King of the Hill: AVATAR EDITION

[Porygon-2000]

Sir, I disagree with your contesting the ownership of this hill.

*MEDIATION PUNCH*

 

[Ruedyn]

Hm. One posts to 1000.

Seems like a good enough time to kill you, good sir. *STABBY STAB!*

 

[Porygon-2000]

Ha! I disagree, good sir!

Also, I'm the stabby one around here!

*Ubersaw to face*

 

[kailus13]

I'll give you an entire tuna if you leave the hill. An entire tuna.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Well, I have a juicy juicy cod for you! Two, even! A nice cod dinner. Go get it!

My hill.

 

[kailus13]

*jumps on top of* Woohoo! You can't hit me up here!

 

[Ruedyn]

*Taps shoulder*

My hiding place.

*Takes goggles and stabs in the forehead.*

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Whelp, I guess I'm going to have a psychotic knife-wielding guy with goggles and plot armour on my back for a while.

And now, some music!

Hello, darkness, my old friend...

 

[username sucks]

OH FOR- MOBIUS, WHAT IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE DID YOU DO?

Why, I simply activacated a time machine 19 days into the future. Why?

WELL THAT CAUSED US TO LOSE THE HILL FOR 19 DAYS! UHHGGG, YOU ARE AS DUMB AS A LOBOTOMITE SOMETIMES. NO MATTER. THINK TANKS, USE YOUR SUPERSONIC BRAINWAVES TO DEFEAT THIS HALF-FLESHY HALF-MINDLESS ROBOT THING.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

I didn't know robotic tanks had flesh.

Wrong resonance frequency, by the way. Just enough time to destroy your think tanks, even if only for awhile.

*BOOM!*

Oh, but you got knife guy... guess his plot armour ran out. Who's writing this story, anyways?

 

[Ruedyn]

Jhonen Vasquez.

*Stabs tank and laughs maniacally*

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

That explains it!

*runs over knife guy, who still laughs maniacally*

 

[username sucks]

NOW THAT THOSE STUPID ROBOTS WERE EXPLODED BY THAT BADASS TANK, I, MR. TORGUE, AM HERE TO ASK YOU JUST ONE QUESTION...

EXPLOSIONS!?!?!?!?!

 

[Headsprouter]

Psssssuuui-psu!

(Don't mind if I do!)

Headsprouter used: Selfdestruct!

*explodes in Mister-Torgue's face, covering him in organs and bodily fluids*

It's not very effective...

 

[username sucks]

NOW THAT WAS A BADASS EXPLOSION! THIS IS WHY I DISCONTINUED TORGUE SNIPER RIFLES, BECAUSE ALL EXPLOSIONS SHOULD BE ADMIRED UP CLOSE. IF YOU AREN'T PICKING GIBLETS OUT OF YOUR TEETH, YOU WERE NOT CLOSE ENOUGH.

ALSO, THIS HILL IS MINE, AND TO CELEBRATE MY BADASSITUDE, I WILL NOW PLAY A BADASS AIR GUITAR SOLO.

Giddidy-gidilli-GAAWWWOOOOOOOO

 

[Porygon-2000]

Ach... This guy has to be the thickest...

"Hey, what's that behind you?!"

*Pushes off the hill*

 

[Agent Cross]

Oi. There's a hat over there that you missed.

*steals glasses*

Yeah. Right over there. Just keep going... You'll find it. Just keep looking.

[sub][sub]Pffttt. Dumbass...[/sub][/sub]

 

[username sucks]

FIRST, I NEED TO TIP MY HAT TO YOU, BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!

NOW I'M GONNA RESPECTFULLY BLOW YOU THE F*CK UP!!!