Kind but cruel presents

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

I would give set an owl loose in a Hooters.
I would give a korean kappa maki.
The last one is stupid I know.

 

[SAccharing10]

How about giving a kid with no arms a drumkit?

 

[dcheppy]

A recovering WoW addict Wrath of the Lich King

 

[Jalepeno Shogun]

A lawnmower to an apartment owner
A wii owner a copy of mgs4, Little Big Planet, Gears 2 And Fallout 3
A deaf person an ipod shuffle

 

[Mean Mother Rucker]

A hunting rifle to a pacifist
A book for a blind person
A house phone for a mute person
A set of forks for an Asian family
South Park Season 12 on DVD for a family with either no TV or only a VHS player
A cell-phone charger for someone who doesn't own a cell-phone
A set of beginner weights for a body-builder
A holiday turkey for a vegetarian.

 

[Unholykrumpet]

Giving a gift box set containing both "The disaster movie" and "Meet the Spartans" to...well, anyone, but especially a film major.

 

[ShogunGino]

I'd give a delicious cake decorated with the cast of GTAIII to Jack Thompson.

I'd give Yahtzee a copy of Final Fantasy XIII.

I'd give a foaming-at-the-mouth Halo nut who's gone crazy because he can't afford a 360 and Halo 3 a gutted 360 and the Halo 3 box with a My Chemical Romance CD instead of the game.

I'd give swimwear to Eskimos.

I'd give Rick Astley a Rickroll.

I'd give Morgan Spurlock a Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese.

I'd give a Narutard some One Piece DVDs.

I'd give the Speed Racer movie to a guy who gets seizures easily.

I'd give a Japanese guy a 360.

I'd give a former Electronic Boutique employee a Gamestop gift card.

 

[rottenbutter]

Giving a gift box set containing both "The disaster movie" and "Meet the Spartans" to...well, anyone, but especially a film major.

That is not "kind, but cruel," that is just...cruel.

 

[MattKirby]

I'll give socks and pants to amputee victims who have nothing below their knees.

 

[Mnemophage]

I'd set up a trust fund for my very favorite death row inmate. Cheer up, Bonegrinder, in ten years you can buy a brand new torture cage!

 

[Gotham Soul]

I'd send a strobelight to a photosensitive epileptic.

Ticket to hell, here I come!

 

[ffxfriek]

An iPod filled woth death metal to a rap fan! Mwahahaha! Take that you scallywags!

or "emo" music to people who listen top hip-hop....a plastic spork to an 'emo' kid....

Euthanasia. We can argue whether this is kind or cruel until we go blue in the face.

Wow, we wanted to give the same thing.
...
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I guess I'll go with blunt blades to emo kids.

Fixed.

you stole mine......

 

[bad rider]

I gotta say this will be one sinister christmas for so many people...

 

[smithy1234]

I'd give a comatose patient a skateboard.

I'd give a recovering alcoholic a gift card to LCBO.

 

[Baonec]

Right i'd give:
A terminally ill patient a lifetime subscription to "it's a wonderfull future" magazine
A deaf person ear plugs
An orphan a "best son/daughter" mug
A brazillian rainforest protector a book documenting in immense detail the devastation caused to the rainforest.
I've decided to stop there to stop me from turning into a baby-eating psycho.
PS. If anyone was offended by any of the above I apologise.

 

[sheic99]

I would give an electric heater to cold homeless kids in Africa.
That was mean.... I feel bad now...

You and me both. I can't stop.

A new video game for a blind person. Ouch...now I'm really done.

There was an article in EGM about a blind guy that could kick most people's asses in fighting games. So, don't feel too bad. At least you're not the guy who was like "Hey, I should play my blind brother at Mortal Kombat."