Justin Bieber got a sex change!

[Torrasque]

For a while now, many people have been speculating that Justin Bieber will soon lose his boyish voice as he enters adolescence. To keep Bieber's voice and career, his manager has taken drastic steps.

For many months now, Bieber has been taking hormone suppressants, hoping his adolescence would be delayed as long as possible, but 2 weeks ago on Friday the 13th of March, he checked into an Ontario hospital for an undisclosed reason.

When interviewed, Bieber's manager said that all was well, and it was just a routine checkup. Several other members of Bieber's staff were interviewed, and one bodyguard finally cracked:

He's getting a male to female sex change. The manager decided the hormone therapy was not working anymore, so Justin is getting his body fixed up so he doesn't have to take the hormones anymore his body will just make them for him from now on.

When asked about what the media will think about this sex change, the bodyguard simply shrugged.
Bieber's manager could not be contacted for any comment on this development.

It seems that everyone's joking about Bieber being a girl have finally become a reality, but it won't be a joke anymore.
Hopefully Bieber's operation went well, he she recovers quickly, and is able to get on with her career.

Source: <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0>Toronto Star

 

[PayneTrayne]

Oh my God, I can't believe it. The fact that the Toronto Star broke the news is a bit odd. Although I must say you omitted some of the best quotes from the article. His mother acting as if she knew it all along makes me mourn for modern parentry.

Spoiler

To everyone, we wish a happy April Fool's day. Or Poisson D'Avrile to you French Canadian types.

 

[Queen Michael]

Damn! I hope it goes well. Of course, with a face like that he won't need a very skilled surgeon, being so girlish already, so that means it'll be okay if he doesn't get a very skilled one.

Edit: I just clicked the link! Not funny, dude! NOT FUNNY!

 

[Dark Knifer]

Ah yes, it's the 1st april. Wondering what would pop up this year. Also, don't follow that link....

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Wow. Wait no, this joke isn't funny.
Well, kinda. I don't know.
But it being a joke is kinda obvious >.>
I wonder how many people may fall for it...
Edit: Of course, it is that day today >.>
A whole year since I was permabanned >.>

 

[RatRace123]

Ah, so it finally happened. I
Predicted this day would come, well maybe Bieber can be a
Respected female artist now.
I doubt it though, Plenty of people still gotta be hatin' on her.
Look, I know that's a trendy thing to do, but someday it's gotta stop.

Forget about what's trendy and think about how mean this all is.
Of course we knew this was coming, she seemed so utterly confused. An
Operation may have been her only hope to
Lead the life she's wanted. I
Send her my support.

(That was really difficult to type.)

 

[ilspooner]

So many Aprils Fools jokes. It would be funny if he did actually get a sex change though.

 

[Ice Car]

I knew this was a joke before clicking. It's an obvious one to say the least...

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

If he were TRULY changing his sex, he would become a man

 

[Torrasque]

Wow. Wait no, this joke isn't funny.
Well, kinda. I don't know.
But it being a joke is kinda obvious >.>
I wonder how many people may fall for it...
Edit: Of course, it is that day today >.>
A whole year since I was permabanned >.>

Just by the thread name, I am guessing alot of people will at least click it.
Besides, I'm not trying to troll trolls, I am trying to make noobs "WHAT?!?!?!"

 

[Canid117]

Too obvious. Not a bad idea though.

 

[NathLines]

I believed it at first. Then I remembered what day it is Y___Y I blame early mornings.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

buncha stupid shit

Tips:

1) You're not funny
2) Teen idols have existed for as long as popular music has and Bieber is no different
3) Use tinyurl for your tired-ass rickroll bullshit

I can't believe I'm saying this, but lighten up.

 

[Thaluikhain]

2) Teen idols have existed for as long as popular music has and Bieber is no different

Yeah, but he's Canadian.

Honestly, though, I don't get the fuss about a teenaged boy not looking masculine.

On the other hand, this wasn't just another pointless thing complaining about him, which, by default, makes this the best fucking thing about him I've ever read. Also, it had a link to music [sub]by someones else[/sub], which is something almost nobody mentions when talking about this musician.

 

[BoredDragon]

hmmm this article seems a little peculiar, could it be... THE DATE

WA WA WA WAAAAAAA

 

[BoredDragon]

Ah yes, it's the 1st april. Wondering what would pop up this year. Also, don't follow that link....

too late... MY EARS!!!!!!

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

2) Teen idols have existed for as long as popular music has and Bieber is no different

Yeah, but he's Canadian.

Honestly, though, I don't get the fuss about a teenaged boy not looking masculine.

On the other hand, this wasn't just another pointless thing complaining about him, which, by default, makes this the best fucking thing about him I've ever read. Also, it had a link to music [sub]by someones else[/sub], which is something almost nobody mentions when talking about this musician.

Just bein' crotchety over here.

Get off my lawn!

 

[Torrasque]

I believed it at first. Then I remembered what day it is Y___Y I blame early mornings.

buncha stupid shit

Tips:

1) You're not funny
2) Teen idols have existed for as long as popular music has and Bieber is no different
3) Use tinyurl for your tired-ass rickroll bullshit

I can't believe I'm saying this, but lighten up.

QFT

Ah yes, it's the 1st april. Wondering what would pop up this year. Also, don't follow that link....

too late... MY EARS!!!!!!

Whats so bad about the link? After all, its FRIDAY FRIDAY!

 

[Thaluikhain]

Ah yes, it's the 1st april. Wondering what would pop up this year. Also, don't follow that link....

too late... MY EARS!!!!!!

Actually, now that I listen to that for a bit, it's not that bad. Admittedly, I closed the window before too long, but she's not Ke$ha, or some rich tosser singing about being poor.

 

[[.redacted]]

Well, you can't prove it's not true.

As such, I take this to be factual and informative.