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sumanoskae

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That depends on what that would mean for me

OT: omnipotence maybe?, assuming selling my soul doesn't mean going to hell, cause if it does then fuck that
 
BehattedWanderer

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Heh. Long gone, and recovered. I traded it at lunch to a girl eating a sammich, for the sammich. She was so appalled I would offer it, she took me up on it. I got a sammich, she got my soul. She then asked if I wanted it back, and I said only for a date (She was catholic, and felt bad about taking my soul). So, I scored a date and a sammich for it. 'Twas a good day.
 
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Disaster Button said:
So what would you sell your soul for?

Personally I would sell mine for musical talent. Being able to play snythesizers, piano, guitar and, naturally, a cracking voice.

What about you? Bear in mind the consequences could be terrible, for you or anyone you know.

Edit: For all you thinking you can skip the system and cheat the devil by being immortal, don't forget, his list is long and his time is forever.
I He will get you.
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All right, fine. I'll take a huge jab of infinite and never-to-be paralleled or exceeded power. I'll just take my soul right back from the devil and force him to get into a fist fight with God whilst they both wear an "I'm inferior to Ben" T-Shirt. A single, shared T-shirt.

Later I'll create a singularity and remove the boson field just to see what happens. I bet it'll look like a toilet flushing, but with less faeces and more crushed matter.

Oh, first I'll realise that it's insanely unlikely that either souls or the devil exist and I'll give up on this wild fantasy.
 
Broady Brio

Broady Brio

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Why stop at one thing?

The ability to choose when I die, A red eye that I can control when it is brown or red at will. And limitless power.
 
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Seeing as I?m probably going to hell anyway I would want immortality and probably some sort of mind control powers. I would attempt to get it written into the contract that if I caused enough death/destruction/misery I could get a nicer room in hell.
 
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Daedalus1942

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Disaster Button said:
So what would you sell your soul for?

Personally I would sell mine for musical talent. Being able to play snythesizers, piano, guitar and, naturally, a cracking voice.

What about you? Bear in mind the consequences could be terrible, for you or anyone you know.

Edit: For all you thinking you can skip the system and cheat the devil by being immortal, don't forget, his list is long and his time is forever.
I He will get you.
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The knowledge of the world and of what our governments keep secret from us.
 
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I've been selling shares of my soul for years. Lots of people on PSU own parts of it. Used to be 1/100th for 50,000. Made quite a few credits out of that
 
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One of those miniature pigs for my wife.... SO SHE'LL SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP ASKING ME TO GET HER ONE!!!

A little peace and quiet is worth an eternity in purgatory.
 
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WebbMD

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5 nuclear warheads...that way we can all go to hell together...Imagine the paperwork that would build up on Satans desk.
 
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