Just sign the dotted line with your blood and your soul will be mine.

[Disaster Button]

That depends on your definition of torture... I pre-reserved, so I'm in the room next to Billy Talent, and down the hall from Pamela Anderson.

Damn I always kept putting my reservations off, I knew I shouldn't but it always looked like I'd have time. Now I'm gonna be stuck next to Paris Hilton and George Michael, great.

And knowing your luck, George will be over constantly, asking after lube. Then there's that yapping rat that Paris claims is a dog... dude, it goan suck to be you. But I'll have beer, cigars and scotch, if you an find your way through the 'Maze of Eternal Bueracracy'.

I'll have my trusty steed guide me. Fear not, I will make it through and good times will be had by all.

I'm still working on getting the Pussycats Dolls to commit to stopping by, but they keep insisting that they'll have to sing. I just haven't had the heart to tell them...

Only one of them sings anyway so maybe it won't be such a bad thing, the rest just kind of gyrate on the spot. But if we're having a party maybe we should invite Pink or Aerosmith or someone actually cool and hot?

 

[Spiner909]

I cannot sell my soul.
The Escapist already has it.
And that makes me happy!

I can't even disagree...

 

[Aerodyamic]

That depends on your definition of torture... I pre-reserved, so I'm in the room next to Billy Talent, and down the hall from Pamela Anderson.

Damn I always kept putting my reservations off, I knew I shouldn't but it always looked like I'd have time. Now I'm gonna be stuck next to Paris Hilton and George Michael, great.

And knowing your luck, George will be over constantly, asking after lube. Then there's that yapping rat that Paris claims is a dog... dude, it goan suck to be you. But I'll have beer, cigars and scotch, if you an find your way through the 'Maze of Eternal Bueracracy'.

I'll have my trusty steed guide me. Fear not, I will make it through and good times will be had by all.

I'm still working on getting the Pussycats Dolls to commit to stopping by, but they keep insisting that they'll have to sing. I just haven't had the heart to tell them...

Only one of them sings anyway so maybe it won't be such a bad thing, the rest just kind of gyrate on the spot. But if we're having a party maybe we should invite Pink or Aerosmith or someone actually cool and hot?

Well, if we invite Aerosmith, they've solve the babe problem. After that, I suppose we could get Bon Scott to bring the booze, and Keith Richards to find some of the 'other things' that make for a truly epic party.

You know... the 'other things'.

 

[Disaster Button]

That depends on your definition of torture... I pre-reserved, so I'm in the room next to Billy Talent, and down the hall from Pamela Anderson.

Damn I always kept putting my reservations off, I knew I shouldn't but it always looked like I'd have time. Now I'm gonna be stuck next to Paris Hilton and George Michael, great.

And knowing your luck, George will be over constantly, asking after lube. Then there's that yapping rat that Paris claims is a dog... dude, it goan suck to be you. But I'll have beer, cigars and scotch, if you an find your way through the 'Maze of Eternal Bueracracy'.

I'll have my trusty steed guide me. Fear not, I will make it through and good times will be had by all.

I'm still working on getting the Pussycats Dolls to commit to stopping by, but they keep insisting that they'll have to sing. I just haven't had the heart to tell them...

Only one of them sings anyway so maybe it won't be such a bad thing, the rest just kind of gyrate on the spot. But if we're having a party maybe we should invite Pink or Aerosmith or someone actually cool and hot?

Well, if we invite Aerosmith, they've solve the babe problem. After that, I suppose we could get Bon Scott to bring the booze, and Keith Richards to find some of the 'other things' that make for a truly epic party.

You know... the 'other things'.

I sure do. I dunno about you but I reckon hell is going to be sweeeeet.

 

[Aerodyamic]

That depends on your definition of torture... I pre-reserved, so I'm in the room next to Billy Talent, and down the hall from Pamela Anderson.

Damn I always kept putting my reservations off, I knew I shouldn't but it always looked like I'd have time. Now I'm gonna be stuck next to Paris Hilton and George Michael, great.

And knowing your luck, George will be over constantly, asking after lube. Then there's that yapping rat that Paris claims is a dog... dude, it goan suck to be you. But I'll have beer, cigars and scotch, if you an find your way through the 'Maze of Eternal Bueracracy'.

I'll have my trusty steed guide me. Fear not, I will make it through and good times will be had by all.

I'm still working on getting the Pussycats Dolls to commit to stopping by, but they keep insisting that they'll have to sing. I just haven't had the heart to tell them...

