Justin Beiber to publish memoir at age 16.

[vivalahelvig]

ahh, but can he defeat....Tay Zonday of Chocolate Rain Land?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

Or Wall of Voodoo, of Mexican Radio fame?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V04IBsz-9Wo

...or the nuclear middle finger?

 

[dashiz94]

1. Why the fuck should I care?

2. There is no number two because why the fuck should I care?

 

[HeySeansOnline]

So I was like born ... than I was four, I started singing, kept singing ... singing, singing, more singing, still singning, touching talent show story, singing, singing, singing, got a record deal, released some albums, got an award on BET, totally tapped me some Miley Cyrus ass, and received many death threats over youtube.

THE END

 

[DarkRyter]

I don't know how much he can write about all the bitches and money he has acquired in his rise to fame.

Ludicrous amounts, I am assuming.

 

[Ithera]

He can't write worth sh£t! I love it how it is claimed he is going to write it. Whatever turgid junk they crank out will surely be less than memorable.

OK, it doesn't say he will be writing anything. A pity, I would have enjoyed the lack of artistic merit from this 16-year old virtuoso.

 

[Dags90]

I don't know how much he can write about all the bitches and money he has acquired in his rise to fame.

Ludicrous amounts, I am assuming.

I think the proper spelling in this context would be "Ludacris" amounts. Did this place get as equally worked up over Kanye's book?

 

[EchetusXe]

Boo! I hate him for accomplishing things and doing more by 16 than I have my entire life! Other people shouldn't be allowed to have a different opinion in music than me! We must hate him to justify our otherwise pointless lives!

I don't like the guy's music, but can we find something else to hate? Christ.

Good idea! Damn Christ, dying for our sins, who does he think he is? Healing all those lepers, thinkings hes a big shot. I hear his memoirs were publish as well, its all last supper this, rising again after three days that - he can't even sing.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

$5 says half the words in it are "baby" since he can't think of anything else to put in anything...

 

[geldonyetich]

It's a good idea to publish his memoirs at 16.

After all, being a teen idol, there's a fair chance nobody will remember him by the time he's 18.

 

[AMMO Kid]

He probably heard of some assassination attempt on his life, and thus is trying to get it out of the way.

 

[fletch_talon]

It'll be titled.
If I Had Underaged Sex With All My Backup Dancers, Here's How It Happened.

The never before seen photos will actually be a bunch of stick figure sex pictures by Bieber himself and one photo of him doing duckface while pointing a camera at the mirror.

 

[Pielikey]

I really want to see what he's going to write during the whole North Korea Vote thingy. "mommy i'm the victim of an internet hate crime"

Second,

Why can't I get my book published: Tagball's Crazy Las Vegas Adventure 4: Totally not a rip-off of The Hangover, but he can publish his?

Let me know when you do get someone to publish that book, I would totally buy something with a title like that.

 

[Custard_Angel]

Oh great... So now I can read about the harrowing story of a young boy who never has to work a day in his entire life for as long as he lives...

You can go on about "being a celebrity is hard work" but I wager a full day of being popular isn't nearly as strenuous as an hour of manual labour.

 

[The Lost Big Boss]

Wait, at 16 he is going to write a memoir? How the fuck can some one right a memoir of their life at the age of 16? He has done nothing important than these in this order.
Born.
Singing.
Masturbation.

 

[EchetusXe]

$5 says half the words in it are "baby" since he can't think of anything else to put in anything...

I baby found baby fame baby to baby be baby a baby mixed baby bag baby really baby, I baby really baby appreciate baby the baby fans baby and baby all baby their baby energy baby and baby enthusiasm baby, but baby then baby I baby miss baby not baby being baby noticed baby sometimes baby when baby I baby go baby down baby the baby street baby - it baby gets baby hectic baby!

Wait, what?

Wait, at 16 he is going to write a memoir? How the fuck can some one right a memoir of their life at the age of 16? He has done nothing important than these in this order.
Born.
Singing.
Masturbation.

Personally I find masturbating more important that singing.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Someone needs to beat that kid up and steal his lunch money.

 

[Lma0nade]

When is this disgrace of the male gender going to get dumped out of the music industry and just flat out drop out of the face of the earth?

 

[Dfskelleton]

And now an excrept!
"Hello. My name is Justin Bieber. Girls like me because I'm relateable (and confuseable) to most of them and I haven't hit puberty yet. My voice sounds like squealing car brakes, and I'm extremely uncreative so my most popular song is me saying 'Baby' for 3 minutes. I know that I'm the best singer ever though."

I'm certain that this is the greatest memoir ever!

 

[HarmanSmith]

An illustrated memoir... So it's going to be a picture book? That's about the level of writing I would expect of Bieber.