Kind but cruel presents

[ZombieFace]

I would give a dead bird my cat brought home to a PETA member.
I would give a wireless guitar hero controller to someone that dosnt have guitar hero OR rockband.

AND I would give a Wii-mote to a 360 owner

 

[Sewblon]

A copy of Crysis to everyone who games exclusively on consoles. They will spend all of their money on a computer that can run it and find out for themselves that it is boring.

 

[101194]

I would give Cancer Paitents Hair Gel...

Lol If you don't get it after a min your retarded.

 

[Steeveeo]

I dont know if its been said:

I would give a blind person a complete, Dolby Digital Surround Sound Home Theater System, complete with a stack of at least 25 movies, both recent and classic, with a lifetime paid membership to Netflix. Then, just to be extra 'nice,' I'd turn on the subtitles, just in case.

You can't it is just cruel, you can't do both it's an oxymoron.

I believe the OP meant, "Well intentioned, but cruel in reality."

 

[samsprinkle]

Giving the complete 3.5 sourcebooks for DnD to my grandma...oh yeah!

 

[DestroytheTyrant]

giving plastic food to a starving person

 

[SneakyBawls]

Giving someone with an addiction to painkillers a Virtual Boy.

 

[jake09050]

I'll give Adam Sandler movies to everyone with an IQ higher than 50.

The world will hate me.

I liked Happy Gilmore...

:'(

I'd specifically avoid giving out that one movie. Get ready for your copy of Click.

Wedding singer was good to