Only one of them sings anyway so maybe it won't be such a bad thing, the rest just kind of gyrate on the spot. But if we're having a party maybe we should invite Pink or Aerosmith or someone actually cool and hot?

Well, if we invite Aerosmith, they've solve the babe problem. After that, I suppose we could get Bon Scott to bring the booze, and Keith Richards to find some of the 'other things' that make for a truly epic party.

You know... the 'other things'.

I sure do. I dunno about you but I reckon hell is going to be sweeeeet.

Yeah, I plan to be the first one served an eviction notice. But they'll have to stop the party, first.

 

[LogicNProportion]

Immortality.

Even if it leads to an eternity of being tortured in hell?

But I would never die.

Exactly. You would be tortured, forever.

He would never die and go to hell, so he would never be tortured.

I'd get immortality for mine too.

You can always spot the people who have never taken the morals of Highlander to thought. XD

Anyway, I'd trade my soul for my soul, because as it was said before me, to see what a Hell-paradox would do. Would it divide 616 by 0?

 

[Disaster Button]

That depends on your definition of torture... I pre-reserved, so I'm in the room next to Billy Talent, and down the hall from Pamela Anderson.

Damn I always kept putting my reservations off, I knew I shouldn't but it always looked like I'd have time. Now I'm gonna be stuck next to Paris Hilton and George Michael, great.

And knowing your luck, George will be over constantly, asking after lube. Then there's that yapping rat that Paris claims is a dog... dude, it goan suck to be you. But I'll have beer, cigars and scotch, if you an find your way through the 'Maze of Eternal Bueracracy'.

I'll have my trusty steed guide me. Fear not, I will make it through and good times will be had by all.

I'm still working on getting the Pussycats Dolls to commit to stopping by, but they keep insisting that they'll have to sing. I just haven't had the heart to tell them...

Only one of them sings anyway so maybe it won't be such a bad thing, the rest just kind of gyrate on the spot. But if we're having a party maybe we should invite Pink or Aerosmith or someone actually cool and hot?

Well, if we invite Aerosmith, they've solve the babe problem. After that, I suppose we could get Bon Scott to bring the booze, and Keith Richards to find some of the 'other things' that make for a truly epic party.

You know... the 'other things'.

I sure do. I dunno about you but I reckon hell is going to be sweeeeet.

Yeah, I plan to be the first one served an eviction notice. But they'll have to stop the party, first.

I really hope we don't get placed in the level above an old person's apartment, I really can't be bothered to put up with their "that music is too loud, dman young people" crap. Is tying someone up to stop them complaining illegal in hell?

 

[Aerodyamic]

That depends on your definition of torture... I pre-reserved, so I'm in the room next to Billy Talent, and down the hall from Pamela Anderson.

Damn I always kept putting my reservations off, I knew I shouldn't but it always looked like I'd have time. Now I'm gonna be stuck next to Paris Hilton and George Michael, great.

And knowing your luck, George will be over constantly, asking after lube. Then there's that yapping rat that Paris claims is a dog... dude, it goan suck to be you. But I'll have beer, cigars and scotch, if you an find your way through the 'Maze of Eternal Bueracracy'.

I'll have my trusty steed guide me. Fear not, I will make it through and good times will be had by all.

I'm still working on getting the Pussycats Dolls to commit to stopping by, but they keep insisting that they'll have to sing. I just haven't had the heart to tell them...

Only one of them sings anyway so maybe it won't be such a bad thing, the rest just kind of gyrate on the spot. But if we're having a party maybe we should invite Pink or Aerosmith or someone actually cool and hot?

Well, if we invite Aerosmith, they've solve the babe problem. After that, I suppose we could get Bon Scott to bring the booze, and Keith Richards to find some of the 'other things' that make for a truly epic party.

You know... the 'other things'.

I sure do. I dunno about you but I reckon hell is going to be sweeeeet.

Yeah, I plan to be the first one served an eviction notice. But they'll have to stop the party, first.

I really hope we don't get placed in the level above an old person's apartment, I really can't be bothered to put up with their "that music is too loud, dman young people" crap. Is tying someone up to stop them complaining illegal in hell?

We can always find out.

 

[Kazturkey]

Immortality.

Even if it leads to an eternity of being tortured in hell?

But I would never die.

Exactly. You would be tortured, forever.

He would never die and go to hell, so he would never be tortured.

I'd get immortality for mine too.

You can always spot the people who have never taken the morals of Highlander to thought. XD

Anyway, I'd trade my soul for my soul, because as it was said before me, to see what a Hell-paradox would do. Would it divide 616 by 0?

