Just sign the dotted line with your blood and your soul will be mine.

[Lexodus]

So what would you sell your soul for?

Personally I would sell mine for musical talent. Being able to play snythesizers, piano, guitar and, naturally, a cracking voice.

What about you? Bear in mind the consequences could be terrible, for you or anyone you know.

I can already do that shit, so I'll take a leaf out of that video's book and say, 'I want to be bisexual, have low standards and be immune to STDs'

I am already all that, well except immune to STDs. Three day trade?

Awwwwright! Now I just need somebody who'd be willing to trade immunity to STDs for a small handful-or-so of bat excrement, and we're in the clear! No, really. There is a small handful-or-so of bat excrement on my bed. The bloody thing left the attic again...

Rough.

I know how you feel, Keanu Reeves is always escaping my attic, it gets really annoying at times.

You have him in yours too?!
Last time he used that whole 'Klaatu Berata Nicto' thing on me, and it really fucked me over.
Aw, crap. I gotta go. Robert De Niro's out of the freezer, and he looks pissed. And cold.

You need to invest in locks dude. Seriously.

I bought a lock for my wardrobe and its kept Huge Weaving in there for aaagges. I'm worried he might have actually discovered Narnia and escaped.

I feel your pain. We've all been there, duder. :S
I'll try it in the morning

 

[RanD00M]

I do not remember a binding contract, so you'll have to provide some more info.

Well you might have been unconscious or drunk or something...I have the papers around here somewhere.

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

Infinite amount of wishes with no contract limitations (including the "I want my soul back x100" wish)

 

[Neonbob]

I do not remember a binding contract, so you'll have to provide some more info.

Well you might have been unconscious or drunk or something...I have the papers around here somewhere.

Do find them, please.
I hate for customers to go unsatisfied.
If necessary, I will supply you with up to ten other souls to make up for a possible screwup in my accounting department.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

I suppose imortality would be alright if it meant that I never died and so never went ot hell.

But aside from that I don't think I would sell my soul.

 

[lolandrew4]

Life is short, death is forever. I'll keep my soul, thank you

 

[AndyFromMonday]

I'd sell my soul for 2 souls, then sell one of those souls to the devil in exchange for piles of cash.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Painless, unaging immortality. That way, even if I eventually end up in hell (have no idea how seeign as I wouldn't die), then he could torture me all he wants because I wouldn't feel a thing, then I would break out, kill the devil, take control of his armies and attack heaven, so that I can kill God and take his place aswell, thereby making me the immortal ruler of good and evil.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Being the most great and most powerful thing ever and I would challeneg the Devil to a duel of wet fish slapping to win my soul back

 

[Trivun]

I'd trade my soul for immprtality AND to have all fictional media exist in the real world. Now THAT would be awesome. But I'd only sign if both occured together...

 

[bad rider]

Maybe the ability to play a game of poker with an owl, a badger, a fox and ferret. I might consider it.

Edit: Or I'd trade my soul for my soul and a badger's soul.

 

[RanD00M]

Do find them, please.

<spoiler=I found the shortened hand written version if that's good enough>

 

[AWC Viper]

The ability to kill the devil and retrieve my soul.

or a cookie.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

The ability to trick the devil into giving me anything I wanted.

I see nothing bad coming from this.

 

[Rusty Bucket]

So what would you sell your soul for?

Personally I would sell mine for musical talent. Being able to play snythesizers, piano, guitar and, naturally, a cracking voice.

What about you? Bear in mind the consequences could be terrible, for you or anyone you know.

I can already do that shit, so I'll take a leaf out of that video's book and say, 'I want to be bisexual, have low standards and be immune to STDs'

I am already all that, well except immune to STDs. Three day trade?

Awwwwright! Now I just need somebody who'd be willing to trade immunity to STDs for a small handful-or-so of bat excrement, and we're in the clear! No, really. There is a small handful-or-so of bat excrement on my bed. The bloody thing left the attic again...

Rough.

I know how you feel, Keanu Reeves is always escaping my attic, it gets really annoying at times.

You have him in yours too?!
Last time he used that whole 'Klaatu Berata Nicto' thing on me, and it really fucked me over.
Aw, crap. I gotta go. Robert De Niro's out of the freezer, and he looks pissed. And cold.

Woah! Hang on, I thought I had De Niro in my cupboard? Let me go check...

Awwww shit, he got out and stuck John Cusack in there. Well, at least my cupboard is now a much more awesome place.

 

[Sentient6]

So what would you sell your soul for?

Personally I would sell mine for musical talent. Being able to play snythesizers, piano, guitar and, naturally, a cracking voice.

What about you? Bear in mind the consequences could be terrible, for you or anyone you know.

I can already do that shit, so I'll take a leaf out of that video's book and say, 'I want to be bisexual, have low standards and be immune to STDs'

I am already all that, well except immune to STDs. Three day trade?

Awwwwright! Now I just need somebody who'd be willing to trade immunity to STDs for a small handful-or-so of bat excrement, and we're in the clear! No, really. There is a small handful-or-so of bat excrement on my bed. The bloody thing left the attic again...

Rough.

I know how you feel, Keanu Reeves is always escaping my attic, it gets really annoying at times.

You have him in yours too?!
Last time he used that whole 'Klaatu Berata Nicto' thing on me, and it really fucked me over.
Aw, crap. I gotta go. Robert De Niro's out of the freezer, and he looks pissed. And cold.

Woah! Hang on, I thought I had De Niro in my cupboard? Let me go check...

Awwww shit, he got out and stuck John Cusack in there. Well, at least my cupboard is now a much more awesome place.

I'd sell my soul to pretend you just didn't say Cusack is awesomer then DeNiro...

 

[S29 Afterlife]

a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper, Snickers, Monster, and Nutella.
OH, and the ability to kill people while playing Rock Ballads.

 

[shadowofnight]

id sell mine for a lifetimes worth of klondike bars

 

[S-Unleashed]

Not selling mine.

 

[GrinningManiac]

I'd loan it to him with intrest

The skills of language, intresting-ness, sucess, longivity and cultured-ness