And now, our protagonist shows some backbone.
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To your right lies Maria, the girl you've been cultivating a romance with, and is in serious danger of being broken.
To your left lies The Nurse, whom has the keys to restoring your old functionality like a robot janitor.
To your right lies your future, and the happiness that comes with it.
To your left lies your health, something you need TO GET TO THE FUTURE.
To your right, lies pussy.
To your left, lies faggotry.
...
As you sprint off to the right, things start becoming hazy. The grey of your mind gradually overlays the view of the real world. As you lose feeling in your legs, you watch passively as your view tumbles towards the unforgiving ground. You hear a loud 'Thunk', but feel nothing as the grey turns to black.
...
In your mind, two figures stand. They seem to be floating in an endless grey expanse, and are of identical appearance except for their coloring. Steve, clad in translucent black, grows a large red scar down the right side of his face. The scar glows in time with his speech.
"Well well well. Looks like it's just the two of us now, *****. Don't think I forgot about what you did a few days ago." Steve says darkly, activating his blue sword of energy.
Greg stands opposite him, an opaque white color. His shining blue eyes and creamy, well-groomed hair are the only features separating him from his master. He tosses a ball of blue energy between his hands, the size of his head.
"I don't presume to explain myself to someone like you, Steve. Let's settle this like men." Greg shifts his body, lining up as if he was about to pitch the sphere.
"You say, wielding Ahri's weapon. Some man you ar-" Steve's taunt is interrupted by him getting hit by Greg's weapon, neatly shearing off a portion of Steve's shoulder. Growing, Steve launches himself forward in retaliation.
As wisps of smoke reconstruct Steve, Greg dives downward, away from Steve. When Greg's weapon returns, it hits Steve again, destroying the bottom half of his legs. This does not deter Steve, as he turns onto his front and begins to spin, putting his sword in front of him and turning him into a drill-shaped missile. In a panic, Greg shifts onto his back, narrowly avoiding Steve's almost certainly fatal attack. Still, the force of his spin caused Greg to rocket downwards, away from his foe.
As Greg slows himself, he realizes in horror that he's gave Steve the chance to recover. Feeling stupid, he tenses himself for another attack, unable to see Steve in this grey expanse.
"What's the matter dickweed? Can't stand up to the heat?" Steve taunts from somewhere.
"I don't remember ever getting hit. Can you say that for yourself?" Greg quips back.
All is silent, until Greg perceives a growing black figure coming from...below?
As Greg lurches forward, Steve suddenly begins to curve his drill attack, straight into Greg's torso. Impulsively, Greg throws out his weapon, missing completely. He then lets loose a scream of frustration as everything below his shoulders gets pierced by the drill and fizzes into nothingness. Steve skids to a stop behind him and blindly chops down, hitting Greg and leaving him only a head and wisps of white, spiritedly trying to rebuild Greg's body.
Greg's head flails around, managing to work its way behind Steve. Despite Greg's efforts, Steve easily grabs his head.
"WAH WAH WAHHHHHH." Steve laughs, while Greg only has a smug smirk.
"Psst. Look behind you." Steve's mirthful expression drops off his face as he realizes his mistake.
"..Die of gonorrhea and rot in hell." Steve says though gritted teeth as Greg's weapon finishes its return. Instantly, Steve's head is incinerated by the glowing ball, and as it flys protectively around Greg's head it shreds the remainder of Steve's body.
"Seems more your style, you godforsaken whore." Greg says, as the world around him fades to black.
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You wake up on a cot, presumably inside the Nurse's building somewhere. Although things are a bit hazy, you can clearly see a figure rushing to your side. If that didn't give away who it was already, her voice left no things to the imagination.
"You steupid idit! D'you realize haow worried I was?" A familiar jersey accent sounds, a million decibels too loud.
"Arggh," You groan, "Did he- I mean, I- Did I ever tell you what's wrong with me?" You take a gamble. It's be awkward explaining this if she hadn't, and could cause some drama-
"Y-Yes. Do you not...remember?" She sounds utterly crushed and disgusted, with memories of the letter fluttering back to your possibly injured brain.
"Right, well then, introductions are in order. Mind if I don't sit up?" You say, massaging your temples. She stares in shock, no doubt remembering what your master told her about you.
"You mean..."
"Yeah, I'm Greg. Master isn't in right now, but I could probably take a message for him." You mutter sarcastically.
You don't see the change in facial expression with your eyes close, but you can guess by her tone she isn't any happier.
"Right, well, tell him he's a massive-" You interrupt her with a raised hand.
"Before you say something both of us will regret, you should hear from his objectively better half." Waiting for her to quiet down, probably indignantly, you begin again.
"We're never going to be the perfect boyfriend. Like it or not, our mind is broken. I'm sure we've seemed great up to this point, but you gotta remember that living with three guys in one head makes us look at situations a bit differently. I know for a fact the very first thing Master did when class let out was rush to find you."
"Kyna said as much. She also told me he tripped at the door, and later crashed into a wall."
Damn, that's what happened? Now this killer headache makes a lot more sense.
"That...was a bit of a disagreement between us."
"Disagreement? Like in the debate room a few nights ago?" Damn, she's a sharp one. At your old school, that kind of thing would be overlooked. Best to be honest with her, or hide things really, really well.
"Yeah. The others wanted to rush straight to find you, but I had the presence of mind to get our meds first."
"So, the new ones didn't stop the nightmares?" She asked, sadly. You're surprised at exactly how much information your master shared with her.
"...No. I assume they're horrible, as he never tells us about them. We never seen them, even if we went to bed 'in control'."
You both say nothing for a time, before Maria breaks the silence again.
"...Can I ask you, Greg, a question?" She says, almost timid.
"Sure." You say, still massaging your head.
"Do you all...like me?"
You open your eyes, briefly blinded by the light though you were. You look into Maria's eyes, and find steely determination as well as a pinch of fear. You sigh and close your eyes again.
"In our own ways. Master is absolutely head-over-heels for you. I think you'll be good for us, giving Master some much needed stress release and happiness. Steve..." You chuckle.
"Steve wants to bang your sister so bad it's almost comical. But he goes along with us because he realizes you're our best chance of getting laid."
...
"Steve sounds like such a gentleman." Ding ding ding, she wins your approval.
You both chuckle. After another bout of silence, she speaks again.
"Can you do me a favor, Greg?"
"Hm?"
"Can you keep our little conversation a secret?"
"I'll certainly try."
"Thanks!" She says brightly, before standing and kissing your cheek. You turn your head to see her wave goodbye, and can't help but feel master has excellent tastes.
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot pills.
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Sure enough, PILLS HERE! Sitting up, you examine the note that the bottle was sitting on.
Take as soon as you wake up, then come see me.
~Head Nurse
Staring at the bottle of pills, you wonder something. If you take them now, Steve and your Master will be locked out for a while, allowing you a much needed vacation in the real world...
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A: Take the pills, Go to Nurse, Enjoy freedom.
B: Go back to sleep. This is not something for you to deal with right now.