King of the Hill: AVATAR EDITION
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*That fleshling "scientist" is pretty slow, now we have to deal with this new thing ourselves. Speaking of which, Dala, what is this thing?*
Oh my, a new teddy bear has arrived at Big Mountain. It is certainly a good specimen, but I don't think it is human. No, this teddy bear is special, isn't that right, teddy bear? But you seem feisty for a teddy bear, I don't think we will be able to simply lobotoize you, will we? No...
I, Doctor Mobius(unharmed by the blue cat's attack) have an alternetate solution! We may not be be designitated for fighting, but we are quiet well equipped with a variety of vivisectors, branial beams, and a WoooEEEEEwwOooooOOOOwEEeeoOOOOOeo ray that will make all the atoms distributated in th target do a little happy dance, like I do when I get my mentats. Mmmmmm, mentats. Oh, right, Think Tanks, attack!
Oh my, a new teddy bear has arrived at Big Mountain. It is certainly a good specimen, but I don't think it is human. No, this teddy bear is special, isn't that right, teddy bear? But you seem feisty for a teddy bear, I don't think we will be able to simply lobotoize you, will we? No...
I, Doctor Mobius(unharmed by the blue cat's attack) have an alternetate solution! We may not be be designitated for fighting, but we are quiet well equipped with a variety of vivisectors, branial beams, and a WoooEEEEEwwOooooOOOOwEEeeoOOOOOeo ray that will make all the atoms distributated in th target do a little happy dance, like I do when I get my mentats. Mmmmmm, mentats. Oh, right, Think Tanks, attack!
That "new thing" appears to be a succubus. They are generally only as strong as the average human female, relying on their ability to "steal souls" through sexual congress. Given that you do not have the ability to hold sexual congress, you cannot be affected.
My specialization is bioengineering, a subject that you are sorely lacking.
(and that cat is clearly white. Are Doctor Mobius' optical sensors malfunctioning?)
My specialization is bioengineering, a subject that you are sorely lacking.
(and that cat is clearly white. Are Doctor Mobius' optical sensors malfunctioning?)
Wrong cat you shhtupid excuse for a-
THAT IS ENOUGH, MOBIUS. AND YES, HIS OPTICAL SENSORS ARE MALFUNCTIONING, HE ONLY HAS ONE EYE MONITOR INTACT, AND THAT ONE MAKES HIM SEE 'GHOST' IMAGES. ALSO, WE DO HAVE A BIOENGINEER. MEET DOCTOR BOROUS.
-And the fleshling RETURNS, eager to join OUR ranks, and take MY position as bioengineer. My ACCOMPLISHMENTS include creating the nightstalkers, cazadors, and deathclaws, as well as violently transforming Big Mountain into a crater.-
*You see we already have a bioengineer, but you still seem to have knowledge that Borous does not, which I would say warrants an alliance, right Klein?*
SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE ANY SAY HERE, O? INSTEAD OF YOUR STUPID IDEA THAT I WAS IGNORING, I SAY WE MAKE THIS ALLIANCE BECAUSE OF THE KNOWLEDGE IT HAS THAT WE DO NOT. WHEN YOU ARE READY, ENTER OUR DOME SHAPED... DOME IN THE CENTER OF BIG MOUNTAIN.
*I have another proposal for the fleshling. I think with the expertise of 8, Dala and I, we can make you into a think tank, if you so choose. Otherwise you can take the living quarters at The Sink, fully equipped with a lab, as well as 10 AI personalities.*
THAT IS ENOUGH, MOBIUS. AND YES, HIS OPTICAL SENSORS ARE MALFUNCTIONING, HE ONLY HAS ONE EYE MONITOR INTACT, AND THAT ONE MAKES HIM SEE 'GHOST' IMAGES. ALSO, WE DO HAVE A BIOENGINEER. MEET DOCTOR BOROUS.
-And the fleshling RETURNS, eager to join OUR ranks, and take MY position as bioengineer. My ACCOMPLISHMENTS include creating the nightstalkers, cazadors, and deathclaws, as well as violently transforming Big Mountain into a crater.-
*You see we already have a bioengineer, but you still seem to have knowledge that Borous does not, which I would say warrants an alliance, right Klein?*
SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE ANY SAY HERE, O? INSTEAD OF YOUR STUPID IDEA THAT I WAS IGNORING, I SAY WE MAKE THIS ALLIANCE BECAUSE OF THE KNOWLEDGE IT HAS THAT WE DO NOT. WHEN YOU ARE READY, ENTER OUR DOME SHAPED... DOME IN THE CENTER OF BIG MOUNTAIN.
*I have another proposal for the fleshling. I think with the expertise of 8, Dala and I, we can make you into a think tank, if you so choose. Otherwise you can take the living quarters at The Sink, fully equipped with a lab, as well as 10 AI personalities.*
Unfortunately, she might have some difficulty taking that offer.
*appears out of the Nether*
I'll take that. *cuts off Dr. Fluttershy's head*
Let's see you scientifically explain this.
*blurs out again*
*appears out of the Nether*
I'll take that. *cuts off Dr. Fluttershy's head*
Let's see you scientifically explain this.
*blurs out again*
Hey, hey. Fluttershy. Hey.
Follow the butterflies!
*points at a cloud of butterflies heading away from the hill*
[small]*whispers* ... Fetch.[/small]
Follow the butterflies!
