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The Riff

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Uber Polarbear said:
Seeing as I'm an Atheist I would sell it the Highest Bidder...
I'll buy yours for a 10er.

And i would sell my soul for... nothing, I'm keeping mine.
 

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Sentient6 said:
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So what would you sell your soul for?

Personally I would sell mine for musical talent. Being able to play snythesizers, piano, guitar and, naturally, a cracking voice.

What about you? Bear in mind the consequences could be terrible, for you or anyone you know.
I can already do that shit, so I'll take a leaf out of that video's book and say, 'I want to be bisexual, have low standards and be immune to STDs'
I am already all that, well except immune to STDs. Three day trade?
Awwwwright! Now I just need somebody who'd be willing to trade immunity to STDs for a small handful-or-so of bat excrement, and we're in the clear! No, really. There is a small handful-or-so of bat excrement on my bed. The bloody thing left the attic again...
Rough.

I know how you feel, Keanu Reeves is always escaping my attic, it gets really annoying at times.
You have him in yours too?!
Last time he used that whole 'Klaatu Berata Nicto' thing on me, and it really fucked me over.
Aw, crap. I gotta go. Robert De Niro's out of the freezer, and he looks pissed. And cold.
Woah! Hang on, I thought I had De Niro in my cupboard? Let me go check...

Awwww shit, he got out and stuck John Cusack in there. Well, at least my cupboard is now a much more awesome place.
I'd sell my soul to pretend you just didn't say Cusack is awesomer then DeNiro...
Whatever makes you happy. What can I say, I prefer Cusack. De Niro probably stars in better films, and is also probably a slightly better actor, but Cusack is just so damn cool. Besides, he starred in identity, which was fucking awesome.
 

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I would sell my soul to be the devil and then i can take it back lolololololol i is teh smertists
 

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Ururu117 said:
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Soul's don't exist.
Neither does your sense of wonderment, Mr. Buzzkillington.
If the wonder is gone when the magic is revealed, there never was any wonder to begin with, now was there?

And Mrs.
Miz to you.
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Immortality.
Even if it leads to an eternity of being tortured in hell?
ahhh, but he will never die, and thus never go to hell! BRILLIANT!

as for me? im kinda wanting a klondike bar right now.........

Danny Ocean said:
Ururu117 said:
Soul's don't exist.
Prove it. Go on.

Can't? Stop killing the joy, then.
prove that they DO exist, and we shall talk.
so you just came to the thread to arguee with people, thats nice

OT: probably nothing, being rasied catholic i was installed with a fear of hell at a very young age
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Fear isnt scary, lack of fear is scary though
Lack of fear is the only thing NOT scary.
No fear is the only thing stopping me from doing a bunch of stupied and harmful things, lack of fear scares the hell out of me
If fear is the only thing stopping you, then you may need to re-examine yourself.
I'd find that fact far more disturbing than anything you may do without fear.
without fear i might think boxing a bear is a good idea, or going all dillenger on a few banks is a good idea, fear is the only thing that keeps people civil
Again, that is a very poor and childish outlook on life.
Somewhere between 10 and 16, people move from concrete understandings of laws (if I don't obey them, I get punished) to more abstract understandings of laws (they exist for a reason which generally is understood to benefit all).

I am not afraid of bears. But I also don't box them. Just because you fear something doesn't mean it isn't optimal to do it, and just because you don't do it doesn't mean you fear it.
Yea laws do exist for a reason, but at the end of the day the only person they are looking out for is themselves, fear of punishment keeps most in line
 

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Ururu117 said:
Soul's don't exist.
THanks for contributing to the thread... /sarcasm
Are you that one If i make a thread of what will you do if your own army of ants will you come and say "Thats impossible idiot" (bad example but cant think of much)
Or if i made a thread that said if you saw santa what would you do and you put "WTF SANTA IS FAKE"
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Who would sell there soul besides for immortal life? I guess i have to make best of my time before so...... infinite drugs that aren't addictive of lethal but give a good time.
 

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Littlee300 said:
Ururu117 said:
Soul's don't exist.
THanks for contributing to the thread... /sarcasm
Are you that one If i make a thread of what will you do if your own army of ants will you come and say "Thats impossible idiot" (bad example but cant think of much)
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Who would sell there soul besides for immortal life? I guess i have to make best of my time before so...... infinite drugs that aren't addictive of lethal but give a good time.
I genuinely love how much flak that guy has gotten for his 3 word addition to the thread.

Technically it won't be a life as if your immortal the Devil is sure as hell gonna torture you for an eternity without letting you die.
 

lwm3398

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Ururu117 said:
Soul's don't exist.
I'd rather believe they do than don't.

Hey, here's a thought: Elves aren't real. You'd still play Fantasy RPGs, won't you? So think of the thread like a game; It may not be real, but it can still be fun.

Everybody's happy!
 

-Drifter-

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JoshGod said:
illd wish to be chuck norris
then not even the devil could stop me muahahahaha.
I think you're going to be severely disappointed when he does.

Believe it or not, Chuck Norris is just a man. If Bruce Lee could die, Chuck Norris sure as hell can.
 

CptCamoPants

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I'd sell it for physical fitness, mental stability, and intelligence. Or money. Of course I don't really believe in souls or their ability to be sold anyway. So I win either way.
 

Guitar Gamer

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Neonbob said:
I cannot sell my soul.
The Escapist already has it.
And that makes me happy!
now it all makes sense......................

omnipotence then I'd smite that who has my soul and take it back