I saw highlander, liked it, but I still think I'd like to live forever. You don't die, if you don't die you don't go get tortured. It's that simple, and the fact that people are saying "omg you cant do that you go to hell straight away if you do that" is frankly dumbassery of the highest degree.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

A one way trip to Heaven.




(Eat that, Devil)


Oddly enough, I'm a Satanist.

 

[bew11]

what if you dont have a soul to sell?

Sell something else. Your brain or you pooper maybe? Maybe your last slice of cheesecake?

but i like cheese cake! why would i want to sell my last slice of it?

 

[SnipErlite]

The Devil's soul

Then take back mine 'cause I'm the devil, and keep his for fun

 

[Disaster Button]

what if you dont have a soul to sell?

Sell something else. Your brain or you pooper maybe? Maybe your last slice of cheesecake?

but i like cheese cake! why would i want to sell my last slice of it?

So you can wish for an entire room-full of cheesecake, maybe even turn you left arm into solid cheesecake. Gotta do the things that get you the most profit.

 

[Doomhammer828]

I'd sell mine to fix (meaning make fantastic) all past video game movies and all future and all present video game movies as well, then watch them all before i die.

 

[LogicNProportion]

Immortality.

Even if it leads to an eternity of being tortured in hell?

But I would never die.

Exactly. You would be tortured, forever.

He would never die and go to hell, so he would never be tortured.

I'd get immortality for mine too.

You can always spot the people who have never taken the morals of Highlander to thought. XD

Anyway, I'd trade my soul for my soul, because as it was said before me, to see what a Hell-paradox would do. Would it divide 616 by 0?

I saw highlander, liked it, but I still think I'd like to live forever. You don't die, if you don't die you don't go get tortured. It's that simple, and the fact that people are saying "omg you cant do that you go to hell straight away if you do that" is frankly dumbassery of the highest degree.

Uhg, you see, you're missing the point. It's not a religious thing, you wouldn't be tortured in Hell, you would be tortured here, on Earth, because the thought for most people of everything becoming stagnant, watching all you love fade away into dust as you keep on living is torture enough. That's the point of the Highlander movies, why McCloed simply wants a family, and the 'ultimate prize' in the end, along with unlimited knowledge, was the ability to have children, etc.

Also, I mean, c'mon! One of the soundtracks from Queen in the movie is "Who Wants to Live Forever?" which is itself played in a very downbeat, sorroful tone and style.

 

[Kazturkey]

Immortality.

Even if it leads to an eternity of being tortured in hell?

But I would never die.

Exactly. You would be tortured, forever.

He would never die and go to hell, so he would never be tortured.

I'd get immortality for mine too.

You can always spot the people who have never taken the morals of Highlander to thought. XD

Anyway, I'd trade my soul for my soul, because as it was said before me, to see what a Hell-paradox would do. Would it divide 616 by 0?

I saw highlander, liked it, but I still think I'd like to live forever. You don't die, if you don't die you don't go get tortured. It's that simple, and the fact that people are saying "omg you cant do that you go to hell straight away if you do that" is frankly dumbassery of the highest degree.

Uhg, you see, you're missing the point. It's not a religious thing, you wouldn't be tortured in Hell, you would be tortured here, on Earth, because the thought for most people of everything becoming stagnant, watching all you love fade away into dust as you keep on living is torture enough. That's the point of the Highlander movies, why McCloed simply wants a family, and the 'ultimate prize' in the end, along with unlimited knowledge, was the ability to have children, etc.

Also, I mean, c'mon! One of the soundtracks from Queen in the movie is "Who Wants to Live Forever?" which is itself played in a very downbeat, sorroful tone and style.

You're missing MY point too, which is that all that stuff depends on your point of view. I think immortality would be pretty sweet REGARDLESS of all your points.

There can be only one!

 

[Disaster Button]

The Devil's soul

Then take back mine 'cause I'm the devil, and keep his for fun

Would you dress his soul in cute little outfits? Maybe a pink dress or a sailor costume?

 

[ae86gamer]

I cannot sell my soul.
The Escapist Kim already has it.
And that makes me happy!

Fixed it for you.

I'd sell my soul for.. nothing. I'm pretty happy at the moment.

 

[Neonbob]

I cannot sell my soul.
The Escapist Kim already has it.
And that makes me happy!

Fixed it for you.

I'd sell my soul for.. nothing. I'm pretty happy at the moment.

...have you merged with the site?
If you have, I will love you eternally.

 

[Ghonzor]

My soul.

Just to see what the paradox would do.

Ninja'd.
Dammit.