria fires back, accent breaking out again.
"Damn straight it 's, sista!" Kyna laughs back. You smite politely and wait for them to die down, decided not to interject.
For once.
"Anyways, you two have any other plans before school starts in a few days?" You ask, moving on to what you believe is a safe topic for conversation. Unfortunately, Kyna's familiar grin breaks out once more.
"Ah yeh. I'mma take one last night on the town, ta celebrate the littl' bit o' freedom we 'ave left." She gives you a look, "Wanna come?"
Hell yes we do.
You know we have other clubs to check out, right?
Steve mentally waved him off. Deflecting the question, you turn to Maria and arch an eyebrow, "You're not going?"
She smirked and shook her head, "Nope. I'm doing the paperwork Kiki's supposed to be on top of." Kyna physically waved her off. "You're free to help, though it certainly won't be as interesting."
You get a strange feeling that is certainly will be, though you can't place why.
Kyna sighs, "Ether way, I gotta be goin' soon. Last buses to 'tha city ah leav'in soon."
There are other clubs...
And also a voluptuous woman offering us to go party with her.
Or being alone with Maria.
?
You can sense Steve looking at you funny.
...Seriously?
?
A: Party! Party! Party!
B: Oh yeah, that's right, we were looking for Photography club.
C: Well, paperwork is always easier with a cute girl working beside you...
I'm laughing but at the same time I can't help but think wat.
I'm actually torn between B and C. If Maria is doing that paperwork right now I'd say C but if she's doing it later then I'd say B so you can diversify your portfolio as it were. Also so that the protagonist can include more clubs in his 'busy' schedule. Imma think on this.
Edit: DECISION MADE. C this choice.
I'm actually torn between B and C. If Maria is doing that paperwork right now I'd say C but if she's doing it later then I'd say B so you can diversify your portfolio as it were. Also so that the protagonist can include more clubs in his 'busy' schedule. Imma think on this.
Edit: DECISION MADE. C this choice.
Yes, Maria will be doing the paperwork as soon as Kyna leaves. In silence. Crying to herself. You bastard.
Coincidentally, Kyna will drink herself to tears and pass out in an alley if you leave her alone. You bastard.
How dare you.
Coincidentally, Kyna will drink herself to tears and pass out in an alley if you leave her alone. You bastard.
How dare you.
Only the first twelve words of this post, (and this spoiler box's words) are true.
Oh god, a cruel choice. XD Guess it is time for f-this shit o-clock and pick B! (not really)
Well a party would certianly make an interesting turn of event given the character(s?). However, I would find myself staying behind with Maria at this point....
So I guess my answer is C (for realz this time).
Well a party would certianly make an interesting turn of event given the character(s?). However, I would find myself staying behind with Maria at this point....
So I guess my answer is C (for realz this time).
Caramel, I try to time my updates with yours, but you released a chapter of your LP two days after I wrote Chapter 9 of Path of Valor. Booo, writing fatigue.
Anyway, I'm introducing no less than three new gameplay mechanics this installment. They will be indicated by stars. Godspeed, protagionist.
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...You're not seriously going to stay here, right?
Yeah. You have a problem with that?
Kinda, fucknugget. There is a girl, standing in the doorway right now, offering to let us party with her, and you want to do paperwork. GHEYYYYY
You realize there's a girl with us, right?
pfft. Prove it. We've seen guys with hair that long.
You're pushing it, Steve...
Do it, no-balls! Think you got the power left to suppressed me? Do you even lift?
Uhh, is pushing him a good idea...?
Was I talking to you, fagballs?
Silence!
?
Heheh...*
...No...
Aha, AHAHA!
stevewat ru doin
You feel dizzy, and a cold chill runs up your spine when you feel Steve's laugh ringing louder. Faintly remembering there were two other girls in the room, you faintly pat a pocket in your jeans implying something of importance is in there.
Weakly you ask, "Actually...Is there a bathroom around here...?"
Both girls look surprised you have taken a turn for the worst so abruptly. Kyna points towards the back of the room and mouths something, but Steve's laughing drowns it out. Growing paler, you make it to the bathroom and close the door before Steve's laughing forces you to your knees.
HAHAHHHAHAHA! DO YOU FEEL THAT? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE TURNS I RIGHTFULLY DESERVE! BITCHES! GET! FUCKED! HAHAHAHAHHAAAA!
Then, it's black.
...
Then, it's grey. Steve is standing over you, Halo-esqe Energy Sword in his hand, face like thunder.
Well well, look who's here. Decided to grace us with your presence, master?
Steve spits his words at you. Summoning your mental strength, you stand and reach for your weapon. Pressing a button on the hilts, two silver blades of energy slide out. Brandishing your double-bladed lightsaber, Steve takes stock.
...You know, maybe talking isn't out of the question?
Growling, you cartwheel in the air and strike Steve with both blades. Not quite expecting you to come out guns blazing**, Steve is on the defensive.
WHAT. THE FUCK?
