King of the Hill

[Escapefromwhatever]

So I assume its still Chuck's hill. Alright- I summon Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie and Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader and Lo Pan, Superman, along with every single Power Ranger and Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. They all come out of nowhere lightning fast and kick Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.

If you question my ability to summon all of those awesome figures in one turn, then screw you and screw the rules- I have Snake Kirby!

My Hill. Forever.

 

[gamma526]

I build an exact copy of the hill only taller and the old hill is removed to make room for an orphanage. MY HILL.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I burn down your orphanage laughing as I do so you are so shocked as to how cruel someone can be you cannot live in a world that allows people like me to exist you kill yourself.

MY SUICIDE HILL.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

If your hill is indeed a "suicide hill," then you and all of your followers kill yourselves. I just walk in and clean up the remains. Then I declare the hill a not-suicide hill.

My Hill.

 

[ShockValue]

"This is not the hill you are looking for".
Jedi Mind Trick

You leave and I claim the hill. My Hill

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I bring Darth vader. He kills Ben Kenobi and now it's

my hill.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I bring in jar-jar binks he kills the entire star wars franchise and darth vader leaves because he is afraid of getting killed himself.

MY HILL

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

The shittyness of The Clone Wars movie makse your brain explode.

MY HILL

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

The awesomeness of the original Clone Wars miniseries by Genndy Tartoskovy makes your brain explode.

MY HILL.

 

[NeoAC]

Simon Pegg beams you up and away.

Aye, that be my hill!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I burn all the star wars movies (even the good ones). You jump into the fire to try and save them.

My hill

 

[shadowelancer]

I ....
Its been to long since ive done this NUCLEAR AIR STRIKE
Now i build a new hill

My Brand New Hill

 

[terribleyetfun]

I run up behind you and b bash you sending you rolling down the hill rag doll style I then build a nightclub on the hill and have many awesome party`s.

MY PARTY HILL

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I summon a giant heavy metal concert out of space, starring Megadeth, and, Duck-Dodgers stylee, blow your party to pieces!

MY HEAVY METAL HILL!

*solo*

 

[NeoAC]

All the members of Megadeth overdose. I sweep them off the stage.

My hill.......and stage I guess.

 

[Shycte]

I FIRE MAH LASERZ

My Hill ^_^

 

[gamma526]

I play "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley and you leave because your ears are bleeding
My Hill

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

You look into the eyes of Dramatic Look Gopher and your brains explode.

My Hill

 

[donishiwa]

I run in play dead, you ignore me, I creep up to you and shove a grenade in your pants, no more you.


MY smoking.... HILL

 

[shadowelancer]

I snipe you from the next town over with my Denel NTW-20 with 20x110mm Hispano-Suiza rounds

Than i claim My Hill