King of the Hill: AVATAR EDITION
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Sure, you may have "plot armour", but that knife isn't too effective against an enemy you can't even come close to touching. Even if I wasn't switching in and out of the Nether, you'd still be unable to keep up. The only reason you're still alive right now was because I admired your guts. Right now, that admiration is overridden by your arrogance.
*unsheathes sword, decapitating newcomer in the same move*
*unsheathes sword, decapitating newcomer in the same move*
The sweet embrace of death I must decline today, I'm afraid. I'm simply having too much fun...
*The head grins, and things go hazy for a few moments. Clangs of blades are heard, but in the end only the true champion stands, head in the crook of my arm, the blade lilting out of my mouth as I cackle wildly*
And all is as it should be, I stand alone and you lay in a puddle of all of your blood. And now snacks.
*Walks away to the chorus of the fangirl legion*
*The head grins, and things go hazy for a few moments. Clangs of blades are heard, but in the end only the true champion stands, head in the crook of my arm, the blade lilting out of my mouth as I cackle wildly*
And all is as it should be, I stand alone and you lay in a puddle of all of your blood. And now snacks.
*Walks away to the chorus of the fangirl legion*
You think you know how to resist the sweet embrace of death? I was born inside it!
You think you can send me beyond the veil? Better than you have tried!
Who the hell do you think you are, anyway? And how the hell is that knife still intact after facing a blade such as this?
You think you can send me beyond the veil? Better than you have tried!
Who the hell do you think you are, anyway? And how the hell is that knife still intact after facing a blade such as this?
*The fast thing is here and distracted? Perfect. I built a giant magnet that can pull that sword from your hands with a force of 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons per square inch. And its directional, so it won't effect us. Aiming, and.....fire.*
You forgot something. Care to guess what it was?
And you still steadfastly refuse to fight like men. While I admire the strength of your convictions, I find myself unable to support the specific convictions, and now that you're here, there's nothing between you and me but three feet of steel. And an electromagnet that's been cut in half from behind.
I'm not currently on your plane. Fighting that other guy forced me to switch up.
And you still steadfastly refuse to fight like men. While I admire the strength of your convictions, I find myself unable to support the specific convictions, and now that you're here, there's nothing between you and me but three feet of steel. And an electromagnet that's been cut in half from behind.
Gotta admit, kinda hesitant to post here, seeing as there's almost a story going on involving some of the long-time posters on this thread. Forgive my intrusion! I'm not even sure if we're fighting over a mere hill, anymore, but here goes!
-headsprouter comes charging in for the hill, his maw agape with effort-
"Pssssuuuiiii! Iiiiuuuurrrruuuuuiiiiii!!!" -guttural sounds-
(Small girl! This hill is hereby claimed by the denizens of the mine underneath the Connecticut mansion! Touch me, and things will get messy!)
-headsprouter attempts to rush her with a leaping attack to claim the hill-
"Pssssuuupssu!" -splutter-
(Your clavicles are forfeit!)
Ew. Why does he look low rez?
*shrugs, and bends down, removing the lower jaw with some effort.*
And now I have a can opener! It will serve the king quite well, methinks. In the meantime, I'll improve my initial crown, which was more of a chaplet cause I am so bad with crafts.
If any of you stop me, stabbums for all, by royal decree!
*shrugs, and bends down, removing the lower jaw with some effort.*
And now I have a can opener! It will serve the king quite well, methinks. In the meantime, I'll improve my initial crown, which was more of a chaplet cause I am so bad with crafts.
If any of you stop me, stabbums for all, by royal decree!
You're completely mad, past the point where a lobotomy would help. And I'd certainly be capable of administering one if I thought it'd help. Still, thanks for dealing with that...thing for me.
Oh yeah, I have another sword. And I'm fast. Certainly faster than that flurry of stabs. And you don't seem to ever do anything else. And you only have one knife.
Stabbing with a chainsaw - that's an impressive trick. It'd be even more impressive if you could actually do it, because I just shifted up again. And it seems like that bank of computers those AIs were in were standing right behind me. You really do have a thing for helping me by accident, don't you?
Those blades aren't going to do much while I'm in the Netherworld. And you have no idea where I'm going to come down. I'd say save your energy for someone else. I hate to admit it, but you actually wore me out, and I have to stay up here until I can catch my breath.
Doesn't look like anyone else is around, though. So we're at a stalemate. If you're going to sleep, keep one eye open...
Doesn't look like anyone else is around, though. So we're at a stalemate. If you're going to sleep, keep one eye open...
"Pssssuuuurrruuuuiiiii!!!!"
(Don't mock my PS2-standard graphics! They'll render me anew, soon, enough!)
-Headsprouter explodes into a gooey, bloody mess from the trauma (he does that, it's weird)-
(Don't mock my PS2-standard graphics! They'll render me anew, soon, enough!)
-Headsprouter explodes into a gooey, bloody mess from the trauma (he does that, it's weird)-
Incidentally, what game are you from? It's got me intrigued...
Still, I suppose it wouldn't react any different compared to a normal saw-to-the-throat.
Still, I suppose it wouldn't react any different compared to a normal saw-to-the-throat.
Timesplitters: Future perfect. They had a minor appearance in the mines of "What lies below" in which the player is falls into a minecart and the game briefly becomes a rail shooter.Porygon-2000 said:
Headsprouters grow from the ceiling...You shoot them...They explode into a bloody mess.
I dunno, I kinda liked them, and liked playing as one in Arcade mode, so they're my avatar on everything. They're zombies by the way, maybe an attempt at creating the Berzerker variant of the timesplitter, but that's just my theory.
/fanboy word-explosion
Timesplitters: Rewind is coming to PC this year! He's coming back, rendered on Cryengine! Can't wait!
