Still can't hold much of a candle to that 55 hour drunken binge Britney Spears called a wedding back in 2004. If they want to go on about preserving marriage as an institution, let's keep this from happening either. There's something decidedly wrong when being drunk for a few days and slurring vows in a Vegas chapel for a relationship with a lifespan shorter than a fruit fly holds more moral water than two consenting, sober, dedicated men or women who have put thought and planning into spending their lives together.
But I digress. Not surprised, these drama diva types do it all the time and the press latches on to it like ticks to an overweight, arthritic boar, depressing as that fact is.
