Justin Beiber to publish memoir at age 16.

[Atmos Duality]

I'll have to pick it up, maybe it'll let me in on who the fuck this little kid is

I'd say save your money.
Better to let the little punk's career die in obscurity. Once his voice changes, that will be that.

 

[Ph33nix]

Perhaps he is foreshadowing his death.

nope its to late 2009 was year of the celebrity sudden death syndrome

 

[Dags90]

My Mom is trying to write a book and I told her to throw some vampires, werewolves and zombies in the book. It would sell like fockin' hotcakes.

I told my ex, who fancies himself a writer, that his book needs more Nazis. Everyone loves a good Nazi story; he didn't seem to keen on it. Still hasn't finished that novel he's working on /Stewie.

 

[hottsaucekid]

anyone remember aaron carter? this guy is the aaron carter of this decade and will be soon forgotten. he might as well get his money while he can.

 

[MegaDale]

MAYBE he is a clone, living life at a accelerated pace, Solid Snake stylee.

Its the chilling tale of how he was genetically grown as the perfect bait for the Tween Scene and how he broke free from his growers laboratory...

JUSTIN BIEBER IS MEWTWO!

 

[EchetusXe]

MAYBE he is a clone, living life at a accelerated pace, Solid Snake stylee.

Its the chilling tale of how he was genetically grown as the perfect bait for the Tween Scene and how he broke free from his growers laboratory...

JUSTIN BIEBER IS MEWTWO!

Son, get the pokeballs.

 

[Racecarlock]

At this rate he'll be looking back on his childhood by the ripe old age of 21. Then he'll be yelling at kids to get off his lawn by the husky old age of 25.

 

[EchetusXe]

At this rate he'll be looking back on his childhood by the ripe old age of 21. Then he'll be yelling at kids to get off his lawn by the husky old age of 25.

Thats my life your describing.

 

[miscelaneous]

anyone remember aaron carter? this guy is the aaron carter of this decade and will be soon forgotten. he might as well get his money while he can.

Actually I kinda remember him.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Age 16? Pfft.

Sing and dance all you like Bieber; you don't know jack about the world.

But we gamers certainly do eh? Hell, making pixels change colours my pressing buttons is sure better training for life than, you know, actually doing something productive? Why the hell do we take this so personally anyway? Is it because we know we're underachieving and we like to put our betters down? Or is it that we feel threatened in our subculture so we like to rage against mainstream kids entertainment because we mistakenly believe all children's entertainment to secretly be for nerds?

You sure do love broad generalizations don't you? Oh yes...I'm such a 'failure' because I'm a gamer. I do wish I could make as much money as Justin Bieber...
Pfft. Please. I'd shoot myself if I ever became a 'celebrity'. I'm not that fond of mass attention and people probing into my life, while mass wealth creates more problems than it solves.

I have a college degree, a decent home and I enjoy my freelance IT work.
Sounds underwhelming? Maybe to you, but I have set goals for myself and I'm quite happy with that. So don't you dare try to pin the "envy button" on me pal.

I have over a decade on Bieber and I admit I know close to nothing about the world. He is only writing his "memoirs" now because he is of 'celebrity' status, nothing more.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not angry at the kid; I just find it hysterical that he's writing "memoirs" when he yet to really live.

 

[Blackjack 222]

$1,000,000 says that he didn't write a word of it.

I bet your right

 

[daconcon]

16? so he's going to publish it in 7 years?

 

[Tomster595]

Wow, somebody takes himself very seriously...

 

[Zani]

Perhaps he is foreshadowing his death.

One can only hope.

 

[Samus Aaron]

WHY!? Why do I have to know that he even exists?!

 

[EchetusXe]

To be fair, he's done more in his life so far than any of you ever will.

If he hasn't completed Final Fantasy 12 100% then he hasn't lived.

.....................................ok maybe you're right.

WHY!? Why do I have to know that he even exists?!

Nooooooooooooo! Knowledge!!! Get it out of my head!

 

[Blind Sight]

Dammit, I wanted him to write it when he was like 30, after his cocaine addiction and the sex scandal with Miley Cyrus. A memoir would be way more interesting after he lost his fame and fell into the cultural blind spot, where he'd only get attention via news reports about his shoplifting spree or his DUI.

To be fair, he's done more in his life so far than any of you ever will.

Ouch, just because we don't all start our careers at 15 and end them at 20 when all the cuteness is gone does not mean we're all insta-failures haha.

 

[Tagball]

I told my ex, who fancies himself a writer, that his book needs more Nazis. Everyone loves a good Nazi story; he didn't seem to keen on it. Still hasn't finished that novel he's working on /Stewie.

Two Questions:

1. Is that true or is it a reference to something? Because Nazis actually do spice up stories. It's a plot device in that you automatically know that they are the bad guys and must be murdered in the most horrible of fashion.

2. What is your avatar from?