"Justin Beiber to star in remake of Back To The Future"

[Gunjack65]

Thats exactly what this thread is about, Scary Thoughts.
Some sort of made up news story or celebrity gossip or whatever that would make you want to go outside, look up to the sky and scream.
For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.
Your turn.

 

[JaymesFogarty]

The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.

 

[Amazigh]

"Ewe Boll is to take over all Mass Effect writing and plot design."

I think I just died a little thinking inside even thinking about that...

 

[noble cookie]

New release Call of Duty: Modern warfare 7 isn't shit.

Blasphemy.

Edit: Bobby Kotick elected for President.

*kills self*

 

[supagama]

Half life 2 episode 3 is coming out.
let the trolling commence

 

[Eat-ham]

'This just in - a new parasite has been found that gives off microscopic air-borne eggs that, when breathed in, travel to a urethra and stay until they grow full-sized two days later, and begin to eat away at your insides.'

*shiver*

 

[Pegghead]

Oh thank God, I thought that was serious.

Um..."American reboot of Monty Python's flying circus announced".

"4chan and all affiliates successfully infiltrated and destroyed by government group of internet security with all subsequent attempts to reboot or restart such websites met with automatic shut downs". Admit it, if that happened there would be HELL to pay for the internet, anonymous would take their revenge, an existing website may become their new domain...

 

[Azaraxzealot]

The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.

nah, they're more interested in his knockoff clones:
Bieber and Gaga...
Bieber for his charming effect on women
and Gaga for the eccentricity

they just couldn't find a person who could fit it all like Bowie did

anyways... yeah here's a scary thought "Nintendo buys out Microsoft and Sony's console divisions.... JRPGs and Wii Sports remakes announced as sole titles for next few years..."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Infinatex]

Thats exactly what this thread is about, Scary Thoughts.
Some sort of made up news story or celebrity gossip or whatever that would make you want to go outside, look up to the sky and scream.
For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.
Your turn.

son of a *****...! I freaked out when I saw the thread title!

 

[Gerrawn]

JESUS CHRIST! I GOT A HEARTATTACK WHEN I READ THE NAME OF THE THREAD. Okay, new rule and I'm serious about this: No one should ever, EVER, make up something like this ever again!

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

PLEASE DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!

I was already having a bad day.
BTW: You should have saved this thread for Halloween or something, lol.

 

[Lombax302]

Duke Nukem Forever is being postponed another 5 years

HAHA, sry, just had to say it

 

[Droors]

News Flash! Canadian Prog Rock band Rush had disbanded! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*jumps off of multiple cliffs in endless parallel universes*

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

Had to edit this. Didn't read the OP, just jumped to conclusions.

"Finnish Alternative rock band HIM has disbanded."

"Australian Progressive rock band Closure in Moscow has disbanded."

I'd die, but inside and out.

"Nightwish has parted ways with lead singer Tarja Turunen and found a mediocre replacement..."
Oh wait...

 

[Lombax302]

Thats exactly what this thread is about, Scary Thoughts.
Some sort of made up news story or celebrity gossip or whatever that would make you want to go outside, look up to the sky and scream.
For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.
Your turn.

GOD, U SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME THERE... HOLY CRAP I FEEL AN ANEURYSM COMING ON...

 

[Soviet Heavy]

"Ewe Boll is to take over all Mass Effect writing and plot design."

I think I just died a little thinking inside even thinking about that...

Drew Karpyshyn would murder him before he got that far.

 

[omega247]

For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.

The fact some Hollywood exec might read this and think; "hmm... yes what a great idea"

 

[TimeLord]

I was about ready to go on a crazed killing spree if that was true!

*takes deep breath*
I'm ok now.