Just sign the dotted line with your blood and your soul will be mine.

[lwm3398]

No, I wouldn't. I don't like Fantasy RPG's.

Okay then. Most game characters aren't real. Are they still fun? Yes. Do souls have to be real for this thread to be fun? No. They don't. So please just enjoy the thread and let's end this now, alright, buddy?

 

[lwm3398]

I'm not your buddy, pal.

More than that, people don't regularly devote large chunks of their lives in an attempt to find a video game character that fits them, etc etc. Don't make a strawman and then condemn me for it.

I'm not your pal, friend.

People don't search for their soul, I don't think, I just believe a soul is a kind of-

I'm not your pal, friend. And let's leave it at that. Unless you wanna continue the South Park quotes, I'm all for it.

 

[Kamaitachi]

the ability to think without bias.

 

[Andantil]

Souls don't exist, but if they did...

Omniscience. I want to know and see everything that is to be known and seen.

 

[teisjm]

I would trade my soul for the devils.

let's see who gets the last laugh now you horned *****.

 

[Cody211282]

Soul's don't exist.

Neither does your sense of wonderment, Mr. Buzzkillington.

If the wonder is gone when the magic is revealed, there never was any wonder to begin with, now was there?

And Mrs.
Miz to you.

Immortality.

Even if it leads to an eternity of being tortured in hell?

ahhh, but he will never die, and thus never go to hell! BRILLIANT!

as for me? im kinda wanting a klondike bar right now.........

Soul's don't exist.

Prove it. Go on.

Can't? Stop killing the joy, then.

prove that they DO exist, and we shall talk.

so you just came to the thread to arguee with people, thats nice

OT: probably nothing, being rasied catholic i was installed with a fear of hell at a very young age

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

Fear isnt scary, lack of fear is scary though

Lack of fear is the only thing NOT scary.

No fear is the only thing stopping me from doing a bunch of stupied and harmful things, lack of fear scares the hell out of me

If fear is the only thing stopping you, then you may need to re-examine yourself.
I'd find that fact far more disturbing than anything you may do without fear.

without fear i might think boxing a bear is a good idea, or going all dillenger on a few banks is a good idea, fear is the only thing that keeps people civil

Again, that is a very poor and childish outlook on life.
Somewhere between 10 and 16, people move from concrete understandings of laws (if I don't obey them, I get punished) to more abstract understandings of laws (they exist for a reason which generally is understood to benefit all).

I am not afraid of bears. But I also don't box them. Just because you fear something doesn't mean it isn't optimal to do it, and just because you don't do it doesn't mean you fear it.

Yea laws do exist for a reason, but at the end of the day the only person they are looking out for is themselves, fear of punishment keeps most in line

Wrong again! People are quite driven to make decisions which benefit their genetic material far before themselves. This is the "selfish gene" theory, which accounts for altruism, mutualism, and other things which seem to defy basic individual selfishness.

Fear of punishment in fact keeps very few in line; authority is a far more powerful figure, and may even be hard wired independent of punishment.

Basically, that understanding of the world is childish and simply at odds with psychology.

Or you underestimate if i wasnt afraid of getting mauled by a bear i would so box a bear for some waffles!

OT: Oh i hate failing the test

 

[Neonbob]

Do find them, please.

<spoiler=I found the shortened hand written version if that's good enough>

I applaud your dedication to the task!
Very well then.
It's either 1/2 or 112 souls that you want.
I'll get 112 1/2 just in case.
Expect to hear from me again in about a week.

 

[Florion]

I would only sell my soul if someone I loved had lost theirs and I had to buy it back for them.

Man, thank God I'm an atheist!

 

[xXErasmusXx]

Man, thank God I'm an atheist!

*double take*
Wait, what?

On topic, I would prefer to keep my soul, as I view it as my "being"/consciousness. Apologies for the boring answer.

 

[Roxas1359]

I still own my soul and I am only giving it up if 1)Cancer is cured 2)The world economy becomes stable 3)World peace. I do however own some of my friend's souls because they sold theirs' to me.

 

[Darth_Dude]

I like my soul....

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Console commands.

Cheats Enabled 1

sv_gravity -100

Why you ask?
Because f--- you Newton!

 

[Griphphin]

I would sell my soul...
For two souls! I'll continue this, keeping a few in escrow for when I need a few wishes granted, building an empire to rival that of Microsoft's!

Though if I'm given the option by the devil, I'd probably just turn it down, because if souls and the devil are real, so is Hell. And I've heard Hell is a lot like D.C.: fun to visit, not to live in.

 

[Yog Sothoth]

I want a million dollars, and huge pectoral muscles...

 

[Jedamethis]

I cannot sell my soul.
The Escapist already has it.
And that makes me happy!

Your soul must be lonely, I think I'll let mine keep it company!
*sells soul to The Escapist*