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TheZapper

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I dunno, immortality or ridiculous amounts of money probably. It doesn't really matter, I am already the the owner of three souls (two purchased from friends in exchange for one haribo each).
 

HentMas

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zala-taichou said:
I'd sell my soul for anything. Contracts with the devil aren't legally binding...
are you serious??? he has the most promminent lawyers that ever walked on earth and you think you will be able to snip out because of "legal" issues

dude, think before you act!

and well... i would sell it for being able to do anything and still go to heaven! (wooooooo... PARADOX TIME!!!)
 

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Ururu117 said:
Disaster Button said:
Ururu117 said:
Soul's don't exist.
Neither does your sense of wonderment, Mr. Buzzkillington.
If the wonder is gone when the magic is revealed, there never was any wonder to begin with, now was there?

And Mrs.
Miz to you.
just humour us fellow bleach fan...
OT: An unimaginable wealth of knowledge, and if i can pull it off, an extra long life. not saying forever, just for another few hundred years to share said knowledge. i may learn how to stay youthful.
 

-BloodRush-

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i already have the ability to steal souls, so i would just work out a deal with the devil. i provide him with souls, he provides me with wishes.
 

ArcadianTrance

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I'm an Atheist,and even if I weren't I've already bet my soul in a high stakes poker match so I can't very well sell it.

But, if I could I would Make hell an awesome place where no one is torture and is generally more awesome than heaven; no more fire and brimstone instead video games, good food, spas, casinos, hookers and drugs with no adverse side effects, and more, and able to visit earth when ever anyone feels like it.
 

Disaster Button

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ArcadianTrance said:
I'm an Atheist,and even if I weren't I've already bet my soul in a high stakes poker match so I can't very well sell it.

But, if I could I would Make hell an awesome place where no one is torture and is generally more awesome than heaven; no more fire and brimstone instead video games, good food, spas, casinos, hookers and drugs with no adverse side effects, and more, and able to visit earth when ever anyone feels like it.
You realise this would start a One Up match with God right?
 

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ArcadianTrance said:
I'm an Atheist,and even if I weren't I've already bet my soul in a high stakes poker match so I can't very well sell it.

But, if I could I would Make hell an awesome place where no one is torture and is generally more awesome than heaven; no more fire and brimstone instead video games, good food, spas, casinos, hookers and drugs with no adverse side effects, and more, and able to visit earth when ever anyone feels like it.
that is actually really smart, you sell your soul, and you get a guaranteed eternity of awesomeness.
 

benoitowns

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i cant, i already sold it seventeen times over before the fifth grade....so im already screwed for all eternity
 

Adam

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Seeing as my 'soul' bears about as much worth to me as a wet dog fart ill happily trade it in for anything and since you have not given a value to a human soul im gonna assume it's invaluable and I can pretty much have anything I want...What I truly want is a boyfriend, not someone whom I fuck every now and again but someone who is there for me when I need him most, knows when I need time by myself and someone I can read easily so I know when he needs me and when he needs me to shut the fuck up. Oh and I also want Pokemon Yellow and a Gameboy color, like the good old days.
 

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Danny Ocean said:
Uber Polarbear said:
Seeing as I'm an Atheist I would sell it the Highest Bidder...
That's not Atheism, that's capitalism.

Ururu117 said:
Soul's don't exist.
Prove it. Go on.

Can't? Stop killing the joy, then.
Yes, he is being a buzzkill, but you are making a logical fallacy by appealing to ignorance, and it is the positive belief's job in an argument to have the burden of proof. SO. you prove it...or not
 

ArcadianTrance

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SantoUno said:
hudsonzero said:
a Klondike bar
I know how you feel, my brother stole the last one, bastard.

If Satan exists I still wouldn't sell my soul.

Fuck that shit! Whatever you wish for you can make it a reality somehow!

Believe!
Even Sodoff and Rossmallo? I mean they want dragons.
 

GundamSentinel

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HentMas said:
zala-taichou said:
I'd sell my soul for anything. Contracts with the devil aren't legally binding...
are you serious??? he has the most promminent lawyers that ever walked on earth and you think you will be able to snip out because of "legal" issues

dude, think before you act!

and well... i would sell it for being able to do anything and still go to heaven! (wooooooo... PARADOX TIME!!!)
Even if the devil does have the most prominent lawyers, anything they say isn't worth anything in legal terms by extension. Remember, they did sell their soul as well in a non-legal contract, which means they aren't actually working for him anyway. Bring them on, I say.
 

ArcadianTrance

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Disaster Button said:
ArcadianTrance said:
I'm an Atheist,and even if I weren't I've already bet my soul in a high stakes poker match so I can't very well sell it.

But, if I could I would Make hell an awesome place where no one is torture and is generally more awesome than heaven; no more fire and brimstone instead video games, good food, spas, casinos, hookers and drugs with no adverse side effects, and more, and able to visit earth when ever anyone feels like it.

You realise this would start a One Up match with God right?
And since heaven and hell are trying constantly to outdo each other each place will get progressively better, leading towards good times for all!
 

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Ururu117 said:
Cody211282 said:
Ururu117 said:
Disaster Button said:
Ururu117 said:
Soul's don't exist.
Neither does your sense of wonderment, Mr. Buzzkillington.
If the wonder is gone when the magic is revealed, there never was any wonder to begin with, now was there?

And Mrs.
Miz to you.
Kalezian said:
Disaster Button said:
Cargando said:
Immortality.
Even if it leads to an eternity of being tortured in hell?
ahhh, but he will never die, and thus never go to hell! BRILLIANT!

as for me? im kinda wanting a klondike bar right now.........

Danny Ocean said:
Ururu117 said:
Soul's don't exist.
Prove it. Go on.

Can't? Stop killing the joy, then.
prove that they DO exist, and we shall talk.
so you just came to the thread to arguee with people, thats nice

OT: probably nothing, being rasied catholic i was installed with a fear of hell at a very young age
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Fear isnt scary, lack of fear is scary though
 

Disaster Button

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ArcadianTrance said:
Disaster Button said:
ArcadianTrance said:
I'm an Atheist,and even if I weren't I've already bet my soul in a high stakes poker match so I can't very well sell it.

But, if I could I would Make hell an awesome place where no one is torture and is generally more awesome than heaven; no more fire and brimstone instead video games, good food, spas, casinos, hookers and drugs with no adverse side effects, and more, and able to visit earth when ever anyone feels like it.

You realise this would start a One Up match with God right?
And since heaven and hell are trying constantly to outdo each other each place will get progressively better, leading towards good times for all!
Or the Apocalypse.