Justin Beiber to publish memoir at age 16.

[dfphetteplace]

To be fair, he's done more in his life so far than any of you ever will.

I disagree.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

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I seam to recall a time when you had to of done something worthy of note to write a memoir.

 

[crudus]

I really don't see him likely to follow through with this. Unless some other guy does it and he just edits it.

Ugh. That's a bit, I don't know, young to do that, don't you think?

Pretentious. The word you are looking for is pretentious.

Hmmm I can imagine it right now.

"Justin Bieber: How I learned to please the right men".

I think I prefer "How looking pretty can make you rich when your demographic is girls in puberty"

Arn't you suppose to release a "Best of" album before you go on with an 'memoir'?

Just saying.

It would be more of a best of "single"

No, he has two albums...with a total of 17 songs...and they both have the same name.

 

[vivalahelvig]

It costs $400,000 to read this memoir and not laugh (move to camera) for 12 seconds. (3 seconds later) AHAAAAHAAHAHAHAohoohoha ho.

 

[Locko96]

It's just going to document the last three years of his life most likely. However, it will sell better than any book I'll write if I do.

 

[crudus]

It's just going to document the last three years of his life most likely. However, it will sell better than any book I'll write if I do.

Not if you become an international pop star! Seriously, it clearly doesn't look that hard. Get some plastic surgery to look like a prepubescent girl and say love/kiss at least once a song.

 

[Zhalath]

I figured it out! He knows about the 2012 end of the world, and he wants his life published before then!

 

[Sir Kemper]

It costs $400,000 to read this memoir and not laugh (move to camera) for 12 seconds. (3 seconds later) AHAAAAHAAHAHAHAohoohoha ho.

Some people think they can outsell me...

*sniff*


Maybe...Maybe...

 

[Booze Zombie]

I don't know if he's lived the life of celebrity long enough to have really sat back and reviewed his accomplishments.

Whatever, he can write a book if he likes... why should I really care if it's shit or not?

To be fair, he's done more in his life so far than any of you ever will.

Not really, he lived his life, made his choices.
That's what we all do.

 

[Choppaduel]

Canada is sorry about Justin Bieber. It has pictures? What is it a memoir or a pop-up book?

 

[Fursnake]

This a smart move for this kid, write it now and milk that teenage female fan base for all the money he can before he is rendered obsolete by the next dime a dozen teeny pop sensation. Seriously, this crap is like Fruit Stripe gum if it tasted like ass, a short lived burst of flavor that is just pure shit only to be replaced by the next stick of ass tasting pop poop.

 

[swolf]

So guys how many months left in his "career" until everyone stops giving a shit?

Who gives a sh*t now? I'd say that he'll be long forgotten by the end of the year. Either that (like Christina Aguilera and Ricky Martin) or he will take the Britney Spears route and be surrounded by enough controversy to sustain his career...I mean, it's working for Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus. All right, enough with the pop culture...

 

[BarbaricGoose]

If you think Justin Bieber's songs are filth then you should see my hard-drive.

Pffft. You should see MY hard-drive.

But the difference is that I'm not selling the contents of my hard-drive to young girls for, what, $9?

 

[Locko96]

It's just going to document the last three years of his life most likely. However, it will sell better than any book I'll write if I do.

Not if you become an international pop star! Seriously, it clearly doesn't look that hard. Get some plastic surgery to look like a prepubescent girl and say love/kiss at least once a song.

I honestly don't have a deep hate for Bieber. I'm indifferent. I just don't like teenie-bopper sort of artists anyways.

 

[William Dickbringer]

So guys how many months left in his "career" until everyone stops giving a shit?

how long did it take for people to forget the jonas brothers? My guess is in that ammount of time
O.T. wow the kid seems a little too egotistical now. a memoir? seriously? he's 16

 

[ShoopDaToaster]

So guys how many months left in his "career" until everyone stops giving a shit?

I guess he will last about as long as the Jonas Brothers,mebbe a few more months, so he's going to start running empty soon.

Edit:SUPER NINJA'D
RIGHT ABOVE ME
BOUT THE SAME THING

 

[TheMadTypist]

Perhaps we should lay off the kid. I mean, he hit his peak before he turned twenty, all that's left is a few bittersweet years as his rabid fanbase quietly decays before he becomes the Will Wheaton of pop music.

 

[Revolutionary]

How can you possibly write that muh carp about a twat cake who had a one year rise to fame?

 

[darth gditch]

I think it's wonderful that he has brought so many people together.

For the purpose of hating him of course.

Warms my apparently frozen heart. XD

 

[the conquistador227]

I can only assume half of it will be about her first "time-o-the month".