Justin Beiber to publish memoir at age 16.

[BarbaricGoose]

he's got a limited time career

You summed it up perfectly, ol' chap! I honestly couldn't agree with you more, Justin Bieber couldn't be more terrible, and we couldn't expect less from him.

What I'm most curious about is what he'll be like in 20 years. Having gambled away most of his money, and spent the rest on cocaine and hookers, I wonder what his life will be like? Surely that would be the best time to write a novel? Because you know it's gonna happen. Then he's gonna go on some racist tirade to some individual who isn't white, or Canadian, because they gave him money an mistook him for a bum. He'll be all like, "I used to be something, 20 years ago! I was one of the youngest and most successful people in the world. Even though just about everyone thought my music was awful, I made tons of money selling my filth to prepubescent girls! And you're giving me money?! I don't need your money, you stupid [Insert racial slur.]" And with each racially charged verbal assault on random passers-by, his life will sink further further into the dark, gambling and cocaine filled void.

I could write a book about him writing a book at the age of 16, that's how ridiculous this is.

 

[EchetusXe]

He'll be all like, "I used to be something, 20 years ago! I was one of the youngest and most successful people in the world. Even though just about everyone thought my music was awful, I made tons of money selling my filth to prepubescent girls!

If you think Justin Bieber's songs are filth then you should see my hard-drive.

 

[Nazz3]

Oh cool, we get to see pics of him when he was young!

And btw OP, its Bieber, not Beiber!

 

[Jerious1154]

Honestly, can you blame him? I would do exactly the same thing in his position. He's squeezing as much money as he can out of this while pre-teens still find him adorable. Sure, the idea of a 16 year old writing a memoir is kind of ridiculous, but if people had been willing to pay me for it I would have done it too.

 

[Eatbrainz]

Great! i was running out of toilet paper.

 

[Sneaklemming]

I guess no one ever told him what memoir means.

It's common for kids his age to misunderstand uncommon werds.

 

[EchetusXe]

It's common for kids his age to misunderstand uncommon werds.

Just as it is common to see older persons misspelling words.

 

[Burningsok]

I doubt he has the intelligence to write it on his own.

 

[skitzo van]

Arn't you suppose to release a "Best of" album before you go on with an 'memoir'?





Just saying.

It would be more of a best of "single"

 

[Sneaklemming]

It's common for kids his age to misunderstand uncommon werds.

Just as it is common to see older persons misspelling words.

I like the way you think, my fiend.

 

[Edward Elgar's BFF]

What does he even have to wtie about at 16? Nobody really reads memoirs anyway.

 

[The AtticWarrior]

Lolwut? The little Twink's 16. This makes no sense and is an insult to our bretheren up north.

 

[superbatranger]

What?! What is he thinking? Why would he write a memoir at 16? He's too damn young to write a memoir. Hell, his career, and I use that term very loosely, is not worth a memoir. You have got to be kidding me.

 

[angry_flashlight]

An illustrated memoir... So it's going to be a picture book? That's about the level of writing I would expect of Bieber.

This exactly what I thought as well.

Having pictures will make reading this memoir easier for all those 8 year old girls reading. Maybe there'll be some nice colouring spaces in there too, with a pack of crayons included with the book.

 

[Blame]

I'm not overly surprised. People are interested in the whole meteoric rise thing. English sportmen Wayne Rooney and Lewis Hamilton have done much the same thing.

 

[Billion Backs]

Uh, why not?

I hate the guy as much as anyone above the age of maybe 14 and not a girl, but why should he writing a memoir bother me? He can do whatever.

As far as content goes, most people's lives aren't something I'd give a fuck about and frankly I do not think there is some kind of age requirement to write a biography. Some people have absolutely nothing to tell about even if they're 100 years. Some might have something to tell even if they're 16.

As a metal head and generally hateful person, I hate that little kid. But, uh, hey, at least he has some kind of a career, as much as being a teen idol matters (not much in my book). He probably made a fuckload of money by now, so, hey, at least it's something.

From the memoirs of Justin Bieber...

"By the age of 16 I still hadn't hit puberty and received the deep manly voice I've always wanted. But when you're making this kind of money, who cares. I have middle aged cougars telling me that they want to do something called 'jumping bones' or whatever that means."

Haha, that made me laugh.

 

[Blackjack 222]

16? so he's going to publish it in 7 years?

I see what you did there

 

[Dorian6]

OH boy he can talk about how totally straight he is and all the things he likes about girls

 

[teutonicman]

Chapter 1: I like dick
Chapter 2: The fact that I'm 16, publish a memoir, and that it will sell like hot cakes not only will make me exceeding wealthier but will cause me to die a little inside.

 

[dfphetteplace]

What the hell does he have to say, so far? "Man, this Boyscout popcorn is hard to sell. They order it then move away." "Math class is though."