"Justin Beiber to star in remake of Back To The Future"

[GameGoddess101]

DON'T DO THAT!!!!!

"Jack Thompson to direct remake of The Wizard. In other news, Peter Molanueax (sp?) to take over writing and production of Bioware games,"

 

[InnerRebellion]

How dare you scare me like that! For shame!

Twilight's fourth book is going to be two movies.

Oh wait...it already is.

I don't hate it because it's popular. I hate it, because, as a writer (even though I am young), I can not stand the way it is written, and there are just so many plot holes and a lack of ANY sort of decent pre-writing research.

 

[Dorian6]

Oh good it's not real. I died a little when I read the title.


"Jack Thomson and Hillary Clinton appointed Secretaries in charge of national Video Game development."

 

[ManaAdvent]

Spoiler: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus to remake Grease

http://www.celebuzz.com/justin-bieber-miley-cyrus-remake-s245151/

Oh wait.

 

[mark-the-stampede]

thank jesus i thought you may have been serious (puts gun away)

 

[Terminate421]

Whats scarier is the possiblity of an Alien remake. Oh god would that suck.

 

[Dark Knifer]

The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.

It's worse then that, some don't even know who he is...

Anyway, "Lady Gaga announced to be human of the year".
"Justin Bieber stars in his own movie and video game".
And the most terrifying for me...
"Serj Tankian dies, justin bieber set to take his place in system of a down".
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Whats scarier is the possiblity of an Alien remake. Oh god would that suck.

Then cry. It is being remade. Ridley Scott is making a new one that relates to the original film. No marines this time.

 

[Kevonovitch]

"juistin bieber ages beyond 9, and looking to have children in future"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Jonny49]

When I saw the title I was like:
SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!
You scared me for the moment there.

But yeah, I'd say that pretty much takes the cake.

 

[JaymesFogarty]

The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.

nah, they're more interested in his knockoff clones:
Bieber and Gaga...
Bieber for his charming effect on women
and Gaga for the eccentricity

they just couldn't find a person who could fit it all like Bowie did

anyways... yeah here's a scary thought "Nintendo buys out Microsoft and Sony's console divisions.... JRPGs and Wii Sports remakes announced as sole titles for next few years..."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, there's definitely something about Bowie, when I, a rather heterosexual man, call call him sex on legs. He's just got that quality about him; something you can't slather on with make-up, or media attention. Plus, he's British. (Being British always helps; we need more famous brits, aside from Steven Fry.)

 

[Necromancer1991]

What scary is that every no talent hack that gets endorsed by Disney remains unbelievably popular despite the aforementioned lack of talent, now they're remaking every 80's franchise with any level of popularity, god if they did a Frighteners remake I would be tempted to hang myself with my own entrails.

 

[the rye]

Hollywood announces bioshock movie to be made...for a pg-13 audience.

 

[Ekonk]

Spoiler: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus to remake Grease

http://www.celebuzz.com/justin-bieber-miley-cyrus-remake-s245151/

Oh wait.

You are fucking kidding me.

Normally I don't give two shits about something like this, but Bieber AND Cyrus remaking fuckin' GREASE???

 

[Enigma6667]

Man, if this was a month earlier, I would've totally made a Duke Nukem "Oh wait!" joke.

Jack Thompson for president. Campaign slogan: Fun shall be purged.

 

[Teh Ty]

A new spider-man series reboot is coming!
Haha, that would suck.
...
Wait.

 

[Enigmers]

Gabe Newell found dead of a heart attack at age 47.

 

[ManaAdvent]

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's Next Dumb Movie Becomes #1 in the Box Office.

It could happen since Vampires Suck reached #2 behind The Expendables in August.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1666186/business

 

[Korten12]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...........................................!

I hope to dear god this isn't true! Man he be tolling us!