Kind but cruel presents

[Jobz]

I would give a English major the complete works of Stephanie Meyer.

You sir, are evil beyond anything I've ever seen.

I'd give a skateboard to a paraplegic.

 

[BardSeed]

I'll invite everyone to a casino where they always win.

(cookies for reference)

Bill Bailey - Part troll?

 

[Marbas]

A barbecue to a vegan.

 

[CoverYourHead]

A PS3 box filled to the brim with tube socks along with MGS 4 with Drake of the 99 Dragons in it.

 

[Thamous]

An mp3 player filled with every half-way decent song know to man on to a deaf person.

 

[LewsTherin]

I would give a English major the complete works of Stephanie Meyer.

You sir, are evil beyond anything I've ever seen.

I'd give a skateboard to a paraplegic.

*bows* Would it help if I said I played a Neutral Good Paladin?

 

[Haliwali]

WAR subscription card to a WoW addict.

 

[Axiis]

An iPod filled woth death metal to a rap fan! Mwahahaha! Take that you scallywags!

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

I would give a blind man Clone High seasons.
I would give Yahtzee and Noah Antweiler happy pills
I would give Darth Vader a doll of Padme
I would give Socrates poison hemlock
I would give George Bush a copy of Encyclopedia Brittanica.
I would give a gay man a copy of Hustler.
I would give a eunich a Slayer CD.
I would give a free membership to a fat camp to an American.
I would put a quadraplegic in a bobsled....going down Death Valley.
I think my Renegade points went up.

 

[Haliwali]

You have lost Karma

 

[Meado]

Laxative chocolate to a child.

 

[Ronwue]

I would give a terminally ill person a casket.

 

[Mstrswrd]

Euthanasia. We can argue whether this is kind or cruel until we go blue in the face.

Wow, we wanted to give the same thing.
...
...
I guess I'll go with blades to emo kids.

 

[Meado]

Euthanasia. We can argue whether this is kind or cruel until we go blue in the face.

Wow, we wanted to give the same thing.
...
...
I guess I'll go with blunt blades to emo kids.

Fixed.

 

[CheshirePhoenix]

I would give an electric heater to cold homeless kids in Africa.
That was mean.... I feel bad now...

You and me both. I can't stop.

A new video game for a blind person. Ouch...now I'm really done.

You mean this guy? http://www.wired.com/gaming/gamingreviews/news/2005/07/68333

 

[kommando367]

i would give a dead rat to germaphobe
i would go to my school and hand out belts
i would give a fresh lobster to someone with shellfish allergies
i would give an eccessively patriotic movie to a hippie
i would give a light coat to someone in a really cold area
i would give monopoly money to a stripper
i would put up more ideas on this forum when i think of them

An iPod filled woth death metal to a rap fan! Mwahahaha! Take that you scallywags!

there are people that like both, you might want to try a pop music fan

 

[Mstrswrd]

Euthanasia. We can argue whether this is kind or cruel until we go blue in the face.

Wow, we wanted to give the same thing.
...
...
I guess I'll go with blunt blades to emo kids.

Fixed.

Technically. If we give them blunt blades, it's kind but cruel to the emo's. If we give them real blades, they kill themselves, which is, because of societal rules, cruel, but kind to those who no longer have to deal with the emo's.

 

[Arntor]

An iPod filled woth death metal to a rap fan! Mwahahaha! Take that you scallywags!

I wouldn't mind that at all.

 

[rottenbutter]

An iPod filled woth death metal to a rap fan! Mwahahaha! Take that you scallywags!

there are people that like both, you might want to try a pop music fan

Or better yet, give an iPod filled with pop music, to a death metal fan.