Killing One liner

[Phlakes]

"DING-DOOONG ************! DING-DOOOOONG!"

Cookie for reference, and all that.

[sub]Although that's more of a break-into-a-room-and-kill-lots-of-dudes line...[/sub]

 

[jrobin7401]

this came to my mind instantly

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

"You can't kill me. Many have tried, all have died!"
"Well I guess Karma's a ***** huh" (shoots in face)

(for my second one I end a car chase by ramming the villain off the road. He gets out, injured, and is lying in a pool of leaking petrol)

Me (lighting cigar) "You're coming with me"
Him "Make me!"
Me "I don't make trash. (drops cigar) I burn it"

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Wow, you people are terrible at one-liners.

Also, this:

 

[artanis_neravar]

"Glad that's over.....or is it?"
Then the LOST logo would show

or

"Guess we found his weakness....bullets"

 

[Sean565]

"Don't fear the reaper." then shoot him in the face with my shotgun

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"How do you keep a man in suspense for the rest of their life?"

I don't know...how do...

BANG!

 

[Galdrack]

MMMM-MMM-MMM-MONSTER KILL!!!!!

 

[artanis_neravar]

SPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

 

[StellarViking]

"Don't worry. You've still got the rest of your life ahead of you."


Or something completely nonsensical like "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

Villain: with a gun to his head "No, no wait! You're the hero! Aren't you supposed to show me mercy?"

Me: thoughtfully "You're right...what kind of monster have I...Gotcha! Not really, no." pulls the trigger

 

[Professor James]

"...it's just been revoked."
Works for any situation.

If you're going to use a reference at least use one that's not an internet meme unless you're intentionally using a very popular reference.

 

[BENZOOKA]

And now for something completely different.

 

[daftalchemist]

Probably just go for my classic "eat it, *****". Not clever, I know, but it's what I always shout when I kill some guy in the face in whatever game I'm playing.

 

[mitchell271]

"You just got sarge'd." Then shoot him with a shot gun while wearing red MJOLNIR armor

 

[ryai458]

"Ah yes Reapers"
They will be confused so confused.

 

[artanis_neravar]

I'll be carving welfare checks out of your skin

or

"I'm gonna sleep in your bloody corpses tonight!"

 

[freaper]

Couldn't have said it better