Not giving him the satisfaction of a response, you jump again, spinning to strike him horizontally. When the first strike hit, Steve successfully blocked to his left. Expecting you to finish your spin, he positions himself to knock the lightsaber from your hands. Instead, you spin the other way, letting the bottom blade strike Steve's exposed side.
Steve's top half files into the air, while his bottom half dissolves. When you turn, a white wispy figure is pinning down Steve's rapidly regenerating body, wisps of black smoke reconstructing everything below his sternum.
GET. OFF. FUCKBAG.
master,finishhim
Wasting no time, you jump and impale Steve's head. His body finally dissolves, and the world fades to white.
...
Gasping, the cold tile of the bathroom assaults your sense of touch. Faintly, you hear a irish accent, ?I t'ink we broke him, Mimi.?
Climbing to your feet, and overcoming the moment of dizzyness that brings, you take stock of what just happened. Steve will be back, but that was close. Glad it was you fighting him**, and Greg was on your side**.
Putting on a smile, you open the door and pass a hand through your short, brown hair. "Sorry about that ladies, but I AM here for a reason."
Kyna smirks, while Maria just looks relieved. "I swear, you look'd like you were gon'na croak right 'ere. Ye're not comin with me."
You only smile as Kyna bids goodbye to her sister and bounds out the door. Looking up at you, Maria asks, "So, you staying to help a poor cripple?"
You limit your surprise to a single raised eyebrow. Maria giggles, a bit more girlishly than you remember her acting a few minutes ago...
...With Kyna. Huh.
You sit down, "Indeed I am. So, where do we start?"
Maria stands up and takes your arm, "Not so fast, hotshot. You know what goes well with paperwork? More paperwork!"
You feel the cool sensation of plastic on your skin. Perhaps what Kyna said earlier wasn't entirely false-
"Quit gawking! We got a lot of work still!" She leads you out the door in a very authoritative manner. You have this weird feeling both of the sisters would be the bestest friends with the Student Council President.
What have you gotten yourself into...?
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Where's Akbar when you need him? Right now, you're sitting in the lobby of the Nurses' building. Maria is in a tense conversation with some unknown secretary, when she finally huffs and saunters over to you.
"No dice. You're going to have to meet with the Nurse and release your records."
"Wait, why?" Not that you're ashamed or anything...
"So I can fill out my paperwork, duh!" She playfully punches you on the arm. Wondering if Maria and Kyna are twins, you get pushed along to a door a ways down a nondescript hallway. Stepping in, you see the Nurse's smiling face and closed eyes beaming at you.
"Ah, hello! How may I help you, my good man?" His Japanese accent throws you for a loop for a second, as you realize you haven't heard one in a few hours.
"I need paperwork." You say, as he taps a pile of papers. You'd think it was odd he would have had your records ready, almost as if he was tipped-
...
IT'S A TRAP!
Hurriedly, you take the stack of papers and mumble a quick thanks. He catches your wrist, "Not so fast."
His smile is gone. "So, I heard you had a bout of sickness a while ago. Why don't you tell me about it?"
Briefly considering lying to him, you opt to tell him the whole story, fight and all.
After you finish, he scrunches his face in thought.
"Now, I'm going to suggest something, but you might not like it..."
"Anything to stop him from trying to take over again."
"I want to switch up some medications. I still have that drug that snuffed them out totally, from a few years back. I want to try that in combination with a sleep aid. See if we can't kill two birds with one stone."
"That didn't work the last time you tried it..."
The Nurse gives a sad, understanding smile. "Well, right now, you can't have both***. Your choice."
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A: Give me the new stuff. Better than having Steve try and take over again.
B: I'll take my chances. Better than those nightmares...
Anyway, I'm introducing no less than three new gameplay mechanics this installment. They will be indicated by stars. Godspeed, protagionist.
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...You're not seriously going to stay here, right?
Yeah. You have a problem with that?
Kinda, fucknugget. There is a girl, standing in the doorway right now, offering to let us party with her, and you want to do paperwork. GHEYYYYY
You realize there's a girl with us, right?
pfft. Prove it. We've seen guys with hair that long.
You're pushing it, Steve...
Do it, no-balls! Think you got the power left to suppressed me? Do you even lift?
Uhh, is pushing him a good idea...?
Was I talking to you, fagballs?
Silence!
?
Heheh...*
...No...
Aha, AHAHA!
stevewat ru doin
You feel dizzy, and a cold chill runs up your spine when you feel Steve's laugh ringing louder. Faintly remembering there were two other girls in the room, you faintly pat a pocket in your jeans implying something of importance is in there.
Weakly you ask, "Actually...Is there a bathroom around here...?"
Both girls look surprised you have taken a turn for the worst so abruptly. Kyna points towards the back of the room and mouths something, but Steve's laughing drowns it out. Growing paler, you make it to the bathroom and close the door before Steve's laughing forces you to your knees.
HAHAHHHAHAHA! DO YOU FEEL THAT? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE TURNS I RIGHTFULLY DESERVE! BITCHES! GET! FUCKED! HAHAHAHAHHAAAA!
