Killing spree in Hungary... with a twist

[ElPatron]

If the judge understands, he might shave off a few years of his sentence.

I hope nobody else in the family loses their head.

Oh making jokes about a killing spree how edgy!

It's not about the "edgyness". IF we made posts on how we would take a sword to elementary school and chop bullies in half, then that would be "edgy".

edit: oh lol, the "edge" pun went way over my head

 

[Tayh]

You people suck.

 

[twaddle]

You guys are all terrible for making jokes like this. No pun. Just facts. Joking about murderers like this humorous in the least. Death can be funny, but murder isn't. Not in real life.

 

[bojackx]

I don't know many good puns, but I guess I'll take a stab at it.

 

[Necron_warrior]

135 Officers? This can only mean one thing.
http://static.zerochan.net/full/06/15/108256.jpg

I love how, when an odd weapon is involved, things turn into a pun-fest

 

[Meight08]

Wow this thread is ...........edgy

 

[The Rainmaker]

Oh my god, this thread is amazing!

 

[Redworld13]

I suppose he wont be taking a stab at father-hood

 

[ElPatron]

You guys are all terrible for making jokes like this. No pun. Just facts. Joking about murderers like this humorous in the least. Death can be funny, but murder isn't. Not in real life.

To be honest I was afraid it would turn into a gun control argument, because apparently guns don't make it any easier to hit several people and run.

Get a handle on things and slice me off. Life without fun is pointless.

I wonder if the OP expected their thread to become a pun fest...

No, I just went along.

 

[TAGM]

I guess you could say that this family argument came to a sordid end.
Was there a woman killed? Because it's a shame they weren't able to Saber.
Still, at least we haven't seen many other Simitar killing sprees, huh? I guess that's a point in his favor, what with his Cutting edge imagination.
Heh heh... I'm glad we can joke about this little slice of real life.
Still, this is serious buissness, and we should probably Cut it out.

 

[bojackx]

I know I got to this thread a little late, guess I need to work on my punctureality...

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

This tragedy is something that we cannot be joking about! It is a terrible thing that this man did and you should all be ashamed of yourselves...

It's not every day we get a slice of news this like this so cut out all the sword jokes! ;__;

OP: this is terrible news... But I'll admit, I spent more time (unsuccessfully) coming up with decent sword jokes then i did caring about the people involved in this...

I know, I'm going to hell...

 

[ElPatron]

I would like to meet the guy. Would love to axe some questions.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

What a sworded person. But let me get to the point and a skew a question. Do these stabs at humour really cut these poor people justice? I suggest that you sharpen your minds and not diss members of our human society!

But really? 135 officers for one guy with a sword? To put it bluntly they really need to carve up some better officers over there.

Ok, how did I do?

 

[FluffyWelshCake]

This entire thread is both horribly offensive and morally disgusting. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. But why am I laughing?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

This reminds me of a similar story from last October here in Scotland.
Someone tried to kill two people with a broadsword... over a Mars Bar.
So sword crime isn't that uncommon.

 

[flare100]

Puns about a murder spree. You so classy guys..

 

[IamQ]

Well well well... It's always fascinating to read about someone elses slice of life.

 

[Ddgafd]

Why do you people just riposte the same puns over and over again? I would never claymore admit to be part of anything that tacky. Anyway, good job with the thread guys, you really cut into the issue.