Justin Beiber to publish memoir at age 16.
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I guess im rather lucky to never have heard any of his stuff, and isn't he a bit young to be doing this?
Your ending punctuation confuses me deeply...din0 said:
OP: Basically what everyone else said about him being too young, cashing in on his fleeting popularity, etc etc.
I really doubt he'll write it. He might look over it and make small changes, but paid writers will do it.
Don't want his fingers getting tired from writing, you know.
Don't want his fingers getting tired from writing, you know.
This is why I'm oh so glad that Beiber thinks that he's American. It also makes it all the better to laugh and shake your head in disapprovalEl Poncho said:
Anyone remember the Jonas Bros.? Didn't think so, and i think Bieber will go the same way as them
I have a horrible feeling his target audience don't even know how to read yet.child of lileth said:
At sixteen? Seriously? He must be aware that he probably doesn't have a long run of fame in front of him, milk it while you can and all that, but that would be giving him too much credit.
THERE IS ONLY ONE MEMOIR IN MY HEART
I'm not gay.(not thats there anything wrong with being gay)
I'm not gay.(not thats there anything wrong with being gay)
From the memoirs of Justin Bieber...
"By the age of 16 I still hadn't hit puberty and received the deep manly voice I've always wanted. But when you're making this kind of money, who cares. I have middle aged cougars telling me that they want to do something called 'jumping bones' or whatever that means."
"By the age of 16 I still hadn't hit puberty and received the deep manly voice I've always wanted. But when you're making this kind of money, who cares. I have middle aged cougars telling me that they want to do something called 'jumping bones' or whatever that means."
Hahahahahaha!miscelaneous said:
MWUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'll ready the shotgun!
Honestly, what's the kid going to write about? "I'm sixteen and I got famous by riding on the coattails of the fantasies of twelve year old girls because my voice is painfully generic and I have a cutesy face?"MikailCaboose said:
What kind of "memoir" would THAT be?
Hmmm I can imagine it right now.
"Justin Bieber: How I learned to please the right men".
Now I think this is quite disgusting because common! He's sixteen and he's writing his own biography it's not like there is alot of stuff to write about for instance.
"I sang horribly at a singing competition"
"Then my balls got ripped off"
"And I met Usher!"
There I have summed up his career. Well if he ever had balls in the first place.
"Justin Bieber: How I learned to please the right men".
Now I think this is quite disgusting because common! He's sixteen and he's writing his own biography it's not like there is alot of stuff to write about for instance.
"I sang horribly at a singing competition"
"Then my balls got ripped off"
"And I met Usher!"
There I have summed up his career. Well if he ever had balls in the first place.
That only means anything if the manuscript was actually written in German.Colour-Scientist said:
That coattails metaphor was rather painfully worked in there.DarkHourPrince said:
I accept that he has lived more in a shorter time than most people have in their entire lives, but sixteen year old publishing his memoirs still takes the piss.
Day 1: Found out I was a good singer.
Day 2: Did a concert in Toronto
Day 3: found my first spot. Hope this is not a regular thing!
Day 4: Published memoirs.
I'd take that bet if it wasn't for the fact that Bieber will no doubt outlive me and that you wouldn't pay up anyway.zHellas said:
Or I could kill him and collect the fifty bucks from your house with Bieber's still beating heart in my hand... wait did you just find the perfect way to get your enemies killed really cheaply?