*points at a cloud of butterflies heading away from the hill*
[small]*whispers* ... Fetch.[/small]
Where do we go when we die? Is there any kind of afterlife, or do our souls continue to float in limbo until the end of everything? Well, people who follow your strict science might ask such a question. Me? I don't even need to. I already know.
This place has seen a lot of death, including the same people dying over and over in pursuit of whatever lies here. It's been pushed by that death closer to the Netherworld - where everyone passes through before they die. Not that it's my place to judge how you lived. My job is just to move you along. And there's nothing that says I can't force you into the Nether, either.
*appears behind the Succubus*
Your time on this plane has ended. *cuts in half with katana, then returns to the Netherworld*
This place has seen a lot of death, including the same people dying over and over in pursuit of whatever lies here. It's been pushed by that death closer to the Netherworld - where everyone passes through before they die. Not that it's my place to judge how you lived. My job is just to move you along. And there's nothing that says I can't force you into the Nether, either.
*appears behind the Succubus*
Your time on this plane has ended. *cuts in half with katana, then returns to the Netherworld*
HMMM. THE FAST THING APPEARS DISTRACTED BY THE SUCCUCUMBER OR WHATEVER IT IS. THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO MAKE AN INVENTION, OR UHH, A BUILDING, OR A TRAP TO STOP IT WHEN IT COMES BACK. OR SOMETHING. QUIET, EVERYONE, LET ME PRETEND TO THINK.
*While Klein is busy with his "thinking", I thought I should tell you my latest discovery, Doctor Fluttershy. But first I will answer your question. Bring as many clones as you can fit into the sink, and keep your clones in mind for this next part:
The store interface in the sink contains a wide variety of weapons, armor, and chems. It also accepts bottle caps as currency, and I also just "discovered" a rather large hoard of bottle caps in my room that I used when I was human. So, take them, and do what you want with them. Also, Mobius wanted me to give you this Mentat.*
I NOW HAVE A PLAN THAT WILL SAVE US ALL. WE MUST USE SCIENCE TO STOP THE FAST THING! YES, SCIENCE!
*While Klein is busy with his "thinking", I thought I should tell you my latest discovery, Doctor Fluttershy. But first I will answer your question. Bring as many clones as you can fit into the sink, and keep your clones in mind for this next part:
The store interface in the sink contains a wide variety of weapons, armor, and chems. It also accepts bottle caps as currency, and I also just "discovered" a rather large hoard of bottle caps in my room that I used when I was human. So, take them, and do what you want with them. Also, Mobius wanted me to give you this Mentat.*
I NOW HAVE A PLAN THAT WILL SAVE US ALL. WE MUST USE SCIENCE TO STOP THE FAST THING! YES, SCIENCE!
Well, then I can't wait to see your plan. That's the only reason you bunch are still alive; I've only eliminated today's stock of Robo-Scorpions.
*Finally! Someone called me by my actual name! Thank you, Doctor Fluttershy. Now, as for that plan that Doctor Klein gave extremely vague instructions for, I rigged the Super Sneaky Stealthy Sneak Suit with a Trauma Harness' programming, and equipped it with Doctor 8's sonic emmitter, which he has kindly...erm..."warmed up" for us.
So now we have something that the tank can't target, but it has a device that can disable electronics and deafen organics. That should take care of the tank, now we need something for the fast thing. Speaking of which, do you know anything about it, Doctor Fluttershy?*
So now we have something that the tank can't target, but it has a device that can disable electronics and deafen organics. That should take care of the tank, now we need something for the fast thing. Speaking of which, do you know anything about it, Doctor Fluttershy?*
You still don't get it, do you?
The Netherworld isn't a part of this plane. It exists above you, but you can't reach it without giving up your body. The easiest way is to die. For a reason that you would never believe, I can move between the worlds of the living and the dead at will. And things you build to try and stop me in one world can be avoided in another.
The more you rely on forcing me to conform to your view of how the world works, the less likely you are to have a chance at besting me. And I know that you're never going to give it up. You're never going to simply give up, either, but you've seriously overestimated your chances of forcing me to the same end.
Oh, look, somebody new. Allow me to initiate you with my sword.
*switches down, decapitates "Not" and switches back up*
The Netherworld isn't a part of this plane. It exists above you, but you can't reach it without giving up your body. The easiest way is to die. For a reason that you would never believe, I can move between the worlds of the living and the dead at will. And things you build to try and stop me in one world can be avoided in another.
The more you rely on forcing me to conform to your view of how the world works, the less likely you are to have a chance at besting me. And I know that you're never going to give it up. You're never going to simply give up, either, but you've seriously overestimated your chances of forcing me to the same end.
Oh, look, somebody new. Allow me to initiate you with my sword.
*switches down, decapitates "Not" and switches back up*
OH, GREAT. THE STUPID ONE IS BACK. LISTEN THIS TIME SO I DON'T NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF AGAIN, WOULD YOU? WE ALREADY USED SCIENCE TO MAKE BIG MOUNTAIN INTO THE NEW HILL. THAT'S RIGHT, YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE WRONG PLACE THIS WHOLE TIME.
Everyone else is here. As far as I can tell, you're just standing--okay, maybe not standing, but on top of some random peak that nobody else is interested in. Why would nobody else be interested in it, unless it wasn't actually the real hill and you just needed an excuse for your continued cowardice?
-Is that a CHALLANGE I hear? Fine, I accept. Transportalponding the BIG MOUNTAIN Research Facility on top of your so-called HILL...now.-