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[Vrex360]

I open the door you try so endlessly to open and it turns out the other room is full of nerve gas.

 

[Code Monkey]

I WILL F*** YOU IN THE NECK

 

[Roxas1359]

I swing open the door and don't see you, causing you to get squished.

 

[Code Monkey]

I design an enemy that explodes when it dies, and send 856 of them at you at once.

 

[Roxas1359]

*pulls out Omega Ryno V that was given to me at the Asylum and destroy robots*
Now I will use this weapon on you.*takes aim*

 

[Code Monkey]

You would kill your own brother?
[sub]please fall for it please fall for it please fall for it please...[/sub]

 

[oppp7]

I cause a fight between Ratchet and Clank.
Or blow up the door Al Pichino style.

 

[Code Monkey]

I kill you to death.

 

[Roxas1359]

*squish* Ew! What's on my shoes? *scraps your crushed body off my shoe*

 

[Sleekgiant]

I sent you to the asylum, I'll send you to the grave

 

[SpaceSpork]

I would . . . Not give you your cat food?

 

[Darth Caelum]

(what the hell is that?)
*Cough*
Right Then!
*Repeatedly Stab you with a knife then blow your head off with a shotgun*

 

[Vrex360]

Pick up the paperwork and fill in the proper forms and then tick the box labelled:
'Orbital bombardment'
And then ask for the next sheet.

*sigh*
Working at an office has really made this job a lot less glamourous.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Well... violence is not the answer, so I'll make you either die of L5 (symptoms: Terminal Stage, claw own throat out)
or I can always make you allergic to adorableness and have a kitten fight.
[small]Haaauuuuuuuu~[/small]

 

[oppp7]

I begin to talk about hippie crap and you run away off a cliff.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I tell you they are making Duke Nukem Forever in heaven, so you shoot yourself

 

[timus666]

let jabba the hut rape you to death

 

[oppp7]

Soulblighter cuts your head off and says Myth 2 was better than Marathon

 

[Sleekgiant]

I stab you with a combat knife while you yell out,"HAX."

 

[oppp7]

I report you for the haxs.