King of the Hill

[prinxess]

My baby avatar crawls behind you and jumps. His small hands wrap around your neck and he twists and twists until... Crack!

My Hill.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I distract your baby with some candy I then take the candy from the baby causing it to cry until it passes out I then use my giant boot to kick you off the hill

MY HILL.

 

[prinxess]

The baby grows wings and flies back to the hill. He throws his dirty diaper on your head and you scream and run off the hill.

My Hill

 

[ntomlin63]

I get Jar Jar Binks to come and annoy you until you kill yourself

Meesa Hillsa!!!

 

[P1p3s]

my hatred swells and crushes jar jars stupid head!

*calmer now* My Hill!

 

[PhoenixFire31]

I slip you a sleeping pill the slit your throat.
My bloody hill!

 

[prinxess]

I drop a long grenade down your pants..

My Hill

 

[doesthislookinfected]

I call in an army of squirrels, who throw acorns at you until you get too annoyed and run away.

MY HILL

 

[TheEvilDuck]

I get an army of cats and foxes who nom your squirrels. My hill.

 

[ntomlin63]

I drop you r hill in the marianas trench get a deep sea submersible and dive to my

Underwater Hill!!!!

 

[doesthislookinfected]

The failing economy is taking a heavy toll on your hill, so you ask the government for some help. Barack Obama says if you want your hill to have federal aid, you need to step down as leader. You do, receiving a $20 million retirement bonus, and then Obama appoints me leader of the hill.

MY HILL

 

[shadowelancer]

I sick a Catholic priest on you and he convinces you to sacrifice yourself to god


MY HILL

 

[Burgermann]

I tell the one x22 that im keeping his Dead Rising and than he runs out of the hill trying to get it and i casually walk in

My hill!

 

[shadowelancer]

I use my M21 Sniper Weapon System and blow your HEAD off the hill

MY HILL

 

[Burgermann]

awwww come on i didn't even kill you
I play the apathetic card and your now apathetic bloke,
ah screw this you keep the hill

 

[traceur_]

I tempt you with cake, while you eat the cake BAM!!!

yeh ninja'd you *****

MY HILL!!!!

 

[shadowelancer]

I unleash my Bear Cavalry

MY HILL

 

[ShockValue]

I ask you for the hill. Suprisingly it works, MY HILL

 

[prinxess]

I use my latest super power to mentally make everyone who reads this post as dumb as a dead goat.

My Hill

 

[doesthislookinfected]

I use tectonic grenades to flatten your hill and build a hill on the ground I stand on.

MY (new) HILL!