Kim Kardashian: Future Tomb Raider Star?

[rekabdarb]

Tomb raider? more like BOOB raider amiright!... sigh i'll just go sit in a corner
but to everyone who says "she hasn't acted before"

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2578007/

blamo, one of the "main characters" of the correctly name "Disaster Movie"
***** got famous for a reality television show that her and her family star in and be "attractive" (slutty) in.

 

[diddykonger]

4 words....Run for the hills!!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Written by Uwe Boll, the Writters of DBZ evolution, and Directed by Michael Bay.

You are mistaken. That is the recipe for the Apocalypse starting, clearly. No one would survive such a monstrosity.

well if Kardashian gets in a movie doesn't that already start it?

It's more like the "calm" before the storm. You just know something horrid is going to be born, but you don't know what..

 

[aaronmcc]

2 words: no chance

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

since when Tomb Raider was born in India?

She should get a role in one of those Bollywood drama/comedy movies!

Uhm. Kardashian's father is Armenian, her mother is Dutch/Scottish. She's about as Indian as I am (hint: I'm not Indian). I mean, if you're going to do the whole omg, she can't play a fictional character because her skin isn't the same colour as the fictional character's, you could at least get the race right.

shut up troll! i don't even remotely care who she is, i just gave my opinion that she doesn't fit for the role.

i hate it, when people have no sense of humor.

 

[Vapus]

Hrmn.. an Overly Redone piece of Crap , Thats what I think when looking at Tombraider {any of the bazillion games } Lifeless, Generic, Zero improvement to the game in 10 years.. So yeh Kim is perfect for the role.. LOL

 

[DethVanXan]

"would be shot in 3-D and aimed at a teen audience."
Teen audience? When ever I see those two words together I know it is going to suck for anyone with half a brain. Already I'm dying inside just thinking about it.

I would like to see the escapist community sign a "Death With Dignity" Act for the Tomb Raider series before people like Kim Kardashian and the mindless slaves who adore her can get thier godless hands on one of the gems of gaming (Although it's gleem has faded over the years. Time for the museum when it can continue it's existance in peace, free from the grimy hands of Hollywood).

 

[Uncompetative]

No-one is ever gonna beat Alison Carroll

Spoiler

She even has the accent.

Rhona Mitra will be the next Lara Croft.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Obama and an appropriate response to the oil spill? Are you friggin' serious? This is government incompetence on display. Where are the skimmers? Where are all the berms? Why is the government holding up permits. Don't blame BP for the response, remember Obama told you the HE was in charge FROM DAY 1. BP is working AT THEIR DIRECTION.

Of course they are not, but the government seems keen to want to lay claim to this complete failure of leadership at all levels. There are men and materials just standing around doing nothing, and have been for weeks.

It is totally fair to compare Palin to Obama, they both got where they are because of their looks, they are both completely incompetent to lead, they are both PART OF THE PROBLEM.

Note to Obama. STOP BEING PART OF THE PROBLEM.

Wait....what?

WTF does this have to do with Obama?

 

[chenry]

since when Tomb Raider was born in India?

She should get a role in one of those Bollywood drama/comedy movies!

Uhm. Kardashian's father is Armenian, her mother is Dutch/Scottish. She's about as Indian as I am (hint: I'm not Indian). I mean, if you're going to do the whole omg, she can't play a fictional character because her skin isn't the same colour as the fictional character's, you could at least get the race right.

shut up troll! i don't even remotely care who she is, i just gave my opinion that she doesn't fit for the role.

i hate it, when people have no sense of humor.

I have a sense of humour, your joke was just really lousy ;D

Besides to be in bollywood you actually need some shred of talent.

 

[Amund]

If she hasn't appeared in films before, how can everyone say she can't act? Yeah, I hold no hopes that she will be good, but it's possible. Also possible is that the film is going to be damn terrible anyway.

She has acted before in a few tv episodes. She makes Megan Fox look like Morgan Freeman... in terms of acting skills.

 

[archvile93]

I'm sorry, but Lara Croft is dead.

...I just saw her rotting corpse in a ditch while I was walking the dog.

You might want to tell the cops about that.

Ot: Well, she has the general appearance down. Now I just have to know if she can act.

 

[duchaked]

No-one is ever gonna beat Alison Carroll

Spoiler

She even has the accent.

agreed

those are some nice looking guns...no really, the guns I mean

 

[moosek]

As hot as she is, I can't stand her. She just seems to have a unbearable sense of entitlement. I hope she and her sisters fall dumb.

 

[Dorian6]

This day is just one tragedy after another.

First Leslie Nielsen dies, and now Kim Kardasian wants to act. Next you'll be telling me that the director of Empire Strikes Back has died

 

[Tharwen]

This day is just one tragedy after another.

First Leslie Nielsen dies, and now Kim Kardasian wants to act. Next you'll be telling me that the director of Empire Strikes Back has died

A little late to the thread?

Never mind... at least she hasn't actually been cast for the film yet.