Then, it's black.
...
Then, it's grey. Steve is standing over you, Halo-esqe Energy Sword in his hand, face like thunder.
Well well, look who's here. Decided to grace us with your presence, master?
Steve spits his words at you. Summoning your mental strength, you stand and reach for your weapon. Pressing a button on the hilts, two silver blades of energy slide out. Brandishing your double-bladed lightsaber, Steve takes stock.
...You know, maybe talking isn't out of the question?
Growling, you cartwheel in the air and strike Steve with both blades. Not quite expecting you to come out guns blazing**, Steve is on the defensive.
WHAT. THE FUCK?
Not giving him the satisfaction of a response, you jump again, spinning to strike him horizontally. When the first strike hit, Steve successfully blocked to his left. Expecting you to finish your spin, he positions himself to knock the lightsaber from your hands. Instead, you spin the other way, letting the bottom blade strike Steve's exposed side.
Steve's top half files into the air, while his bottom half dissolves. When you turn, a white wispy figure is pinning down Steve's rapidly regenerating body, wisps of black smoke reconstructing everything below his sternum.
GET. OFF. FUCKBAG.
master,finishhim
Wasting no time, you jump and impale Steve's head. His body finally dissolves, and the world fades to white.
...
Gasping, the cold tile of the bathroom assaults your sense of touch. Faintly, you hear a irish accent, ?I t'ink we broke him, Mimi.?
Climbing to your feet, and overcoming the moment of dizzyness that brings, you take stock of what just happened. Steve will be back, but that was close. Glad it was you fighting him**, and Greg was on your side**.
Putting on a smile, you open the door and pass a hand through your short, brown hair. "Sorry about that ladies, but I AM here for a reason."
Kyna smirks, while Maria just looks relieved. "I swear, you look'd like you were gon'na croak right 'ere. Ye're not comin with me."
You only smile as Kyna bids goodbye to her sister and bounds out the door. Looking up at you, Maria asks, "So, you staying to help a poor cripple?"
You limit your surprise to a single raised eyebrow. Maria giggles, a bit more girlishly than you remember her acting a few minutes ago...
...With Kyna. Huh.
You sit down, "Indeed I am. So, where do we start?"
Maria stands up and takes your arm, "Not so fast, hotshot. You know what goes well with paperwork? More paperwork!"
You feel the cool sensation of plastic on your skin. Perhaps what Kyna said earlier wasn't entirely false-
"Quit gawking! We got a lot of work still!" She leads you out the door in a very authoritative manner. You have this weird feeling both of the sisters would be the bestest friends with the Student Council President.
What have you gotten yourself into...?
---
Where's Akbar when you need him? Right now, you're sitting in the lobby of the Nurses' building. Maria is in a tense conversation with some unknown secretary, when she finally huffs and saunters over to you.
"No dice. You're going to have to meet with the Nurse and release your records."
"Wait, why?" Not that you're ashamed or anything...
"So I can fill out my paperwork, duh!" She playfully punches you on the arm. Wondering if Maria and Kyna are twins, you get pushed along to a door a ways down a nondescript hallway. Stepping in, you see the Nurse's smiling face and closed eyes beaming at you.
"Ah, hello! How may I help you, my good man?" His Japanese accent throws you for a loop for a second, as you realize you haven't heard one in a few hours.
"I need paperwork." You say, as he taps a pile of papers. You'd think it was odd he would have had your records ready, almost as if he was tipped-
...
IT'S A TRAP!
Hurriedly, you take the stack of papers and mumble a quick thanks. He catches your wrist, "Not so fast."
His smile is gone. "So, I heard you had a bout of sickness a while ago. Why don't you tell me about it?"
Briefly considering lying to him, you opt to tell him the whole story, fight and all.
After you finish, he scrunches his face in thought.
"Now, I'm going to suggest something, but you might not like it..."
"Anything to stop him from trying to take over again."
"I want to switch up some medications. I still have that drug that snuffed them out totally, from a few years back. I want to try that in combination with a sleep aid. See if we can't kill two birds with one stone."
"That didn't work the last time you tried it..."
The Nurse gives a sad, understanding smile. "Well, right now, you can't have both***. Your choice."
---
A: Give me the new stuff. Better than having Steve try and take over again.
B: I'll take my chances. Better than those nightmares...
I think Steve might be running out of insults if he has to resort to something-balls twice in a row. Epic Mind Fights are always the best type of fights too but I couldn't help thinking that it sounded like a Star Wars duel mixed with Lord of the Rings. 
I'm going to say A, might as well try something new and see if it gets rid of the 'hole in your head. Plus it presents you with the possibility of doing stuff that is critically important, such as hitching up with Maria and Kyna. (You thought I was going to say studying didn't you?)
I'm going to say A, might as well try something new and see if it gets rid of the 'hole in your head. Plus it presents you with the possibility of doing stuff that is critically important, such as hitching up with Maria and Kyna. (You thought I was going to say studying didn't you?)