You may be a master of battlefield tactics and strategy, but your army couldn't stop me from getting into your general's tent and tearing you limb from limb - even if they had been back there waiting for me.
King of the Hill: AVATAR EDITION
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I'm no master of strategy like Shax, but I am a master of building, even if I do say so myself. Lemme just show you this here project I was working on for the entirity of the Canadian-Red Hand War.
*Reveals thousands of mobile sentries*
You best start runnin', if not from the sentries, then run from the Golden Wrench.
*Reveals thousands of mobile sentries*
You best start runnin', if not from the sentries, then run from the Golden Wrench.
You got me last time because I wasn't expecting it. That's not going to happen again. And your sentries are only slightly faster and tougher than actual humans, who there are also a few of to distract them. You still think you have a patch on me?
Since you killed me, I am no longer bound to the Horn of Valere. A close friend of mine finds it and blows it, intending to avenge me. It just so happens that, when I died, I was made a Hero of the Horn, and am now summoned from beyond the grave with all the other Heroes. We ride to the hill, and take it back with the force of a legend.
(In case anyone who is reading the Wheel of Time thinks that this is referencing a spoiler, dont' worry, it's not; I'm just bullshitting for the hill).
(In case anyone who is reading the Wheel of Time thinks that this is referencing a spoiler, dont' worry, it's not; I'm just bullshitting for the hill).
So an overpowered red-eyed guy, a lucky Hero of the Horn and his fellow heroes, a bunch of Canadian turncoats, and a bunch of mobile sentries are fighting over the hill...
... welp, while you were fighting, I moved the hill to the Secret Undisclosed Location, which I've just bought off of Dick Cheney.
Try and take it now.
... welp, while you were fighting, I moved the hill to the Secret Undisclosed Location, which I've just bought off of Dick Cheney.
Try and take it now.
I'm a vampire, you ass. And I'm also not a 'guy'.
Oh, and when was the last time you ever got a wash? You could hide your body or your hill, but there's no hiding that smell. And just to keep it interesting, I had everyone call a truce so they could follow me to where you are.
Oh, and when was the last time you ever got a wash? You could hide your body or your hill, but there's no hiding that smell. And just to keep it interesting, I had everyone call a truce so they could follow me to where you are.
Well, the vampire has found me. Good thing the sentries and soldiers aren't as invincible as you are.
*KA-POW!*
Just you and me.
*KA-POW!*
Just you and me.
Did you forget that I modified your cannons to shoot bacon? 'Cause that's what you just shot at my army.
Sentries, unleash rocket volley on the tank.
...
I just blew up the hill. Did not think that through.
So, vampire, that truce still good? 'Cause we need to find a new hill.
Sentries, unleash rocket volley on the tank.
...
I just blew up the hill. Did not think that through.
So, vampire, that truce still good? 'Cause we need to find a new hill.
Oh, but you forgot, I dropped the bacon cannons and got new explody ones. So, the hill isn't gone! Your sentries are, though... your move, Mr. Conagher.
Fine, you want to move the hill? I can play a similar game. I have a friend of mine who can Channel activate a Portal Stone, sending me to the same hill, but in an alternate version of the world. Let's see you get here to take it from me now!
Shax, you have won the alternate hill. Excellent job, worthy foe.
On the other hand, I still control the hill in the original universe, which also counts for something.
Vampire, Conagher?
On the other hand, I still control the hill in the original universe, which also counts for something.
Vampire, Conagher?
There's no way you can possibly keep all of those guns loaded at the rate you're using them. Keep the full onslaught in reserve for when you're certain it'll work. And I really hope you've set up one of your teleporters somewhere, or this plan isn't going to work at all...
*uses FLAMTHROWAH nostrils to slow down fall to safe landing speed*
*causes massive sinkhole that sucks thesilentman down*
I DO!
*causes massive sinkhole that sucks thesilentman down*
I DO!
Um... Excuse me. I was just wondering if...
*Lear'sFool kills a random group of Black Mages*
RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
*Flares him to death*
*claims hill*
*Lear'sFool kills a random group of Black Mages*
RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
*Flares him to death*
*claims hill*
And now I get under you and flip you over in such a way that you land on your back, on one of the esteemed Mr. Conagher's teleporters, and are sent to the sun. Have fun.
Meanwhile, he seems to have gone somewhere else, and everybody else is dead, so...
*sits on top of hill, waiting for someone to come back*
Meanwhile, he seems to have gone somewhere else, and everybody else is dead, so...
*sits on top of hill, waiting for someone to come back*
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