Kim Kardashian: Future Tomb Raider Star?

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Ldude893

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Jesus H. Christ, what the hell has the world become? And why make more pointless Tomb Raider movies?
 

awol360

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One one thing comes to mind....... Why?
Why would somebody cast her? Her brain is a massive void, and her only means of survival are her massive cans.
If she were forced to live by other means she wouldn't make it. WHY!
 

GoodApprentice

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I too kinda thought that Rhona Mitra would be a no brainer for casting Lara Croft. Although to be honest, it's probably been years since anyone has thought at all about Lara Croft and it wouldn't surprise me if Rhona instantly turned down the part.
 

Gamegodtre

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i hope the following happens.
Written by Uwe Boll, the Writters of DBZ evolution, and Directed by Michael Bay.
For if this were to happen i am assured of 1 thing..... the most Godawful movie since, i want to say Godfather 3 but there has to be worse.
 

13lackfriday

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Well, it's aimed at a teen audience, so quite frankly, all they really need is the...ahem, womanly touch...to get pubescent kids' hormones going.
 

ShadowsofHope

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Gamegodtre said:
Written by Uwe Boll, the Writters of DBZ evolution, and Directed by Michael Bay.
You are mistaken. That is the recipe for the Apocalypse starting, clearly. No one would survive such a monstrosity.
 

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Orcus_35 said:
since when Tomb Raider was born in India?
It's a reversed Tomb Raider, in which a busty Indian girl goes to rob London from its antiques, and fights men dressed as tigers with machetes embedded in her push-up bra.

That movie would probably make millions of dollars, and I will repeatedly vomit in terror.
 

cervantess1

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Paris did all right in repo but then again she was playing a rich drug sex and cosmetic surgery addicted heiress.
 

Lucifron

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The initials of the Kardashians are the same as the abbreviation for fuckbuddy in Swedish.

The more you know!
 

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zeldakong64 said:
See, when people say there haven't been any good video game movies it makes me wonder. Were the Tomb Raider movies not considered good? I thought they were pretty popular...
There's usually a difference between "popular/successful" and "good."

OT: What you guys seem to be forgetting is that this is a RUMOR. You know, those nasty things people started about each other in middle and high school? Or the things Hollywood "journalists" start about whatever actor pays them the most or least attention.
 

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Of course they are not, but the government seems keen to want to lay claim to this complete failure of leadership at all levels. There are men and materials just standing around doing nothing, and have been for weeks.

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Note to Obama. STOP BEING PART OF THE PROBLEM.
 

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Orcus_35 said:
since when Tomb Raider was born in India?

She should get a role in one of those Bollywood drama/comedy movies!
Uhm. Kardashian's father is Armenian, her mother is Dutch/Scottish. She's about as Indian as I am (hint: I'm not Indian). I mean, if you're going to do the whole omg, she can't play a fictional character because her skin isn't the same colour as the fictional character's, you could at least get the race right.
 

historybuff

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It's kind of sad how the movie industry assumes that gamers don't want quality actors/actresses in films about the games they love. The movie industry assumes that gamers just want big tits, no brains and guns.

I'd like to see a real quality movie based on a video game sometime...but I know it will never happen. The Tomb Raider movies were horrible--but then again, I didn't think the games were all that good either.
 

Bat Vader

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It is nice to know that Kim has wasted her money on acting lessons that won't help her. They should forget about using Kim and try to hire an actress that actually knows how to act. Kim Kardashian is just an older looking Megan Fox.
 

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ShadowsofHope said:
Gamegodtre said:
Written by Uwe Boll, the Writters of DBZ evolution, and Directed by Michael Bay.
You are mistaken. That is the recipe for the Apocalypse starting, clearly. No one would survive such a monstrosity.
well if Kardashian gets in a movie doesn't that already start it?