Justin Beiber to publish memoir at age 16.

[cahtush]

well, it wont happen much after that

 

[mayney93]

Hopefully some nutjob will read it and get some hidden message to go out and kill him.

what like catcher in the rye and John Lennon?

 

[Gasaraki]

Said memoir will include never before scene photos of the young idol, and will be available in October for purchase in the US ($21.99) and UK (£16.99) and, ironically enough, not in Canada..

HAHA! YES! YOU GUYS ARE STUCK WITH HIM NOW!...
*ahem*
Gee...I wonder why they would do that...
W00T

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

If I see one more shitty kid pop singer I'm going to an hero. Everyone says he can dance like MJ but that is both an insult to MJ and dancing alltogether, I can dance better than that (seriously, I can, its sad)

 

[Ekit]

So guys how many months left in his "career" until everyone stops giving a shit?

I'm guessing 6. Maybe a year at most.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Hopefully some nutjob will read it and get some hidden message to go out and kill him.

HEY HEY HEY! No Dimebag references! Thou shall not compare Bieber to Dimebag!

I think he meant 'Catcher in the Rye', kill the phonies.

Well, I would complain but the kid has probably done more and seen more than I have, and I had a three year headstart.

But you're a colour scientist.

So... a Scientist.

Ha, that's awesome.

 

[EchetusXe]

Hopefully some nutjob will read it and get some hidden message to go out and kill him.

what like catcher in the rye and John Lennon?

Or maybe there will be a John Hinckley, Jr. style assassination attempt on Ronald Reagan... even though he is dead.

 

[Red Right Hand]

I see absolutely no reason why anybody would buy this. I mean, come on, he's 16, what the fuck has he done so far in his life that justifies fucking memoirs? Nothing, that's what. Now go away Justin Bieber, nobody of any real importance in the world cares.

 

[Tri Force95]

16? Really? I got pissed off at Jordan for publishing autobiographies that early in her life, and she's 32!

I think leave it until you're 60, at least.

I mean, let's leave aside the whole screaming girl thing, is there anything left to tell us? I mean, he's already been on every interview ever, and he's only been on this planet for 16 years, he can't possibly have that much to write about.

I'll definitely be getting it though, if only to see if it's obviously ghostwritten.

Maybe he had some odd gay sexual experience with his twice removed uncle or something?
If so, I totally called that!

But seriously, there is no need for him to write a memoir. Theres no way his life has been that "lifey" I guess.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Hmm...Wonder if I can burn that too..:/

 

[ChupathingyX]

I see absolutely no reason why anybody would buy this. I mean, come on, he's 16, what the fuck has he done so far in his life that justifies fucking memoirs? Nothing, that's what. Now go away Justin Bieber, nobody of any real importance in the world cares.

All of the idiotic tweenagers who love him for some reason even though he doesn't give a shit about them and only wants their money for himself so he can spend it on hair gel and hoodies.

Also I'm still waiting until some German guy kills him, I know if I were German I would totally kick his arse!!!

Also guys remember this is an "illustrated" memoir, which most likely means 50 pages of him striking try-hard poses with his fingers in all manner of different poses and wearing plain white KKK hoodies and a manifying glass near his crotch saying "Here It Is, I Think".

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

So guys how many months left in his "career" until everyone stops giving a shit?

Maybe he's thinking the same thing, and is writing this now to get it out before his forced retirement.

OT: I just imagine this being the most ridiculous book I'll see for a long time. I see it being nothing but him talking about average kid stuff. Yet it will still sell billions, just because it has his name on it, and young girls will buy it just for that.

Chapter one will focus on learning to tie his shoes.
Chapter two will be his introduction to pre-school
Chapter three will be his first bathroom trip alone

Okay but SERIOUSLY what has he got to write about. I'm only 20 years old but I've had a shit past (not with parents, I grew up happy but I've seen some bad shit). I doubt this kid, as a prepubescent stain on the ground could possibly publish a book about his life...

George Carlin was a hero in my eyes. I have his memoir. He deserves an auto-biography. Justin Bieber is a kid who has yet to have his voice crack, and his career ends when it does.

 

[Spaghetti]

He's probably thinking that it's best to get his memoirs out the way now and make some fast cash from his tween followers before he's a washed up nobody in 2 or 3 years.

Now, please excuse me as I need to stick my head in a bucket of ice or it'll implode out of cynicism and bitterness...

 

[Bucket0Bones]

When Heavy Weapons Guy can cover your song and do a better job you have no business writing memoirs.

Genius, absolute genius.

 

[The Stonker]

So it has come down to this. A little brat is publishing his "memoirs"?
I wonder who's going to buy this book...probably the same crowd that thinks twilight is a movie about love, caring, and devotion...

Now I think this is quite disgusting because common!

WHAT! This is common ???

Hahaha silly little butterfly.
I'm using common like. OH DUDE COMMON! NOT THE GREASE STICK!

 

[Julianking93]

So...what is it gonna be about 15 pages?

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

I'm amazed by how many posts this thread has gotten in less than 24 hours.

OT: At 16? Really? Atleast it does seem like he knows he is just a fad and he will probably either be replaced by someone worse (or on the same line on the shit-o-meter) or someone will kill him (PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF CTHULHU DO IT!!!!).
Wait, I live in the UK so why do I care?