Justin Beiber to publish memoir at age 16.

[Sir Kemper]

Ah, Justin Beiber. Twenty Tens most recent sensation with tween girls, and of course, the internet punching bag of said year.

It seems that recently the idol has signed a deal with publishing giant HarperCollins to wright an illustrated memoir of his rise to fame, at the ripe age of sixteen no less.

Said memoir will include never before scene photos of the young idol, and will be available in October for purchase in the US ($21.99) and UK (£16.99) and, ironically enough, not in Canada.


Whats wrong, Justin, no love for your home country? Do you also not say that in America.

Original Place I found this little story:

http://www.torontosun.com/entertainment/books/2010/08/02/14899481-wenn-story.html

Same Story, More Info:

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/justin-bieber-to-publish-memoir-in-october-2041633.html


EDIT: Silly me, The memoir is to be called First Step 2 Forever, in case anybody here felt like actually buying it.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Well, I would complain but the kid has probably done more and seen more than I have, and I had a three year headstart.

 

[miscelaneous]

Perhaps he is foreshadowing his death.

 

[El Poncho]

Wouldn't it more be, love for your home country, not exposing them to shit.

 

[snowman6251]

So guys how many months left in his "career" until everyone stops giving a shit?

 

[MikailCaboose]

Ugh. That's a bit, I don't know, young to do that, don't you think?

 

[The Procrastinated End]

Well its not like anything interesting is gonna happen in his remaining five years of life.

 

[Aerodynamic]

So he thinks he is a writer now too?

 

[Tagball]

OMG! Justin, I love him! He's fantastic! By the way, OP, it's spelled BIEBER!

Here's a picture with Me & The Bieb

Spoiler

I'm just kidding, I hate his guts and he sucks down poopy juice.

Why can't I get my book published: Tagball's Crazy Las Vegas Adventure 4: Totally not a rip-off of The Hangover, but he can publish his?

This kid is worse:

 

[child of lileth]

So guys how many months left in his "career" until everyone stops giving a shit?

Maybe he's thinking the same thing, and is writing this now to get it out before his forced retirement.

OT: I just imagine this being the most ridiculous book I'll see for a long time. I see it being nothing but him talking about average kid stuff. Yet it will still sell billions, just because it has his name on it, and young girls will buy it just for that.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Smart move on his part, might aswell make as much money as he can while girls are still screaming over him.

 

[Colour Scientist]

16? Really? I got pissed off at Jordan for publishing autobiographies that early in her life, and she's 32!

I think leave it until you're 60, at least.

I mean, let's leave aside the whole screaming girl thing, is there anything left to tell us? I mean, he's already been on every interview ever, and he's only been on this planet for 16 years, he can't possibly have that much to write about.

I'll definitely be getting it though, if only to see if it's obviously ghostwritten.

Of course it's done by a ghostwriter, the guy didn't know what 'German' was.
Apparently they don't have 'that' in Bieber America(He said America, I'm not referring to Canada as Bieberland for the record).

 

[adderseal]

So he thinks he is a writer now too?

Of course not, it's ghostwritten. He gets asked questions, he answers them and then a skilled writer turns that into a book, complete with whatever style and slant is needed.

EDIT: Ha, check the post above. Damn.

 

[Madshaw]

its just so much bog roll

Wouldn't it more be, love for your home country, not exposing them to shit.

well done sir

 

[n00beffect]

Justin Bieber can go suck it...!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Guess his career must be near death if he's doing such a thing at this age?