Just sign the dotted line with your blood and your soul will be mine.

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Disaster Button

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ArcadianTrance said:
Disaster Button said:
ArcadianTrance said:
Disaster Button said:
ArcadianTrance said:
Disaster Button said:
ArcadianTrance said:
I'm an Atheist,and even if I weren't I've already bet my soul in a high stakes poker match so I can't very well sell it.

But, if I could I would Make hell an awesome place where no one is torture and is generally more awesome than heaven; no more fire and brimstone instead video games, good food, spas, casinos, hookers and drugs with no adverse side effects, and more, and able to visit earth when ever anyone feels like it.

You realise this would start a One Up match with God right?
And since heaven and hell are trying constantly to outdo each other each place will get progressively better, leading towards good times for all!
Or the Apocalypse.
The Apocalypse would end with everyone dieing, which means they would end up in heaven or hell, which are now both great places to be ergo; good times for all!
Snap.
But you forget, none of thsoe places exist anyway therefore no one will live in any of them and no good times for anyone. Bam.
It seems you forgot I'm an Atheist, I knew that all along.
So our whole relationship is based on lies?
 

lissn

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*reads thread*

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On topic. I'd sell my soul for a pack of beer. I need a beer right now.
Ok maybe not my soul, but I'd give a lot anyway D:
 

Tirin

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A machine that can not only get me a new, duplicate soul somehow, but also make me Pokemon. That would be the best deal ever.
 

Misaek

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Nothing, it will always bite you in the ass. It is like being in the twisted metal competition either you die in the competition or you win and sometimes get a fate even worse than death.
 

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mmm depends on what the soul is, before I signed mine away I'd have to get a detailed unbiased description of what it is and what it does for me.

But in theory? Immortality/Invulnerability.
 

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Ururu117 said:
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Disaster Button said:
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Soul's don't exist.
Neither does your sense of wonderment, Mr. Buzzkillington.
If the wonder is gone when the magic is revealed, there never was any wonder to begin with, now was there?

And Mrs.
Miz to you.
Kalezian said:
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Cargando said:
Immortality.
Even if it leads to an eternity of being tortured in hell?
ahhh, but he will never die, and thus never go to hell! BRILLIANT!

as for me? im kinda wanting a klondike bar right now.........

Danny Ocean said:
Ururu117 said:
Soul's don't exist.
Prove it. Go on.

Can't? Stop killing the joy, then.
prove that they DO exist, and we shall talk.
so you just came to the thread to arguee with people, thats nice

OT: probably nothing, being rasied catholic i was installed with a fear of hell at a very young age
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Fear isnt scary, lack of fear is scary though
Lack of fear is the only thing NOT scary.
No fear is the only thing stopping me from doing a bunch of stupied and harmful things, lack of fear scares the hell out of me
If fear is the only thing stopping you, then you may need to re-examine yourself.
I'd find that fact far more disturbing than anything you may do without fear.
without fear i might think boxing a bear is a good idea, or going all dillenger on a few banks is a good idea, fear is the only thing that keeps people civil
 

Gingerman

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Its good to see its not only religious people that like to go around tooting their little trumpets for attention but oh well. On topic, nope wouldn't sell it mostly because I'll take every chance I can get to avoid the burning place thank you so very much.
 

Turing

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Incidentially, I do in fact have a small stack of legally binding, signed in blood documents entitling me to the ownership of various souls. You know, just in case someone would interested in them at some point.
On the other hand, I lost ownership of my head in a ill-conceived bet...

On topic though, I'd sell one of those souls for complete power over the minds of mortal creatures, maybe trade another for having the body of a greek god. I just need to remember to keep a spare in case things get out of hand
 

Neonbob

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RanD00M said:
Neonbob said:
The Escapist already has it.
You lying bastard.You said that you would sell it to me...That's it,your on the list.


OT:I would sell my soul for the soul of everyone else.So i get 6.6 billion souls,while the devil only get's 1.
When was this, exactly?
I do not remember a binding contract, so you'll have to provide some more info.
rokkolpo said:
i'm afraid you'll have to start over. *scary music playing*
Oh...oh dear.
*dies inside*
X-D
 

Ashhearth

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What if I don't have a soul to begin with. I find this rather problematic. I think I'm rather f'd up if I already don't have a soul.
 

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Disaster Button said:
So what would you sell your soul for?
First thing I'd trade it in for would be his(Lucifer) soul to with as I please.
If that doesn't work, absolute control and mastery over time and all its domains. I'd fucking rule. In every single aspect.