Justin Bieber got a sex change!
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Why is that the stories that actually would be a nice change of pace turn up on April Fool's? Anyway, nice touch, needed a good laugh after spending the whole day doing an assignment
I would like to point out that even if he did get a sex change he would still be on hormone supplements because a sex change wouldn't give him functioning ovaries to make hormones for him.
Good one! Nice touch with making it look like a columnist wrote it, by the way.Torrasque said:
For a while now, many people have been speculating that Justin Bieber will soon lose his boyish voice as he enters adolescence. To keep Bieber's voice and career, his manager has taken drastic steps.
For many months now, Bieber has been taking hormone suppressants, hoping his adolescence would be delayed as long as possible, but 2 weeks ago on Friday the 13th of March, he checked into an Ontario hospital for an undisclosed reason.
When interviewed, Bieber's manager said that all was well, and it was just a routine checkup. Several other members of Bieber's staff were interviewed, and one bodyguard finally cracked:
He's getting a male to female sex change. The manager decided the hormone therapy was not working anymore, so Justin is getting his body fixed up so he doesn't have to take the hormones anymore his body will just make them for him from now on.
When asked about what the media will think about this sex change, the bodyguard simply shrugged.
Bieber's manager could not be contacted for any comment on this development.
It seems that everyone's joking about Bieber being a girl have finally become a reality, but it won't be a joke anymore.
Hopefully Bieber's operation went well, he she recovers quickly, and is able to get on with her career.
Source: <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0>Toronto Star
I'm really sad to call this one weak.
Bieber jokes have really run their course, it would almost be like pulling a rickroll at the end of the article as well, which practically happened. Justin Bieber is an extremely well marketed kid, who got very lucky, has no small amount of talent, and has a gigantic pile of money. He doesn't need to listen to this sort of pointless dickery, he probably has diamond earplugs to keep it out, and a mattress made out of banknotes lovingly adorned with negotiable bearer-bond pillows.
Sad effort, couldn't even fool me in the title, and a pretty obvious fake-out link.
You know what would have worked? Break the news that Valve was releasing Half Life 3, that would have gotten people excited enough that they might not have noticed what day it was.
Bieber jokes have really run their course, it would almost be like pulling a rickroll at the end of the article as well, which practically happened. Justin Bieber is an extremely well marketed kid, who got very lucky, has no small amount of talent, and has a gigantic pile of money. He doesn't need to listen to this sort of pointless dickery, he probably has diamond earplugs to keep it out, and a mattress made out of banknotes lovingly adorned with negotiable bearer-bond pillows.
Sad effort, couldn't even fool me in the title, and a pretty obvious fake-out link.
You know what would have worked? Break the news that Valve was releasing Half Life 3, that would have gotten people excited enough that they might not have noticed what day it was.
... Damn it, I would have fallen for it if I hadn't read the comments to certify it. I mean, it seemed a bit drastic, and would invoke some funny responses.
... And, just 5 minutes ago, I realized it was the 1:st of April and I should try to avoid bobby traps.
... And later, like now, I was nearly tricked. I should get my memory and focus checked out.
... And, just 5 minutes ago, I realized it was the 1:st of April and I should try to avoid bobby traps.
... And later, like now, I was nearly tricked. I should get my memory and focus checked out.
I didn't find really find it funny either.Greyfox105 said:
And... I remember that banning too, even though I was just a lurker then. That was kinda freaky. I hope they don't do that sort of thing again. Probably not, but still... I wouldn't react well to that at all, April 1 or not. :s
Sweet Jebus, the memories just came back from last year.Greyfox105 said:
I wonder what the Escapist Staff has on plan.
I approve; this made me smile, even though I knew it was a prank before clicking on the thread. And the song made me actually laugh out loud.