King of the Hill

[shadowelancer]

I sick my PENGUIN ARMY ON YOU

My Hill

 

[SnowCold]

i CAPSLOCK YOUR ARMY TO DEATH!

mY HILL!

 

[Slipped Mind]

I drown you in a pool of jell-o. My hill.

 

[PhoenixFire31]

I tempt you away with a brand new gaming computer that has a bug free version of Windows 7 on it!

My Hill!

 

[Voltaggia]

I insert Vista discs, and reboot your gaming computer!

MY HILL!

 

[terribleyetfun]

I ran up and break your computer and vista discs with a baseball bat

MY HILL.

 

[PhoenixFire31]

I put your baseball bat in the wood chipper (followed by you of course, no hard feelings =)) then destroy the wood chipper so it can't be used against me!

MY HILL!

 

[John-Joe]

Since you now have no wood chipper I take a baseball bat and beat you..
MY HILL!

 

[KenzS]

PANZERSCHRECK!

my hill

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I summon Dave Mustaine to the field.

It is Dave Mustaine's turn.

Dave Mustaine uses Angry Feud Over Stupid Reasons!

Enemy has been defeated by the angry Dave Mustaine.

MY HILL.

 

[ShockValue]

I unleash the devestating power of chocolate upon you.

MY CHOCOLATE COVERED HILL

 

[TheEvilDuck]

Attack of the PMS girls (myself included)!!! My (slightly damaged) hill.

 

[Incompl te]

I THROW TAMPONS AT ANGRY PMS GIRLS!

MY ANGRY HILL!

 

[John-Joe]

I create an awesome quicktime event, causing all the Yahtzee's to flee in shear terror.

MY HILL!

 

[Incompl te]

I sticky tape down the 'X' key making me never die or lose!

MY STICKY HILL!

 

[Portkins]

I ban the phrase "My(x)Hill" and unleash the Adeptus Astartes upon you. They obliterate you and everything. It is a bloody scene of carnage. I later utilize fun technologies to absorb and banish your soul to the realm of Chaos.

I claim the hill as my own and construct a Stronghold of Awesomefulity atop it.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I use my patented standby attack....destruction with an orbital laser destroying your fortress I then walk on the hill and construct a massive building immune to anything you can throw at me It has sniper spots, cannons, and is staffed by an army of well trained elite soilders. also I remove your ban on My(x)hill phrases

MY INCREDIBLY WELL FORTIFIED HILL.

 

[doesthislookinfected]

I use a lemon grenade. You run to the nearest shower.

MY SLIGHTLY WARM HILL

 

[Incompl te]

I EXPLODE THE SUN!

MY VERY COLD HILL!!