Kid expelled for saying "Cause that damn Obama" in class

[Gestapo Hunter]

If I were the teacher, I'd have punched him in the mouth for talking in class.

Who cares if he doesn't like Obama? He should be expelled for being a racist ("skin head" often means "racist," anymore.)

but isnt it his right to be a racist?

No, because racism pisses me off.
Your rights end when you start to get on my nerves.

i just love how flexible the freedom of speech can be

 

[Fairee]

I will be a fair overlord, I assure you.
Though I will have organized mass killings of stupid people.

That's just how I roll (over the skulls of the dead.)

I highly doubt you would be fair. As for the mass killings, how will you determine who's stupid and who isn't?

 

[Fairee]

I will be a fair overlord, I assure you.
Though I will have organized mass killings of stupid people.

That's just how I roll (over the skulls of the dead.)

I highly doubt you would be fair. As for the mass killings, how will you determine who's stupid and who isn't?

A simple test.
If they can quote a passage from Dune, they get to live.
Actually, I'm not sure. Maybe I'll use the schools to weed out those who drag down the education system with their "i readz 4 wurdz a minnit" bullshit.
If they're not good at anything, they get to die.
If they're lazy but intelligent, they'll be encouraged to work.

And is this a plan to take over the whole world? Cos I for one would rebel against you.

 

[Fairee]

And is this a plan to take over the whole world? Cos I for one would rebel against you.

What? No, of course not.
My plan is way more awesome than this.

I just don't like stupid people (hint: in the UK, I believe you call them chavs.)

Okay, if the chavs are going, I'm converted.

But once the deaths have finished, I'm still rebelling. You seem a little bit . . . crazy, to be in control.

 

[Fairee]

Okay, if the chavs are going, I'm converted.

But once the deaths have finished, I'm still rebelling. You seem a little bit . . . crazy, to be in control.

It depends on which personality you get. I can be a very charming person!
Or I can be the one making "well at least you won't have to remember their birthday card" jokes at someones' funeral.
Or I can be the one who creates the need for a funeral!

Hooray, killings!

Oh no, I won't be taken in by your charming personality, and all the government-controlled propaganda about your time working in Africa saving orphans.

I will lead the revolution, and we will stop you!!!!!

 

[Fairee]

Oh no, I won't be taken in by your charming personality, and all the government-controlled propaganda about your time working in Africa saving orphans.

I will lead the revolution, and we will stop you!!!!!

What? I'm not going to Africa...I have people for that.
Anyway, I'll just kill The Pope and elect one I find acceptable. That'll help solve Africa's problems.

*Rolls eyes* And once again, stupid doesn't know what I'm talking about.
And disbanding all organised religons would be more helpful to Africa than replacing the Pope.

 

[Fairee]

No, I got what you were saying, but I'd never pretend to care about Africa enough to fake going there myself.
My propaganda is 100% verified truth!

Maybe, but this Pope is going to be a gay black woman.
Why? Because.

Good luck finding a gay black woman whose obsessive enough over religion to become the Pope.

Oh, and convincing her to be on your side.

 

[Fairee]

No, I got what you were saying, but I'd never pretend to care about Africa enough to fake going there myself.
My propaganda is 100% verified truth!

Maybe, but this Pope is going to be a gay black woman.
Why? Because.

Good luck finding a gay black woman whose obsessive enough over religion to become the Pope.

Oh, and convincing her to be on your side.

I didn't say she needed to be religious.
Anyway, people are like sheep. They just need a bit of motivation to move.

There are those who are sheep, and those who are Welsh, and abuse their innane ability to follow the flock.

 

[Fairee]

There are those who are sheep, and those who are Welsh, and abuse their innane ability to follow the flock.

Everyone is looking for someone to follow.

Well you aren't. Therefore you are Welsh and abusing the sheepiness in the rest by giving them something to follow.