King of the Hill: AVATAR EDITION
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You call that hell? Clearly you've never heard of Nrvnqsr. Don't ask me how that's pronounced. Maybe it's easier with no head, which I can certainly help you with.
That's because I use vowels...leet_x1337 said:
*drives claws into ground impaling critter living in my hill*
You aren't paying any rent so you'll have to go.
*raises an army of demon and undead*
Guard my pretties.
The Spy never got to set off the sabotager, so I am now able to rip apart the demon army with my giant bacon cannons o' DOOM!
Your head is still missing. And removing the demon army only makes it easier for me to get close to you and stop up those bacon cannons with a large rock.
I can move the cannons since they are attached to me. Also, just grew that new head, made out of all new SouperAdamantium(TM), so now I can, once again, turn you into ash, and this time, I will park on your ashes to keep you from regrowing.
Nice try, but bacon isn't going to cut it. When you try to run over where you think my 'ashes' are in the smoke, you'd find that I'm not there - and fast enough to keep up with your moving cannons to fill them with some highly unstable materials I stole off of Mr. Conagher. Wonder if that's what he makes his sentry rockets out of. Either way, even if you could just push out rocks, I doubt you'd have the same success with this stuff.
I just disengage my current cannonry, and build new ones. Oh, so back to high explosives.
*KA-POW*!
*KA-POW*!
You missed.
I'm now standing right on top of your head. I shouldn't have to tell you what'll happen if you fire again.
I'm now standing right on top of your head. I shouldn't have to tell you what'll happen if you fire again.
REVERSE! REVERSE! REVERSE!
You fall off as I speed away.
FORWARD! FORWARD! FORWARD!
Again, I park on you.
Try getting up now.
You fall off as I speed away.
FORWARD! FORWARD! FORWARD!
Again, I park on you.
Try getting up now.
You haven't reckoned with the strength of a True Ancestor before, have you? It really shows. I could literally just take your body, and get some leverage under this pipe here--
and suplex your steel ass into Canada.
and suplex your steel ass into Canada.
*Respaun*
I was actually had a teleporter entrance under that tank, and it was about to activate, but now that you are there...
Have fun inside the sun. Bring be sure to write.
Also, didn't I destroy Canada earlier?
I was actually had a teleporter entrance under that tank, and it was about to activate, but now that you are there...
Have fun inside the sun. Bring be sure to write.
Also, didn't I destroy Canada earlier?
There's a solution to every problem. I believe that you taught me that, Conagher. And even in a place like this, it's still entirely within my power to return. I summon the castle of my ancestors to my location... and then return inside it. Which leaves me somewhere in Europe, but from here, it shouldn't take me too long to get back to America - once I recover enough power to keep myself under control. You boys have fun in the meantime.
Also, if Canada was destroyed, then what kind of madness have I thrown the tank into? ...Well, I suppose that doesn't matter. Longer it takes to get back out, better for both of us, huh?
Also, if Canada was destroyed, then what kind of madness have I thrown the tank into? ...Well, I suppose that doesn't matter. Longer it takes to get back out, better for both of us, huh?
I have rebuilt Canada, and now the armies of Canada fight for ME!
Death to Conagher, The Engineer! CHARGE!
[sub][sub]Sorry[/sub][/sub]
And now the Engineer is dead.
Death to Conagher, The Engineer! CHARGE!
[sub][sub]Sorry[/sub][/sub]
And now the Engineer is dead.
I challenge you to a game of dice, and convince you to bet the hill. The hill is now mine, because luck is a horse to ride like any other, and I always win.
*Respaun*
Lets see how lucky you are when a tripod-mounted heavy caliber machine gun is pointed at you. It has a spread of only 0.001 and has enough knockback to send your worthless hide all the way to New Canada. Did I mention it was built by me and designed by me?
And if that don't work, I'll just use more gun.
Lets see how lucky you are when a tripod-mounted heavy caliber machine gun is pointed at you. It has a spread of only 0.001 and has enough knockback to send your worthless hide all the way to New Canada. Did I mention it was built by me and designed by me?
And if that don't work, I'll just use more gun.
Mr. Conagher, it is actually "New New Canada", and there is still an army of angry Canadians running around wishing to destroy you until you can be destroyed no more.
So, again, you and your sentries are defeated.
So, again, you and your sentries are defeated.
I gather the Band of the Red Hand (my personal army / mercenary group), and with my masterful knowledge of battlefield tactics and strategy, I annihilate your Canadians.