"Justin Beiber to star in remake of Back To The Future"

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BakaSmurf

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BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS! I think I popped a blood vessel when I read the title of this thread...

*Deep breath, calms down*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go change my pants now.

Also, don't you dare ever do anything like that again, EVAR.
 

Klumpfot

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BakaSmurf said:
BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS! I think I popped a blood vessel when I read the title of this thread...

*Deep breath, calms down*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go change my pants now.

Also, don't you dare ever do anything like that again, EVAR.
Is it okay if I start using "BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS!" in my day-to-day life?
 

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JaymesFogarty said:
The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.
you realize that Bowie stopped being popular about 20 years ago? he already had his nostalgic breach into modern media. it was short lived. CCR, Deep Purple, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, and Sabbath were all better anyway.

He kicked ass in the Prestige though.
 

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Klumpfot said:
BakaSmurf said:
BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS! I think I popped a blood vessel when I read the title of this thread...

*Deep breath, calms down*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go change my pants now.

Also, don't you dare ever do anything like that again, EVAR.
Is it okay if I start using "BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS!" in my day-to-day life?
No.

Only a truely mind-blowing discovery of epic proportions is worthy of such a proclamation.

However, were you to encounter such an event... Well, using it then would be appropriate.
 

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"Christine o'donnel is elected US president! Sharen Angle is VP."
Can it get any scarier than that?
 

TY7ERDURDEN

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King_Burger said:
Michael Bay is going to direct the new TMNT reboot...

O wait...
At the time we wanted to consciously anticipate the backlash and use it to our advantage. It seemed like the only way to stay viable. we were constantly trying to come up with an idea that would fail so horribly that everyone would decide it was too obvious to criticise or attack. For a whilem we were going to make a live-action, shot-for-shot remake of the animated film Heavy Metal, but without using any CGI whatsoever. Matthew McConaughey was supposed to be the star. We were even going to use all the same songs off the soundtrack, except now they would be covered by Christian rock artists. We had convinced Jars Of Clay to record "The Mob Rules", and I think dc Talk had been suggested for "Veteran Of The Psychic Wars". Everyone sincerely believed that this was one movie absolutely no one wanted. However, we couldn't agree on who the audience wasn't, so it became a marketing problem.
 

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"The Queen movie is about to start production and it looks like Zac Effron has been signed up to play Freddie Mercury."
 

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Well here's something to make people (especially Americans) cringe: Osama Bin Laden gets elected president of the United States!
 

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No!!, God No!, don't scare me like that

For my own contribution - 'Uwe Boll gets the green light to direct the Halo and Mass Effect movies'
 

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The Colorado Avalanche have been purchased.....by Al Davis!

All the sports fans will get that one.
 

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Amazigh said:
"Ewe Boll is to take over all Mass Effect writing and plot design."

I think I just died a little thinking inside even thinking about that...
I'm sorry but I kinda disagree with your point here


sure he's a shitty director and his movies are shitty too, but analizing them, I discovered that while they suck hairy balls so hard they could spit furry creatures, they do have some points of improvement, seriously

take Alone in the Dark for example, fix a couple stuff like the "supposedly dead" girl at the cave who gets up because she thinks the camera faded off, or fix a couple plot holes and you have at least a decent movie

don't believe me? watch his non videogame works, like Stoic, or even better, Rampage (which is a surprisingly smart movie, uwe boll or not)

OT:

"PC get's discontinued and discarded as a gaming system in favor of overrated consoles"

le gasp!
 

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Enigma6667 said:
Man, if this was a month earlier, I would've totally made a Duke Nukem "Oh wait!" joke.

Jack Thompson for president. Campaign slogan: Fun shall be purged.

Sarah Palin for president. Proper grammar shall be purged.

But she can see Russia from my house!

oh wait.




but the fact that you can take a piss in the video game kicks a lot of ass. they just one-up'd Halo tea-bagging.
 

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Don't ever, ever do that again!

I almost had a heart attack. Incidentally that's a scary thought.
 

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Breaking News: Uwe Boll set to direct Metal Gear Solid movie. Freddie Prinze Jr. to star as Solid Snake with Dane Cook set to be the antagonist Liquid Snake. Hideo Kojima reportedly committed hari kari shortly after he heard the news.
 

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Justin Bieber and Black Audio cover Rush's 2112 album in it's entirety.


X-Seed to remake Wild Arms 1-3.


I'm going to go take a long scalding shower now.
 

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A film about Facebook and co-starring Justin Timberlake receives wide critical praise.

Sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction...
 

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JaymesFogarty said:
The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.
His music isn't timeless. What was once new and exciting has been done a million times by now, music as a whole has moved on. I'm not saying the man isn't a genius, just that there are newer geniuses.
 

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Gunjack65 said:
Thats exactly what this thread is about, Scary Thoughts.
Some sort of made up news story or celebrity gossip or whatever that would make you want to go outside, look up to the sky and scream.
For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.
Your turn.

You shouldn't scare people like that you mean mean person!!