King of the Hill: AVATAR EDITION

[Mullac]

*Crawls into above Avatar's ear and eats his brain*

MY HILL...and now I'm armed with a leaf!

 

[thesilentman]

STOMP STOMP STOMP.

My hill.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Lightning gun... my hill

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I claw you in half. With a single swipe.

My hill.

 

[thesilentman]

Shadow alchemy!

My hill.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I hack the worlds energy grid, making the lights everywhere to turn on permanently, forcing the world into perpetual daytime.

My hill.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Daylight isn't going to save you - not from a True Ancestor.

Still (once again?) my hill.

 

[thesilentman]

LIKE MY FIST IN YOUR FACE??

MY HILL!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Like my claw in your neck?

Taking that back now _thank_ you.

 

[username sucks]

*Wrench to the face*
Buildin' a sentry!
Erectin' a dispenser!
Teleporter goin' up!

Yee haw.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

*pulls wrench out of face*
Your toys won't save you now.
*walks calmly up to sentry and tears off rocket launcher*
*turns to face Engie*
I don't normally do this, but...You don't stand a chance. Just run.

 

[thesilentman]

AND YOU! RUN AWAY!!!!!

 

[Exius Xavarus]

Shoots several bomb arrows with force enough to push you right off, down the hill. Lata, sucka!

My hill.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

The above is apathetically set on fire.

Cue stoic, awkward handshake between my good and evil sides as hill is mine.

 

[username sucks]

*builds army of sentries on hill, which kill both of the handshakers with a barrage of bullets and rockets*

If one gun don't work, just use more gun.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

The handshaking folk rematerialise, use unfair record deal to drain power from sentries and life from Engineer.

Retake position on hill.

 

[username sucks]

*Uses nearby dispenser to regain life*
I think it's high time for some Frontier Justice.
*Point blank crits with shotgun*

With all those destroyed sentries, I got plenty of crits left.
Speaking of which...
*Rebuilds*

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Yeah, but while you're busy building those, you can only look in one direction - and those crits won't do you any good when your spine's being torn out.

Come get some.

 

[username sucks]

*Respaun*

You forgot to destroy th-

Beepbeepbeep ratatatat-BOOM

-the sentry. Heh.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

You realise I'm not that easy to kill, right? There are only a few things in the world that can kill me, and even then I have the ability to just pull myself back together or regenerate any parts I can't reach. That is, if you can kill me in the first place, and no number of ordinary bullets are sufficient for that. So do you want to keep trying, hoping that more gun actually will work this time, or will you take the hint and leave. My. Hill?