King of the Hill: AVATAR EDITION
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Don't quite know what Big Band is like yet, but I assume he's going to beat you up with musical instruments hidden in his trench coat.
So *saxophone noise* you.
So *saxophone noise* you.
Sorry, but I must defeat you by running you over until you are but a perfectly flat being with tread marks upon ye. *park*
Back to Texas? Yall, I grew up there. You ain't nothin, boy.
*Places sun-shooting sentry near the hill, which quickly melts through the armadillo shell and the metal*
I also built a giant level 15 sentry, because it's Texas and everythings bigger in Texas.
*Places sun-shooting sentry near the hill, which quickly melts through the armadillo shell and the metal*
I also built a giant level 15 sentry, because it's Texas and everythings bigger in Texas.
Which means that now that I've rebuilt myself, I am now towering above ye! Heck, the explosive I've just used to annihilate you and your sentries just took out the whole hill, so now I am the hill!
But it is easy to buck the Engineer (who surprisingly is an excellent rodeo cowboy), he being outmatched only by my size and strength. He is flung into Saturn.
Nothing but ash, you say?
I left a pile of ash there to make you feel secure while I went into town to think of a new plan. A nice old lady named Mrs. Conagher even let me stay in her house for that long. And you're saying that you're the hill now?
I'll just tear off your head again and then crawl inside to destroy every trace of you.
I left a pile of ash there to make you feel secure while I went into town to think of a new plan. A nice old lady named Mrs. Conagher even let me stay in her house for that long. And you're saying that you're the hill now?
I'll just tear off your head again and then crawl inside to destroy every trace of you.
What? Mrs. Conagher? You been stayin with my ma?!
*Returns to Earth*
Demon, It's high time that I wipe that dumb look right off your stupid face. You best start prayin'.
*Hits with Gold Wrench, turning the demon into solid Australium*
I guess I'll get back on the armadillo again, but it ain't no fun now that it's dead.
*Returns to Earth*
Demon, It's high time that I wipe that dumb look right off your stupid face. You best start prayin'.
*Hits with Gold Wrench, turning the demon into solid Australium*
I guess I'll get back on the armadillo again, but it ain't no fun now that it's dead.
Hey, I didn't even know it was your--
*thwack*
Ugh...never seen that one before. This might take me a while to get out of, but...I've had worse.
*thwack*
Ugh...never seen that one before. This might take me a while to get out of, but...I've had worse.
Might not be able to post again right away
But I am alive. I rebuild myself. I'm just missing an eye for now.
Anyways, this time The Engineer gets flung into his ma's house, and is now stuck in Ma's fine cutlery cubboard.
Anyways, this time The Engineer gets flung into his ma's house, and is now stuck in Ma's fine cutlery cubboard.
*Climbs out of cubboard*
While you were busy rebuilding yourself, I took the liberty of building a new hill on top of a nearby warehouse, where you cannot reach, due to you being on wheels and all.
Also, your cannons now shoot bacon. So please, feel free to shoot.
While you were busy rebuilding yourself, I took the liberty of building a new hill on top of a nearby warehouse, where you cannot reach, due to you being on wheels and all.
Also, your cannons now shoot bacon. So please, feel free to shoot.
No problem, I can use my flamethrower nostrils to propell me to the roof, landing on and crushing you and any sentries/teleporters.
Oh, I just did.
Splat.
Oh, I just did.
Splat.
*Respaun*
Boy, you even dumber than you look. Don't ya think I expected that? You failed to notice that the warehouse was filled to the roof with TNT, which launches you into the center of the galaxy, where you are crushed by billions of black holes.
I guess I need to build a new hill. With sentries, acourse.
Boy, you even dumber than you look. Don't ya think I expected that? You failed to notice that the warehouse was filled to the roof with TNT, which launches you into the center of the galaxy, where you are crushed by billions of black holes.
I guess I need to build a new hill. With sentries, acourse.
*Gets red spy to place sapper on Armadillo Tank*
*Brings rest of TF2 team*
Alright, everyone get on over to that poin- I mean Hill.
*Brings rest of TF2 team*
Alright, everyone get on over to that poin- I mean Hill.
More people, huh? So we're allowed to get help from others?
Works for me. But I think I'll introduce you to him a little later. For now, now that I've finally managed to get free of this damn... whatever it is, nine looks like a fun challenge. I don't know what that substance was, but it's pretty hardcore. Still not as bad as being hit right in the break points.
Your teammates also have to get to the hill first - I could do with a little exercise. And by that, I mean that I ran over there fast enough that none of your teammates are here to take the hill off me yet. That is how fast I am capable of moving if I want to.
Come get some.
Works for me. But I think I'll introduce you to him a little later. For now, now that I've finally managed to get free of this damn... whatever it is, nine looks like a fun challenge. I don't know what that substance was, but it's pretty hardcore. Still not as bad as being hit right in the break points.
Your teammates also have to get to the hill first - I could do with a little exercise. And by that, I mean that I ran over there fast enough that none of your teammates are here to take the hill off me yet. That is how fast I am capable of moving if I want to.
Come get some.