Justin Beiber to publish memoir at age 16.

[Jack_Uzi]

Hope there are some chapters about booze, drugs and lots of unprotected copulation with some women to be found in that book, because I pre ordered it.




... No I didn't. What could that guy possibly write about?

 

[chemicalfire]

I'm not angry at him for capitalizing on his situation, I'm angry at the fans for creating multi-millionaires out of kids like him. I'm sure he's talented in some respect, I just have no respect for someone who can sit on that much money and fame and not try to do a whole lot of good with it.

 

[Ickorus]

You know what is gonna be awesome?

10 years time when he's working on a checkout mourning the death of his career.

 

[EchetusXe]

That would be a hell of a memoir. In 2011 someone actually reads the thing and says "holy crap, he said he was going to do it in his book last year".

And it would be preceded by an album of darker material pointing to his suicidal intentions.

He was calling out for help, but we just didn't listen!

Yeah, just an album of cover-songs:

Alone I Break (Korn)
Suicide Is Painless (MASH)
Suicidal Thoughts (B.I.G.)
Last Cup of Sorrow (Faith no More)
Chop Suey! (System of a Down)
Everybody Hurts (REM)
Today (Smashing Pumpkins)
Anything by Radiohead

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

So he thinks he is a writer now too?

Well, Autotune made him think he's a singer. Now Twitter made him think he's a writer.

 

[Deleted]

I've been looking for an alternative to burning my money in a furnace. Looks like I don't have to look anymore.

 

[Furious Styles]

Yeah, just an album of cover-songs:

Alone I Break (Korn)
Suicide Is Painless (MASH)
Suicidal Thoughts (B.I.G.)
Last Cup of Sorrow (Faith no More)
Chop Suey! (System of a Down)
Everybody Hurts (REM)
Today (Smashing Pumpkins)
Anything by Radiohead

All Apologies by Nirvana
Love Will Tear us Apart by Joy Division
Mad World by Tears for Fears
Runaway Train by Soul Asylum
Hurt by Nine Inch Nails
Hallelujah, the jeff Buckley version
Crying by Roy Orbison
He Stopped Loving Her Today by George Jones

more songs Bieber could kill before killing himself

 

[Kristoffer Sivertsen]

And there ends the wait! This is absolutely not shocking at all. They are squeezing out all the money they possibly can from this sexually confused little boy.

 

[Sougo]

So whatever happened to him being shipped off to North Korea for a live performance?

Maybe he'll do a book signing in Korea too...

 

[EchetusXe]

And there ends the wait! This is absolutely not shocking at all. They are squeezing out all the money they possibly can from this sexually confused little boy.

No offence but that was a pretty creepy post.

 

[Kristoffer Sivertsen]

And there ends the wait! This is absolutely not shocking at all. They are squeezing out all the money they possibly can from this sexually confused little boy.

No offence but that was a pretty creepy post.

Then I have achieved my goal.

 

[EchetusXe]

And there ends the wait! This is absolutely not shocking at all. They are squeezing out all the money they possibly can from this sexually confused little boy.

No offence but that was a pretty creepy post.

Then I have achieved my goal.

haha, and in style too!

 

[The Stonker]

Does this mean he's nearing the end of his life?

I hope so, and he needs to take Stephenie Meyer with him.

Oh don't worry I'm going to take them down....
*Puts on a english landraider memory object or E.L.M.O TM

 

[The Stonker]

He can sell it anywhere but Canada. We don't want him lol.

Hmmm I can imagine it right now.

"Justin Bieber: How I learned to please the right men".

Now I think this is quite disgusting because common! He's sixteen and he's writing his own biography it's not like there is alot of stuff to write about for instance.
"I sang horribly at a singing competition"
"Then my balls got ripped off"
"And I met Usher!"
There I have summed up his career. Well if he ever had balls in the first place.

Nah. 16 would be more like this.

Woke up with a erection like i always do. Need the sock to help get rid of if. Maybe tomorrow i will start liking girls.

Hey! That's an insult to gay guys
Because I know that I wouldn't go for that it would be like being with a small school girl. (Bi)

I'm lost...what?

Well no man has such low standards to go out with him D:!

 

[iLikeHippos]

Second page of the book, where only one line of text is written in an italic ( ) way.

"I am Gay."

... Unravels the mysteries. Swoooooshh....

In all seriousness, this is just milking the cow for its last pennies before it dies and loses all of its value.

I couldn't be more happier they are just using this triumphant card, as a probably last act of desperation before withering and dying.

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

This baffles me because all I ever see is contempt and rage expressed towards that little cigarette.