Kind but cruel presents

[Lobsterkid101]

I will be giving copies of Gears of War 2 to PS3 owners.

And I will be giving MGS4 copies to 360 owners.

Hahaha, well played!

 

[Calobi]

I'd give video games to Jack Thompson.

And to a gamer, their most wanted game in one of those plastic cases which are impossible to open. You know, the ones all electronics come in.

 

[Meado]

I'd give video games to Jack Thompson.

New idea: I'd give Jacko a second chance. That's kind to him, but cruel to everyone else.

 

[Haliwali]

I'd give video games to Jack Thompson.

New idea: I'd give Jacko a second chance. That's kind to him, but cruel to everyone else.

Blasphemy!

 

[51gunner]

A recovering WoW addict Wrath of the Lich King

Now *that* is cruelty! (Please don't... I've been a-jonesing hard for it.)

 

[GPScorpio]

I'd give a puppy to a baby. (Wait fifteen years for full effect.)

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

I'd give Fur Coats to PETA.

I'd give a vegetarian a slaughterhouse.

I'd give every Saw and every Eli Roth movie ever made to a hemophiliac.

I'd give a crooked razor to a hemophiliac.

I'd give a lifetime ticket to any sport of their choice to an agoraphobic.

I'd give a PS3 fan a PS3 that has been gutted (all insides removed).

I'd give an X-Box 360 fan a gutted X-Box 360.

I'd give the nicest people that exist 4Chan accounts.

I'd give Escapist Users a laptop that can't use internet or play games.

 

[Zeldadudes]

I'd give all the WoW addicts no internet for a week.
xxx

 

[Jursa]

A collector's edition Grand Theft Auto 4 to Jack Thompson.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

A brick: to anyone.

An orphan: an empty box.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

I'll give Adam Sandler movies to everyone with an IQ higher than 50.

The world will hate me.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I'll give Adam Sandler movies to everyone with an IQ higher than 50.

The world will hate me.

I liked Happy Gilmore...

:'(

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I'll invite everyone to a casino where they always win.

(cookies for reference)

Futurama: The Scary Door

 

[Samurai Goomba]

I'll give Adam Sandler movies to everyone with an IQ higher than 50.

The world will hate me.

I liked Happy Gilmore...

:'(

I'd specifically avoid giving out that one movie. Get ready for your copy of Click.

 

[Ranooth]

I'll give Adam Sandler movies to everyone with an IQ higher than 50.

The world will hate me.

I liked Happy Gilmore...

:'(

I'd specifically avoid giving out that one movie. Get ready for your copy of Click.

I liked Click...

:'(

 

[Arachon]

I'd give an EVE Online Game Time Code to a WoW Addict...

 

[Eternal_Rapture]

I would give an electric heater to cold homeless kids in Africa.
That was mean.... I feel bad now...

You and me both. I can't stop.

A new video game for a blind person. Ouch...now I'm really done.

There was an article in EGM about a blind guy that could kick most people's asses in fighting games. So, don't feel too bad. At least you're not the guy who was like "Hey, I should play my blind brother at Mortal Kombat."

Then I'll just give him a FPS and tell him to play me. (I suck at fighting games.)

 

[Drakmorg]

I would give copies of some the greatest books ever to an illiterate person.
Either that or give a pirate hat to a guy that loves ninjas

 

[742]

Ill give someone a month of live, who doesn't have internet.

ill do you one better
ill get someone WITH an internet connection a month of live. /thread