Just sign the dotted line with your blood and your soul will be mine.

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Bored Tomatoe

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10 dollars and a new hat. Or concert tickets. Or a jar of peanut butter. I'd say it's pretty much worthless, and I'm surprised anyone would want it...
 

MiodekPL

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........... - There you go. Pleasure doing business with you. Now where's my cookies?
 

Lexodus

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Disaster Button said:
Lexodus said:
Disaster Button said:
So what would you sell your soul for?

Personally I would sell mine for musical talent. Being able to play snythesizers, piano, guitar and, naturally, a cracking voice.

What about you? Bear in mind the consequences could be terrible, for you or anyone you know.
I can already do that shit, so I'll take a leaf out of that video's book and say, 'I want to be bisexual, have low standards and be immune to STDs'
I am already all that, well except immune to STDs. Three day trade?
Awwwwright! Now I just need somebody who'd be willing to trade immunity to STDs for a small handful-or-so of bat excrement, and we're in the clear! No, really. There is a small handful-or-so of bat excrement on my bed. The bloody thing left the attic again...
 

Disaster Button

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oppp7 said:
Someone else's soul. Or more. Whatever I can get.
You'd sell yours for someone else's or sell someone else's?

Becuase, honestly, I would just rather steal someone else's soul, sell it and get all the rewards whilst they get stuck with the eternal torture thing.
 

Wayte

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Ururu117 said:
Wayte said:
Ururu117 said:
Wayte said:
Ururu117 said:
Soul's don't exist.
Is that some rain on our fucking parade? Do you fail to grasp how not-cool that parade rain is? You know what, just so you can try to grasp it, I'm gonna gather all this rian up in a bucked, freeze it in a frying pan mold, and beat you very soundly with my parade-rain frying pan. Just so you can grasp how not-cool that is.


OT: Power, point blank. Not that I particularly care for it now, but if I ever broke down enough....that would be my desire.[/quote

Even if you did that, I'd say the exact same thing.
Why?
Because the truth is important.
Far more so than false hope.
Man you're a downer lol.




Gormourn said:
Wayte said:
Ururu117 said:
Soul's don't exist.
Is that some rain on our fucking parade? Do you fail to grasp how not-cool that parade rain is? You know what, just so you can try to grasp it, I'm gonna gather all this rian up in a bucked, freeze it in a frying pan mold, and beat you very soundly with my parade-rain frying pan. Just so you can grasp how not-cool that is.


OT: Power, point blank. Not that I particularly care for it now, but if I ever broke down enough....that would be my desire.
Speaking of rain on one's parade, just try making threads on some less popular and accepted topics and see what happens. You're lucky the idea of soul, hell and heaven is so accepted in the West (unfortunately).

In non-debate situations I look at it like I would a superpower thread; the entire conversation is done based under the constraints of the idea at hand. It's all in fun, so whether or not it is true isn't important.
Only a downer if you need an incentive to get up in the morning.

Not particularly.
I do have non-hope related reasons for the idea of a soul though, if that helps my case XP
 

Disaster Button

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Lexodus said:
Disaster Button said:
Lexodus said:
Disaster Button said:
So what would you sell your soul for?

Personally I would sell mine for musical talent. Being able to play snythesizers, piano, guitar and, naturally, a cracking voice.

What about you? Bear in mind the consequences could be terrible, for you or anyone you know.
I can already do that shit, so I'll take a leaf out of that video's book and say, 'I want to be bisexual, have low standards and be immune to STDs'
I am already all that, well except immune to STDs. Three day trade?
Awwwwright! Now I just need somebody who'd be willing to trade immunity to STDs for a small handful-or-so of bat excrement, and we're in the clear! No, really. There is a small handful-or-so of bat excrement on my bed. The bloody thing left the attic again...
Rough.

I know how you feel, Keanu Reeves is always escaping my attic, it gets really annoying at times.
 

SimuLord

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Y'know, if the Devil showed himself to be real, I wouldn't sell my soul to him. Most of the reason I don't fear Hell is because I don't believe in the Devil.

(edit: and what's more, Mercury already owns title to it for the capitalist afterlife.)
 

Wayte

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Not particularly.
I do have non-hope related reasons for the idea of a soul though, if that helps my case XP
It doesn't. But indulge me.[/quote]


I didn't want t get too into this. But hell, I'm a sucker for bait :p

Ok, try to imagine for a moment not existing. Just, poof, no more you. That includes no more perception. Not blackness, not anything. As you can see, it's quote impossible.
I'm of the thought that perception must carry on in some form after death. Whether it be reincarnation, heaven/hell, or even just your mind sitting in blackness.
 

Neotericity

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If someone was willing to give me something in exchange for my "soul" pretty much anything seeing as I don't believe in hell or souls.
 

Exocet

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I would sell my soul to obtain Godhood.
I want to be Dr.Manhattan,only not blue.Red is more badass.also I'll keep the big dong.

As for the lack of soul part,I'll just instantly create another one.Because I can,and if you try to stop me,I'll teleport you to the sun.
 

Danny Ocean

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Ururu117 said:
Danny Ocean said:
Uber Polarbear said:
Seeing as I'm an Atheist I would sell it the Highest Bidder...
That's not Atheism, that's capitalism.

Ururu117 said:
Soul's don't exist.
Prove it. Go on.

Can't? Stop killing the joy, then.
*snip*
What you said may or may not be true, but that is beside the point. Coming into this thread and proudly proclaiming "Souls Don't Exist." is analogous to walking into a sermon and saying God doesn't exist. I agree with you, but I still think you're being terribly cold and mean to come into a thread like this one and say it; especially as this thread is just a bit of amusing indulgence, into which no-one bar you put any real significance.

So what if some people believe souls exist? You're not going to be able to convince them with a post on a forum, and I think you're smart enough to know that. Talking to those that agree with you, such as myself, is tantamount to talking to a mirror. This leads me to believe that the only possible reasons for posting in this thread are to:

a)Show off.
b)Spoil the fun.

So, which is it?
 

Disaster Button

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titanium turtle said:
god like powers, invulnerability and immortality- with no side effects
(includes time travel obviously)
Why would the Devil create another God? Then he'd have two to deal with.