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[Fairee]

A nickel--wait, you guys don't use nickels over there.
Uh....05 of a pound!

Babe, to buy me off you'd need millions of pounds . . . . and given the terrible exchange rate, that'd be billions of dollars!

 

[Fairee]

A nickel--wait, you guys don't use nickels over there.
Uh... .05 of a pound!

Babe, to buy me off you'd need millions of pounds . . . . and given the terrible exchange rate, that'd be billions of dollars!

For that much money, I could just buy a bunch of whores, which, naturally, would require eventual replacing (once I murdered them all.)

But which would you choose? Lots of whores that you could murder? Or the silence of the leader of the rebellion?

 

[InProgress]

A nickel--wait, you guys don't use nickels over there.
Uh... .05 of a pound!

Babe, to buy me off you'd need millions of pounds . . . . and given the terrible exchange rate, that'd be billions of dollars!

For that much money, I could just buy a bunch of whores, which, naturally, would require eventual replacing (once I murdered them all.)

But which would you choose? Lots of whores that you could murder? Or the silence of the leader of the rebellion?

Well...I do love murderin' whores...
Hmmm...

Maybe instead of crushing the rebellion, I could endorse it.
That'd throw them off. I can go the "I'm innocent, they're demonizing me" route, instead of the "Kill them and salt the ground they walked on" route.

Is this the other thread, you were talking about about, Max? As for your dilemma, why not silence the leader of rebellion, by being a pimp, selling off your newly purchaesd whores, and slitting his neck.

 

[Fairee]

Is this the other thread, you were talking about about, Max? As for your dilemma, why not silence the leader of rebellion, by being a pimp, selling off your newly purchaesd whores, and slitting his neck.

Hello, and welcome. Oh, and thanks for the add.

Indeed it is! Don't worry, I'll silence her one way or another...

And you will not silence me, for you will not find me!

 

[InProgress]

Is this the other thread, you were talking about about, Max? As for your dilemma, why not silence the leader of rebellion, by being a pimp, selling off your newly purchaesd whores, and slitting his neck.

Hello, and welcome. Oh, and thanks for the add.

Indeed it is! Don't worry, I'll silence her one way or another...

And you will not silence me, for you will not find me!

Hi, and glad to be here, also cheers.
It's no sweat finding you, your profile says you're in the UK. The UK isn't THAT big

 

[Fairee]

Hi, and glad to be here, also cheers.
It's no sweat finding you, your profile says you're in the UK. The UK isn't THAT big

The UK is big enough for me to hide in. I mean, c'mon, it'd take you years to search the Yorkshire moors alone.

 

[Fairee]

Oh, but I will. I have resources, you understand. And you'll run out of loyal people eventually...it only takes one to tell me your location.

There's this thing called moving .... y'know, where you don't stay in the same place. So once I was betrayed, I'd simply move on.

 

[InProgress]

Is this the other thread, you were talking about about, Max? As for your dilemma, why not silence the leader of rebellion, by being a pimp, selling off your newly purchaesd whores, and slitting his neck.

Hello, and welcome. Oh, and thanks for the add.

Indeed it is! Don't worry, I'll silence her one way or another...

And you will not silence me, for you will not find me!

Oh, but I will. I have resources, you understand. And you'll run out of loyal people eventually...it only takes one to tell me your location.

But what about combing the entire UK with you whore army? If you pay them at least something, they might be loyal to you.

 

[Simriel]

Hi, and glad to be here, also cheers.
It's no sweat finding you, your profile says you're in the UK. The UK isn't THAT big

The UK is big enough for me to hide in. I mean, c'mon, it'd take you years to search the Yorkshire moors alone.

But I would help him. He is a fellow Browncoat!

 

[InProgress]

But what about combing the entire UK with you whore army? If you pay them at least something, they might be loyal to you.

See, you don't have the entire backstory!
In this scenario, I am dictator of the free world.
I think.
I'm getting confused.

If so, can I be the jester? I'm used to makign a fool out of myself, so it would be a fitting role, I think.

 

[Fairee]

Hi, and glad to be here, also cheers.
It's no sweat finding you, your profile says you're in the UK. The UK isn't THAT big

The UK is big enough for me to hide in. I mean, c'mon, it'd take you years to search the Yorkshire moors alone.

But I would help him. He is a fellow Browncoat!

Oh c'mon, even with two of you it would take ages to find me. I am notoriously difficult to track.

Well, I'm not going to announce it.
"World News Announces: Dictator Max catches member of the rebellion, plans on raiding rebel fortress."
C'mon, give me more credit.

Well duh, of course you wouldn't. But I'd have my loyal supporters in your army. They would send me back information.

 

[InProgress]

If so, can I be the jester? I'm used to makign a fool out of myself, so it would be a fitting role, I think.

Hmm....we could use a jester...

Good to know I'm not being on the first train to the glue factory..yet.

 

[Fairee]

My army will be brainwashed, clearly.
Anyone who has a thought that might threaten my rule/plans will instantly die due to a chip implanted in their skulls.

Aha, but I'd have my supporters whole brains networked with technology to keep you from messing with their heads.

Although that screws uup my free will manifesto. Damn you for outsmarting me!!!