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[Sleekgiant]

hit you with a TRS-80( look it up kids)

 

[yohongogliness]

you would die from smoking and getting lung cancer. hehehe......

 

[Knife-28]

Realease the hounds.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Release the rust

 

[Kollega]

RELEASE THE MOBSTER KINGPIN!

 

[Knife-28]

Realease the rabid monkeys.

 

[oppp7]

Release the refridgerator magnet!

 

[Knife-28]

Release the Predaliens.

 

[oppp7]

Release the maphacks!
Now I'm invincible! *Starts killing hordes of aliens with machine guns.

 

[Fraught]

Release the guy who will shut down the servers to the game!

 

[Zeromaeus]

I...
force you to watch Star Wars the Clone Wars until you kills yourself.

 

[oppp7]

I kill your comic artist, erasing you from history.

 

[Fraught]

I tear your wings off with the Force, of course.

And then you fall, and fall, and fall. And then you hit the ground, and I'll grab you and throw you into walls and sharp things, for teh lulz.

 

[Kollega]

You say the Dark side is all about unleashing your emotions - your rage, your fear, your passion?

I lock you in the building where the accountant convention demonstrating all the latest and greatest achievements in accounting. Forever. Oh, and accountants attending the convention are lightsaber-proof. You kill yourself as to escape the horrifying fate worse than death.

 

[OliTookay]

Lol, I get a big rock and crush it over your head.... Because it's funny.

 

[oppp7]

I hit your hand so your thumb pokes out your eye.
Then I shoot you with a gun.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Upon Marvel's hiring of a new artist, I proceed to slice you in twain with my katana.

 

[oppp7]

Inject them with nanobots!
Destroy them from the inside!

 

[Zeromaeus]

Inject them with nanobots!
Destroy them from the inside!

Didn't work, still immortal. I stabbdeded you in the forehead and made you bleed to death.

 

[oppp7]

Whatever I don't even like DC comics...
You burst into flames and die.