Kill the above users avatar with....

[thejdcole]

I throw the penny under a bus. You jump for it because you are a ninja, but your ninja like reflexes cant save you this time!

Again.. a single pixel from my monitor.

 

[Argtee]

I offer God a muffin. I then ask him to kill "thejdcole" with a single pixel from his monitor. God does.

A cloud.

 

[MadMechanic]

I divert the cloud into your room.
You die slowly and painfully, as the cloud of mustard gas dissolves your insides.

[sub] you should have specified what kind [/sub]

A Pan-galactic Garble blaster
(cookie for reference)

 

[Argtee]

Well played...

I drug your Pan-galactic Garble Blaster. (is it a drink from the hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy?)

Atomic Bomb

 

[Argtee]

EDIT: Double post. Sorry about that.

 

[MadMechanic]

Haha, got it in one.
[sub] although technically, just forcing me to drink it would suffice [/sub]

Well, that's a no brainer really. I drop it onto you from a tall building.

A wine bottle cork.

 

[thejdcole]

You drink it your brain literally gets smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

Coca Cola (and i can't drown in it).

 

[Argtee]

I break the Coca Cola Bottle over your head. Coca Cola gets into your cuts and you die.

The Internet.

 

[MadMechanic]

Easy. I send you a link to TvTropes.
End of.

An 18th Century printing press.

 

[thejdcole]

I send you a link to 4-chan

A single paradiddle.

*edit* why am I always 1 post too late? ARGH

 

[Argtee]

Tried to find out what a paradiddle is, but get's frustrated and throws a dictionary at you.

The Alphabet.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I pick up V and stab you with it.

A muffin.

 

[Argtee]

I throw rock hard muffins at you. [sub] I am the king of muffins![/sub]

Gum.

 

[thejdcole]

While you are chewing said gum, i punch you in the throat, through miraculous chance, you choke on the gum and die.

Marmite.

*edit* a paradiddle is a drumming rudiment. RLRRLRLL

 

[Argtee]

(the strange thing is, I'm chewing gum right now)

I smash the Marmite jar over your head. (I'm assuming the jar is glass)

A pencil.

 

[thejdcole]

The pencil lead is actually made out of lead metal. You eventually die from the exposure and handling of it!

Scotland

 

[Argtee]

I offer God a muffin. (again) I then ask God to drop Scotland on "thejdcole"

The Universe.

 

[not_the_dm]

I getterson you out into space and let you die in the vacum

A World Book Day token

 

[Argtee]

(I'm assuming that it's some sort of token)

I throw the token at you so hard, you melt into a purple liquid.

Porn

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I make you masturbate so hard, your dick comes off and you bleed to death.

Hair.