King of the Hill: AVATAR EDITION

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Day Fifty Seven Million... And One. (Maybe. Hard to count out here.)

The landscape is changing...

I've long since reentered the universe with the humans in it to reclaim what I am now calling my birthright, a special hill that is different because... because.

I've noticed two things since I've approached the last known position where the hill was:

1) Yup. I'm in the right place, and that wierd vortex a while ago seemed to ensure I'm in the right time.
2) I've managed to avoid, but cannot enter, a strange Field of Suppressing Aggressive and Naughty Naughty Thoughts (FSANNT, as the Romans used to say), that works on carbon based organics and silicon based organics, including both those based on phosphorus, and on arsenic, as well as most synthetics. It only doesn't work on... whatever ninja person is made of.

Luckily, my cannons can fire on the smart guys and get them knocked down for a while, but I must find the FSANNT Generator quick. *fires*

 

[username sucks]

YOU CANNOT BEAT SCIENCE! DALA, REMOVE THE BRAIN FROM THAT BLUE HAIRY FLESH THING.

Don't worry Klein, it will be a lobotomite soon. Come here little teddy bear, Dala has a present for you.

0, DECONSTRUCT THAT LUMP OF METAL THAT IS PRETENDING TO BE IMPORTANT.

*Yeah, I can do that. Taking machines apart is all I've been doing for 200 years anyway. Also can you stop calling me "0"? My name is Zero.*

BE QUIET, 0, I'M TRYING TO THINK. 8, UPDRADE THE PACIFICATION FIELD WITH SMOOTH JAZZ SO IT EFFECTS THE FAST THING.

@$%^^&*&()*&(%%^#%^%%&%%*^&(^))*(&*&^*^())*

 

[thesilentman]

What is 1 divided by zero?

*Snicker.*

My hill.

 

[username sucks]

*This is Doctor Zero, here once again to explain why you are stupid.The paradox thing only works on AI. Once again, we are not robots. Human brain in a robot body. Sometimes I think that they might get smarter when we lobotomize them.*

 

[Yuno Gasai]

*Fires a blue portal off into the distance*

I hereby claim this hill for Aperture Laboratories!

*Fires an orange portal under username sucks*

... Where's my payrise? ._.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Aperture, huh? Now there's a name I haven't heard in a while. Anyway, it's always nice to see new people. And for the record, I'm not actually incapacitated by sound. And you think that I'm dumb.

Not that you're here any more. Anyway...This is the part where I kill you. Don't bother running; I'm faster.

[sub](I used to post in an RP thread where I was this character; we did a Portal arc. That's what she's remembering.)[/sub]

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Well, now that the computers are gone, I can take the hill in peace.

You know, once I've- *boom!* taken care of the ninja for the next few milliseconds.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I'm afraid I don't have anything that goes boom, unless your head happens to be explosive. In which case... *throws disembodied head away*

 

[username sucks]

OH FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE, HOW DID THAT PORTAL WORK IF THERE ARE SIX OF US AND WE ARE FLOATING? NOT THAT IT MATTERS. BOROUS, UNLEASH THE LOBOTOMITES, THE TRAUMA HARNESSES, THE DEATHCLAWS, THE NIGHTSTALKERS, THE CYBERDOGS, THE RADSCORPIONS, AND THE CAZADORES.

-And now.... IT IS DONE! ALL of MY CREATIONS, my work, my SCIENCE, UNLEASHED upon the flesh-things trying to take BIG MOUNTAIN! Erm, Klein, the pacification field is still on.-

HUH, OH OF COURSE, I KNEW THAT! 8, TURN OFF THE FIELD.

%#%$@#$@$#&%&$^&^$#&#$$&$#^#%#%#^##%#%#&%^#^%%^&#^%

THANK YOU 8. NOW, IF THAT IS ALL...

NO, I Doctor Mobius, also will help save science. YOU WILL NEVER BEAT SCIENCE! What was I going to do now? Oh, right. ROBO-SCORPIONS, ATTACK! Sting them with your lazer stingers! Sting them to drain thier smartness!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

You just won't die, will you? And you're still being lazy. Quit creating things to fight for you and fight for yourselves! Nothing worth having comes for free!

Though...this is quite the private army you've built up. Looks like I'll need to stop just training and start using my own killer technique.

*blurs and disappears*

Spoiler: Wonder what's going on?

You'll see soon enough.

 

[StormShaun]

*Dimensional portal opens up*

... well damn.
I want no part in this damned war!

*Leaves ... a nuke!*

 

[username sucks]

AN ATOMIC DEVICE? WE DIDN'T AVOID THE NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE JUST TO BE DEFEATED BY ONE NUKE. 0, CARE TO HANDLE THIS?

*Sure, ask me for help then treat me like a moron. But yeah, the nuke is disarmed, and some of the nightstalkers ate what was left.*

MOBIUS, SINCE WE ARE APPARANTLY NO LONGER IMMORTAL ENEMIES, CARE TO TAKE CARE OF THIS FLESHY PROBLEM?

I Doctor Mob- oh, you already introduced me. Well, uh. Oh right. All robo-scorpions, use your intelligence-draining laser-stingers on the...thing. Also feel free to self destruct next to it with your stupid-explosion.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

*burns with flamethrower nostrils*

I'm back!

 

[Porygon-2000]

TANK!!!
*calls 5 friends over to demolish said TANK!!!*

Is my hill now!

 

[username sucks]

YOU CANNOT BEAT SCIENCE! LOBOTOMIZE THEM! LOBOTOMIZE THEM ALL!

 

[kailus13]

YOU CANNOT BEAT SCIENCE! LOBOTOMIZE THEM! LOBOTOMIZE THEM ALL!

I agree! As beings of science, shall we have an alliance? And possibly accidental poetry?

 

[username sucks]

YOU CANNOT BEAT SCIENCE! LOBOTOMIZE THEM! LOBOTOMIZE THEM ALL!

I agree! As beings of science, shall we have an alliance? And possibly accidental poetry?

A FLESHLING THINKS IT COMPREHENDS SCIENCE? HOW DARE YOU INSULT SCIENCE!? WHY SHOULDN'T WE JUST LOBOTOMIZE IT RIGHT NOW?

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HMM, THAT IS A COMPELLING ARGUMENT DOCTOR 8. WELL, FLESHLING, ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER DOCTOR 8 OR JUST STAND THERE...BREATHING ALL OVER THINGS?

*Klein, I don't think it can understand 8, due to him losing his voice modulator. He asked what your speciality is, and how it would benifit us to not lobotomize you. Obviously if we deem you not worthy you will be lobotomized. Also a name would be helpful, unless you would like to continue being refered to as fleshling. For example, I am Doctor Zero, the robotics expert, but the other "Geniuses" around here still pronounce my name as the letter "O".*

QUIET, O. WELL, FLESHLING, WE ARE WAITING...